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10/23/2022 08:59:36 PM · #1

CRETIFOPPALONG

a rare breed indeed ..;)
ie. cretinous individuals who dress with what they believe is style and elegance .. they feel they are a cut above most other people but seem to get along in society despite their obvious disdain for others ..
this ability they have for getting along could be due to the fact that most of us have lost a capacity for discernment and outwardly agree with others when inwardly feel quite the opposite ..

FACTUALISTIGNORAMUSNESS

10/23/2022 11:11:52 AM · #2

PRACTIDESTITUTIONALISM

The politically correct term for what is, in its otherwise offensive murmur, practical poverty. The best known guidebook for such a situation is "Getting By On A Penny A Day, Or Less." To get the flavor of its approach, here are a few examples: 1) Slice a slice of bread in half, creating two thinner halves of the same width and height; get it? 2) When you go to the movies, ask for the secret discount of 70% conditioned on keeping your eyes closed throughout the duration of the film, though you're allowed to open them for the commercials. 3) Day by day, alternate wearing your left and right shoes, hopping away the hours. Great exercise. 4) Invent a cryptocurrency, and then pay all your bills with it. Of course you'll probably have to move around a lot to escape the long, skinny arm of the law. So, do remember that a camel is, in the long run, cheaper than a car.

CRETIFOPPALONG

10/20/2022 03:54:10 PM · #3

ENDGAMCEPTION

A developing sense and awareness of the grand conspiracy

PRACTIDESTITUTIONALISM

Canon EF-S 18-135mm IS STM

10/16/2022 05:20:29 PM · #4

LONGBALLISTINITY

as reality shifts and what seemed understood changes .. even games like soccer, football and the like have seen patterns emerging that challenge our concepts of time and space .. now previous long balls seem absolutely short in comparison to the length athletes are able to kick and throw the ball lately .. it appears that the balls actually disappear through some sort of time warp continuum .. usually only elite athletes are able to do this .. but even this seems to be changing .. there are applications to enter this word in the New English Dictionary ..

ENDGAMCEPTION

mlu

Canon EOS Rebel T6s

10/16/2022 10:30:50 AM · #5

YOGHIBARRISTER

A practicing Attorney who specializes in cases of income loss recovery for retired or deceased family members of professional baseball players.

LONGBALLISTINITY

10/15/2022 10:29:49 PM · #6

TUTALITARIANISTIC

Said of people you want to avoid at all costs: all they do is moan about the news, and in the most superficial of ways. Ack, who needs it?

YOGHIBARRISTER

10/15/2022 02:35:57 PM · #7

GASTRONAUT

An elite member of NASA's "Beans in Space" experiment team, tasked with self-propelled space walks.

TUTALITARIANISTIC

10/13/2022 11:42:56 AM · #8

ADRENOPHOBIAN

Someone who avoids all risks, alarms and excitement. Life under a blanket is the result, existing on tapioca, afraid of crickets, diligently dulling the edge of all experience. Huddled with a sigh. Show kindness and understanding towards such a one, but don't rule out opening the curtains.
Totally different from an adrenophibian. Watch out for them.

GASTRONAUT

10/08/2022 03:01:43 PM · #9

ALASPOCKITUDE

Uber cool, with pointy ears; alternatively, uber woeful with acne.

ADRENOPHOBIAN

Canon EF-S 10-18mm f/4.5-5.6 IS STM

10/08/2022 10:55:11 AM · #10

SHUFFALOT

Going in such a manner that you're actually moving backwards. Its compatriot, "shuffawholelot," means eventually ending up where you started.

ALASPOCKITUDE

johnbrennan

Canon EOS-650/T4i Rebel

10/08/2022 07:53:55 AM · #11

PLAGRONOMESTICATED

Having the ability to manage everything home related as taught by alien Plagro from the planet Plagrono.

SHUFFALOT

10/06/2022 04:07:03 PM · #12

CATASTIOPHOBIASTIC

A religious cult that centers around the fear of a number of possible cataclysmic end-of-the-world events. The group is not well known because it's followers never leave their homes.

PLAGRONOMESTICATED

10/06/2022 02:07:03 PM · #13

DUMMOUSY

a very judgemental term for someone who appears to lack intelligence .. (altho that is assumed) .. and is extremely timid and not a great fan of cats ..

CATASTIOPHOBIASTIC

10/06/2022 02:02:44 AM · #14

TUMULTUOSITY

When things just get out of hand, in a silly sort of way.

DUMMOUSY

10/06/2022 12:49:49 AM · #15

INTELILOGIMOTION

An emerging technology used in self-driving cars that reads other driver's facial expressions to determine how to maneuver in traffic.

TUMULTUOSITY

Canon EF-S 18-135mm IS STM

10/04/2022 05:55:37 PM · #16

COPYDISMAY

a sign on the side of the xerox copier in a forward thinking company .. rather than the sign saying 'out of order' .. they are projecting the users emotional response if they use it ..

INTELILOGIMOTION

mlu

Canon EOS Rebel T6s

10/04/2022 03:54:47 PM · #17

CLAMCHROPOID

A Clam digger's device for measuring the weight of his bucket of clams for sale.

COPYDISMAY

10/04/2022 01:29:33 PM · #18

UPDEKAKE

What a bride might say to the baker, shortly before kickoff, when she demands more tiers on the wedding cake. Best do it.

CLAMCHROPOID

Canon EF-S 10-18mm f/4.5-5.6 IS STM

10/03/2022 11:46:16 PM · #19

CHUKAMOOLOO

You will want two of these when you stride through the cow pasture.

UPDEKAKE

johnbrennan

Canon EOS-650/T4i Rebel

10/03/2022 12:21:08 PM · #20

BEENAPODICIOUS

A person who plays a musical instrument while standing.

Origins of the word derived from Beena, a musical instrument of Indian origin and the Greek word pod meaning foot.

CHUKAMOOLOO

09/28/2022 03:46:09 AM · #21

GOATAHOLIC

a yoga class that encourages people to bring their own goats .. obviously people come from far and wide as this is a very different .. original and inclusive type of yoga ..
it has become so popular that people actually buy a goat just so they can participate in the class ..
many times the goat becomes a member of the family .. much like a dog ..
unfortunately the yoga class has created problems for some of the more addictive personality types .. so they have a meeting once a week to help deal with those problems ..
they all feel quite strongly that goats are far healthier than alcohol .. ;)

BEENAPODICIOUS

09/26/2022 05:14:28 PM · #22

WHIMSTATISTICALITY

Using numbers in a completely haphazard manner to prove this or that, whatever. Also featured in a song sung by a former nun turned nanny.

GOATAHOLIC.

Canon EF-S 10-18mm f/4.5-5.6 IS STM

09/26/2022 02:05:29 PM · #23

UNIFORMATER

A machine that you can put a variety of different things into (bananas, cats, cell phones, etc.), and when you power it on, they all come out the same aka uniform. Works much like a blender.

WHIMSTATISTICALITY

johnbrennan

Canon EOS-650/T4i Rebel

09/17/2022 10:48:03 AM · #24

GRUNTANCULARIAN

A person who grunts when he or she learns of Another National Credit Union.

UNIFORMATER