One day God was hanging out in the Garden of Eden when He realized that Adam seemed sort of down-in-the-dumps. God asked Adam, "Why aren't you happy?" Adam replied that he was lonely.
God said, âAdam, Iâm going to give you a companion! She will cook and clean for you, she will bear your children, and she will never wake you in the night to help care for the children. She will not nag, she will not whine, and she will wait on you hand and foot without complaining and with a smile on her face. And she will be called Woman.â
Adam said "That sounds terrific, but what's it going to cost me?". God answered, âAn arm and a leg.â
Adam thought about this for a few moments, then said, âWhat can I get for a rib?â
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