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09/08/2004 12:14:47 PM · #901
Originally posted by G4Ds:

900. Just wanted to post at a meaningful number.


Awww so are you going to be waiting to be number 1000 also?
09/08/2004 02:17:35 PM · #902
OOOH, oooh, pick me, pick me, I want a turn!
901 replies wow!
Go ahead and ask it again now.....


09/08/2004 02:32:13 PM · #903
and its 1,2,3 what are we fightin for?
dont ask me i dont give a dam, the next stop is Vietnam,
and its 5,6,7 open up the pearly gates. Well there aint no time to wonder why...WHOPEE we're all gunna die.
Artist: Country Joe And The Fish
Song Title: Vietnam Song (Live From Woodstock)

09/08/2004 06:50:36 PM · #904
Originally posted by OneSweetSin:

Originally posted by G4Ds:

900. Just wanted to post at a meaningful number.


Awww so are you going to be waiting to be number 1000 also?


If I am around when it happens I would like to be that bench mark as well.
09/08/2004 07:06:34 PM · #905
96 more til 1000
09/08/2004 08:38:01 PM · #906
The Dictionary: what engineers say and what they mean by it

Major Technological Breakthrough
Back to the drawing board.

Developed after years of intensive research
It was discovered by accident.

The designs are well within allowable limits
We just made it, stretching a point or two.

Test results were extremely gratifying
It works, and are we surprised!

Customer satisfaction is believed assured
We are so far behind schedule that the customer was happy to get anything at all.

Close project coordination
We should have asked someone else; or, let's spread the responsibility for this.

Project slightly behind original schedule due to unforeseen difficulties
We are working on something else.

The design will be finalized in the next reporting period
We haven't started this job yet, but we've got to say something.

A number of different approaches are being tried
We don't know where we're going, but we're moving.

Extensive effort is being applied on a fresh approach to the problem
We just hired three new guys; we'll let them kick it around for a
while.

Preliminary operational tests are inconclusive
The darn thing blew up when we threw the switch.

The entire concept will have to be abandoned
The only guy who understood the thing quit.

Modifications are underway to correct certain minor difficulties
We threw the whole thing out and are starting from scratch.

Essentially complete.
Half done.

We predict...
We hope to God!

Drawing release is lagging.
Not a single drawing exists.

Risk is high, but acceptable.
100 to 1 odds, or with 10 times the budget and 10 times the manpower, we may have a 50/50 chance.

Serious, but not insurmountables, problems.
It will take a miracle. God should be the program manager.

Not well defined.
Nobody has thought about it.

Requires further analysis and management attention.
Totally out of control.

The project is designed for high availability.
Malfunctions will be blamed on the operators mistakes.

This project has low maintenance requirements.
We wouldn't let the technicians change a light bulb, much less fool
around with our baby.

The software is being developed without excessive process overhead.
The documentation will be written in clear and lucid Chinese.

The delivery is scheduled for the last quater of next year.
This leaves us plenty of time to decide who to blame for it being late.
09/08/2004 09:29:58 PM · #907
Are we there yet?
09/08/2004 09:31:00 PM · #908
cough
09/08/2004 10:38:49 PM · #909
Anyone know when this rain is gonna end?
09/09/2004 08:24:44 AM · #910
Fears 'n' Phobias

Hitler was claustrophobic. The large elevator leading to his Eagles nest in the Austrian Alps was mirrored so it would appear larger and more open.

If you are afraid that you might die laughing--you are suffering from cherophobia.

Elizabeth I of England suffered from anthophobia, a fear of roses.

Wiccaphobia: Fear of witches and witchcraft.

Samhainophobia: Fear of Halloween.

Phasmophobia- Fear of ghosts.

Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.

Composer Arnold Schonberg had a fear of the number 13 (triskaidekaphobia). He died on Friday the 13th, 13 minutes before midnight.

Actress Natalie Wood (1938-1981) suffered from a fear of water (hydrophobia). She died by drowning.

Approximately 4 to 5% of the U.S. population has one or more clinically significant phobias in a given year.

Napoleon Bonaparte, emperor of France, suffered from ailurophobia, which is a fear of cats.

Frederick the Great was so terrified of water that he could not wash himself with water. Instead his servants had to wash him with dry towels.

Author Anne Rice, who writes supernatural novels, has a fear of the dark.

Film director Alfred Hitchcock supposedly had a fear of eggs.
09/09/2004 08:40:59 AM · #911
Originally posted by ericlimon:

Fears 'n' Phobias

Frederick the Great was so terrified of water that he could not wash himself with water. Instead his servants had to wash him with dry towels.


They should have called him Frederick the Stinky.
09/09/2004 11:42:52 AM · #912
Rain rain go away come again in a month or two
09/09/2004 11:56:25 AM · #913
I´m eating a apple
09/09/2004 11:57:35 AM · #914
I'm eating lunch.
09/09/2004 12:43:30 PM · #915
are we there yet

09/09/2004 12:46:50 PM · #916
I'm eating lunch as well but I'm having Poached Wild Salmon with a Sauce Verte and a side salad of Field Greens with a Balsamic Dijon Viniagrette. And all of this is at home but of course I am a trained Professional Chef.
09/09/2004 01:04:07 PM · #917
Originally posted by DougPaz:

I'm eating lunch as well but I'm having Poached Wild Salmon with a Sauce Verte and a side salad of Field Greens with a Balsamic Dijon Viniagrette. And all of this is at home but of course I am a trained Professional Chef.


Hey since you are in the backseat with me SHARE!!!!
09/09/2004 01:34:57 PM · #918
Would someone please help me finish this limerick?

There once was a woman named Laurie
whose pictures were...

09/09/2004 01:39:59 PM · #919
Originally posted by OneSweetSin:

Originally posted by DougPaz:

I'm eating lunch as well but I'm having Poached Wild Salmon with a Sauce Verte and a side salad of Field Greens with a Balsamic Dijon Viniagrette. And all of this is at home but of course I am a trained Professional Chef.


Hey since you are in the backseat with me SHARE!!!!


Here we go:

Doug handfeeds OneSweetSin poached salmon and they both giggle when he carefully removes the Sauce Verte from her chin.
09/09/2004 02:06:58 PM · #920
Originally posted by micknewton:

Would someone please help me finish this limerick?

There once was a woman named Laurie
whose pictures were...


never called "sorry."
She won prize after prize,
Got to lipo her thighs,
Then drove off in her brand new ferarri! ;o)

(laurie knows this is wishful thinking)
09/09/2004 02:20:44 PM · #921
Originally posted by laurielblack:

Originally posted by micknewton:

Would someone please help me finish this limerick?

There once was a woman named Laurie
whose pictures were...


never called "sorry."
She won prize after prize,
Got to lipo her thighs,
Then drove off in her brand new ferarri! ;o)

(laurie knows this is wishful thinking)

Not too bad, except for the "Got to lipo her thighs" part.

I think this group can come up with an even better limerick. What about it people, are there any poets out there?

There once was a woman named Laurie
whose pictures were...

09/09/2004 02:26:27 PM · #922
I think getting to lipo my thighs would be a great thing...IMHO. ;o)
09/09/2004 02:27:42 PM · #923
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09/09/2004 02:40:19 PM · #924
When
the
heck
do
we
get
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page
32
?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


Message edited by author 2004-09-09 14:40:37.
09/09/2004 02:55:27 PM · #925
whats everyone's favorite color
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