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03/21/2012 05:06:28 PM · #476

Jafgrabbery

The scuffle following two of more sale shoppers grabbing the last of any sale item.

note: extreme cases may involve tasers, pepper spray or even escalate into a gunfight

Bishnore

03/21/2012 05:06:32 PM · #477

Jafgrabbery: Kurdish hanky-panky, esp as between mountain Kurds.

Wimpathy

03/21/2012 05:08:52 PM · #478

Wimpathy

Refraining from pounding the snot out of someone not because they don't deserve it, but because they are so incapable of fighting back.

Whanguz

03/21/2012 05:16:00 PM · #479

Whanguz: A Central American native tribe that worships hard rock music. Ted Nugent wrote a song about them "Whanguz Tanguz"

Beeyess

03/21/2012 05:35:06 PM · #480

Beeyess: The opposite of a waspno

Discorpaneous

Ecce_Signum

Canon EOS-5D Mark II

Nikon AF-S DX NIKKOR 18-200mm f/3.5-5.6G ED VR II

03/21/2012 05:40:46 PM · #481

too late

Message edited by author 2012-03-21 17:41:22.

LoVi

Nikon D5100

03/21/2012 06:20:30 PM · #482

Bishnore

A person who falls asleep listening to that women who wears glitzy outfits and plays the organ around Europe.

Sdrawkcabssa

Nikon AF-S DX NIKKOR 18-200mm f/3.5-5.6G ED VR II

03/21/2012 06:27:09 PM · #483

(Bear's) Discorpaneous: Being in a coma-like state of suspended animation during the course of a forum thread or conversation and then suddenly snapping out of it and responding to what was said or posted several hours earlier. As in "LoVi became discorpaneous." :P

(LoVi's) Sdrawkcabssa: An utterance of exasperation, usually as a result of discorpaneousness.

Rotanginary

LoVi

Nikon D5100

03/21/2012 06:39:39 PM · #484

Rotanginary

Of, or pertaining to the inability to read backwards due to falling asleep just touching Philip Roth novels.

Emittouba

Ecce_Signum

Canon EOS-5D Mark II

03/21/2012 09:42:29 PM · #485

Emittouba:

pro: emit touba is a 19th Century French/African phrase literally meaning 'closed night' however, it is still used in the African quarter of Paris as "farewell" or 'good night'.

Lingfrap

03/21/2012 10:21:41 PM · #486

Lingfrap:

Norwegian parlor beverage, made chiefly of lutefisk and elderberries, served to commemorate the death of Harald Fairhair, first king of Norway, and his undying penchant for ribaldry.

sfigliostomy

03/21/2012 10:24:54 PM · #487

Originally posted by blindjustice:

Lingfrap:

Norwegian parlor beverage, made chiefly of lutefisk and elderberries, served to commemorate the death of Harald Fairhair, first king of Norway, and his undying penchant for ribaldry.

ROTFLMAO: I was about to define it as "A milkshake made with a Pacific coast codfish."

03/21/2012 11:49:23 PM · #488

sfigliostomy - a rare antiquated surgical procedure where a "port" is created in the forehead to release sfigments of the imagination. Largely outshadowed by the popularity of the trans-orbital lobotomy.

Phlangiasmic

03/23/2012 09:25:28 PM · #489

Phlangiasmic:

A jazz drum technique perfected by Warren "Baby" Dodds known to cause Bladder and Bowel incontinence, as well as spontaneous ejaculatory response to all listeners in the vicinity of the first three rows. (Also known as the "Shreveport Rim Slider.")

Bou-Bou Spieluch

03/24/2012 12:32:13 PM · #490

Bou-Bou Spieluch: The guttural sound made just prior to, and during projectile vomiting.

Constrictitorious

doremi

03/24/2012 12:57:42 PM · #491

Constrictitorious

The elated emotion a boa constrictor feels after killing it's prey.

Whinderbustler

03/25/2012 08:05:35 PM · #492

Whinderbustler: One who runs around in a hurried, frantic fashion whilst crying and complaining about their situation.

Wrangotantortaschism

03/25/2012 09:18:48 PM · #493

Wrangotantortaschism: At the 3rd Nicene council, held clandestinely, in 1497, the Catholic hierarchy pledged to make a cookbook for the "proper and most holy baking of primates into sweet cakes" some disagreed, and felt those who would make cakes of apes heretics, as they believed the great apes should only be baked into meat pies- they broke off from Catholicism, forming the religion we now refer to as "Lesser North Council Calvinism" all because of the Wrangotantortaschism.

Conglomogenetory

03/25/2012 09:20:19 PM · #494

Wrangotantortaschism: An unbridgeable split between between champions of chuck wagon beans and sunburned lovers of Mexican sandwiches.

ETA: I give up, every single time I post to this someone has beat me to it.

Message edited by author 2012-03-25 21:21:27.

03/25/2012 09:22:29 PM · #495

Originally posted by Bear_Music:

haha- you have great timing!

03/25/2012 10:29:36 PM · #496

Conglomogenetory: The plush, opulent meeting room where an elite group of top geneticists secretly get together to make plans to create and release yet another animal hybrid into the environment. It is believed that this group is responsible for Big Foot, Chupa Cabra, the Loch Ness Monster and the Jackelope, among others.

Riptreadiatry

Nikon AF-S DX NIKKOR 18-200mm f/3.5-5.6G ED VR II

03/25/2012 10:35:55 PM · #497

Riptreadiatry The study of skid marks to determine root cause in cases where a tire failed suddenly and dramatically due to the tread separating from the tire carcass.

Tomoxititious

LoVi

Nikon D5100

03/26/2012 12:36:24 PM · #498

Tomoxititious

tomoxititious? //youtu.be/HAU4p1ZxPyE

TO MOX I TIT IOUS?

Could you please give me the definition of the word? Is it of french origin?

YES!!!!

The attitude of being overly proud of the size of one's breasts???? tomoxititious......

OTTNOFILTERSHYNO

03/26/2012 02:33:31 PM · #499

OTTNOFILTERSHYNO: Cockney expression meaning "My mother was Irish, but I know how to dance and keep a secret." It can be heard on St Crispin's day usually, in a reply to a lascivious barmaid looking to have a go, as in, "Harry, my shifts over, like to 'ave a go at it?
"OTTNOFILTERSHYNO m'lady lets have at it up the apples and pears!"

offalastic panginea