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 09/01/2004 07:40:50 AM · #476
oops, sorry guys......forgot to send you the first day of spring obligatory daff :)

09/01/2004 07:57:49 AM · #477
524 posts to go, 524 posts to go and one of them posts and 523 to go....

09/01/2004 08:38:22 AM · #478
522
 09/01/2004 08:59:04 AM · #479
Wow Spring!! already. And we haven't even had winter
 09/01/2004 09:07:09 AM · #480
521 and counting

09/01/2004 09:17:19 AM · #481
Whereas, breakbeats have been the missing link connecting the diasporic community to its drum woven past. Whereas the quantised drum has allowed the whirling mathematicians to calculate the ever changing distance between rock and stardom. Whereas the velocity of the spinning vinyl, cross-faded, spun backwards, and re-released at the same given moment of recorded history , yet at a different moment in time's continuum has allowed history to catch up with the present. We do hereby declare reality unkempt by the changing standards of dialogue. Statements, such as, "keep it real", especially when punctuating or anticipating modes of ultra-violence inflicted psychologically or physically or depicting an unchanging rule of events will hence forth be seen as retro-active and not representative of the individually determined is. Furthermore, as determined by the collective consciousness of this state of being and the lessened distance between thought patterns and their secular manifestations, the role of men as listening receptacles is to be increased by a number no less than 70 percent of the current enlisted as vocal aggressors. Motherf***ers better realize, now is the time to self-actualize We have found evidence that hip hops standard 85 rpm when increased by a number as least half the rate of it's standard or decreased at ¾ of it's speed may be a determining factor in heightening consciousness. Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. Equate rhyme with reason, sun with season. Our cyclical relationship to phenomenon has encouraged scholars to erase the centers of periods, thus symbolizing the non-linear character of cause and effect. Reject mediocrity! Your current frequencies of understanding outweigh that which as been given
for you to understand. The current standard is the equivalent of an adolescent restricted to the diet of an infant. The rapidly changing body would acquire dysfunctional and deformative symptoms and could not properly mature on a diet of apple sauce and crushed pears. Light years are interchangeable with years of living in darkness.
The role of darkness is not to be seen as, or equated with, Ignorance, but with the unknown, and the mysteries of the unseen. Thus, in the name of: ROBESON, GOD'S SON, HURSTON, AHKENATON, HATHSHEPUT, BLACKFOOT, HELEN, LENNON, KHALO, KALI, THE THREE MARIAS, TARA, LILITHE, LOURDE, WHITMAN, BALDWIN, GINSBERG, KAUFMAN, LUMUMBA, GHANDI, GIBRAN, SHABAZZ, IDDHARTHA, MEDUSA, GUEVARA, GUARDSIEFF, RAND, WRIGHT, BANNEKER, TUBMAN, HAMER, HOLIDAY, DAVIS, COLTRANE, MORRISON, JOPLIN, DUBOIS, CLARKE, HAKESPEARE, RACHMNINOV, ELLINGTON, CARTER, GAYE, HATHOWAY, HENDRIX, KUTL, ICKERSON, RIPPERTON, MARY, ISIS, THERESA, PLATH, RUMI, FELLINI, MICHAUX, NOSTRADAMUS, NEFERTITI, LA ROCK, SHIVA, GANESHA, YEMAJA, OSHUN, OBATALA, OGUN, KENNEDY, KING, FOUR LITTLE GIRLS, HIROSHIMA, NAGASAKI, KELLER, BIKO, PERONE, MARLEY, COSBY, SHAKUR, THOSE STILL AFLAMED, AND THE COUNTLESS UNNAMED, we claim the present as the pre-sent, as the hereafter. We are unraveling our navels so that we may ingest the sun. We are not afraid of the darkness, we trust that the moon shall guide us. We are determining the future at this very moment. We now know that the heart is the philosophers' stone. Our music is our alchemy We stand as the manifested equivalent of 3 buckets of water and a hand full of minerals, thus realizing that those very buckets turned upside down supply the percussion factor of forever. If you must count to keep the beat then count. Find you mantra and awaken your subconscious. Curve you circles counterclockwise. Use your cipher to decipher, Coded Language, man made laws. Climb waterfalls and trees, commune with nature, snakes and bees. Let your children name themselves and claim themselves as the new day for today we are determined to be the channelers of these changing frequencies into songs, paintings, writings, dance, drama, photography, carpentry, crafts, love, and love. We enlist every instrument: Acoustic, electronic. Every so-called race, gender, and sexual preference. Every per-son as beings of sound to acknowledge their responsibility to uplift the consciousness of the entire f***ing World!
 09/01/2004 09:24:43 AM · #482
Originally posted by aKiwi:
Wow Spring!! already. And we haven't even had winter

Please fast forward to spring here too!
:S
 09/01/2004 09:26:14 AM · #483
Originally posted by heida:
Originally posted by aKiwi:
Wow Spring!! already. And we haven't even had winter

Please fast forward to spring here too!
:S


NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I need my ice and snow!!!!

09/01/2004 09:29:11 AM · #484
I'm bored can anyone tell...I'm waiting for the mailman to grace my front porch so I can go have some fun with a new filter.
 09/01/2004 09:29:38 AM · #485
I hate snow and winter!
 09/01/2004 09:38:41 AM · #486
Originally posted by Spazmo99:
Originally posted by heida:
Originally posted by aKiwi:
Wow Spring!! already. And we haven't even had winter

Please fast forward to spring here too!
:S


NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I need my ice and snow!!!!


me too, Spaz... fall and winter are my favorite seasons!!!!!
09/01/2004 09:51:40 AM · #487
Originally posted by laurielblack:

me too, Spaz... fall and winter are my favorite seasons!!!!!


Me too Lauriel. I hate summer. I love the rain. We don't get snow often but I love it when it happens. What most people refer to as bad weather is wonderful weather to me. Guess I'm a true Oregonian. :)

Faye
 09/01/2004 09:56:36 AM · #488
In Texas we have three seasons... winter, hot, and damn hot...I'm SO ready for a chill in the air, warm fires, Christmas lights, hot cocoa, and some serious snugglin' weather! ;o)
 09/01/2004 09:59:13 AM · #489
Isn't JR Ewing from Texas?
09/01/2004 10:05:48 AM · #490
HUH?
 09/01/2004 10:16:17 AM · #491
lol. 10 more and we are half way there!

Message edited by author 2004-09-01 10:16:36.
 09/01/2004 10:17:03 AM · #492
Originally posted by jonpink:
lol. 10 more and we are half way there!


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 09/01/2004 10:17:34 AM · #493
Originally posted by frumoaznicul:
Originally posted by jonpink:
lol. 10 more and we are half way there!


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 09/01/2004 10:17:57 AM · #494
Originally posted by frumoaznicul:
Originally posted by frumoaznicul:
Originally posted by jonpink:
lol. 10 more and we are half way there!


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 09/01/2004 10:18:31 AM · #495
Originally posted by frumoaznicul:
Originally posted by frumoaznicul:
Originally posted by frumoaznicul:
Originally posted by jonpink:
lol. 10 more and we are half way there!


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hmmm... what comes after 3?
 09/01/2004 10:19:07 AM · #496
Originally posted by jonpink:
Isn't JR Ewing from Texas?


...yep...
 09/01/2004 10:23:01 AM · #497
It was 31 degrees today.
 09/01/2004 10:32:28 AM · #498
The Quotes of J.R Ewing from the Television Series Dallas

"Katherine, don't threaten me honey, you're way out of your league."

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"Well Barnes, I find your philantrophy awe inspiring." (J.R. to Cliff Barnes)

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J.R.: "He bit me!"
Sue Ellen: "Who?"
J.R.: "Cliff Barnes, that rodent!"
Sue Ellen: "How did he bite you?"
J.R.: "With his teeth Sue Ellen, how do you think he's gonna bite me?"
"Where the hell is that first aid kit!"

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"Well I'll be damned if you can come in here any time you want and use me like some stud-service!" (J.R. to Sue Ellen)

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"Boy, you're just one dumb ole cowboy, ain't you!?" (J.R. to Ray)

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"Well Ray, nice little place you got yourself here!" (From J.R.' visit to jailed Ray)

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"Like my daddy alway's said: if you can't get in the front door, just go around to the back."

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"Well you can't cross a bridge until it's built!" (J.R Ewing on whether or not he would ever enter politics)

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"Russel, there are a few things that J.R. Ewing can't afford, but patience is one of them!"

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"Like my daddy alway's said, where there's a way, there's a will."

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JR: "John, I want to see that will?"
John: "I can't. That would be betraying a trust."
JR: "And whatta you call cheatin' on your wife?"

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"Anything worth having is worth going for- all the way."

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"Trusting Barns is like trusting the cowette with the keys to the chicken coup!"

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"The best news I'm ever gonna get from you is that you're out of my life forever!"(J.R. to Barnes)

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"Oh Barnes, you just get dumber and dumber every day!"

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"Say, why don't you have that junior plastic surgeon you married design you a new face: one without a mouth!" (J.R. to Lucy)

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"Revenge is the single most satisfying feeling in the world!"

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"You're becoming a pretty poor excuse for a wife." (J.R. to Cally)

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"I wouldn't give you the dust off my car!"

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"Ray never was comfortable eating with the family; we do use knives and forks."

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"A conscience is like a boat or a car. If you feel you need one, rent it." (J.R. Ewing to his lawyer and lover, Anita Smithfield)

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"You know, you and Cliff Barnes should start an oil company. You could call it "Blind and Bland"!"(J.R. to Ray)

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"No I don't give a damn about your happiness!"(Ole J.R. to Pam)

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" It's about time that old baracuda got his come upance." (JR to Bobby and Jock about Vaughan Leland)

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"You know,Sue Ellen,I do believe you're going ninety miles an hour toward a nervous breakdown. We're going to have to do something about your ravings."

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"When your holding a double barrel shotgun use both barrels."(J.R. to Sly)

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"Contracts were made to be broken, honey, but a handshake is the law of God." (J.R. Ewing to the daughter of an oil business associate)

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"Lots of men have tried to run roughshod over me you can visit them in the cemetery!"( JR to the Dr. who had controlling stock of Weststar)

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"You're becoming a pretty poor excuse for a wife." (J.R. to Cally)

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"You take another shot at my daddy, and I'm gonna knock of that nose of yours 5 inches of the center!" (J.R. to that ole drunk)

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"You couldn't find any oil under the hood of my car if I gave you a golden stick to do it!" (J.R. to that ole drunk)

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"Well, I took care of that Englishman [Alex]; he ain't gonna do no more business in the state of Texas!"

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"The day I start living by the rules my wife set for me will be the one when Dallas Cowboys make it to the SuperBowl!"

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"A marriage is like a salad: the man has to know how to keep his tomatoes on the top!"

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"Never interfere with a man who's correcting his wife!" (J.R. to James)

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"Never underestimate the elderly!"

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"Never tell the truth when a good lie'll do!"

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"I come home for love and support, and all I get is a load of crap!" (J.R. to Cally)

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"All that matters is winnin'!"

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"So, you just remember who you're working for, keep a civil tongue in your head, and try to answer my questions with a bit of civility!"(J.R. to an engineer)

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J.R.: "Cryder, you just joined the crowd!"
Wilson Cryder: "What crowd!?"
J.R.: "The crowd of people who lived to regret crossing J.R. Ewing."

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"Oh common Bob, a few dead ducks is all that there is to it!"

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"Oh James, there is God after all, and right now He's smilling at all J.R.!"

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"We're just celebrating some recent developments!"(J.R. at the Oil Baron's)

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"The only thing that is screwed up in this office Barnes is your head, which I would be more than happy to serve on a silver platter if I weren't worried about my family getting food poisoning!"

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"Well there you are. We were about to put up your furniture for an auction... not that we would get one whole hell of a lot for those garage-sale items of yours!"

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"Mary Lee, if you don't hurry, someone else is gonna get your street corner!"

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"That's right honey, get on the Titanic while you still can!" (J.R. to April when she was about to buy Weststar shares)

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J.R.: "You are going to the funeral of a man (Tommy McKay) who tried to kill you!? Well, I'll tell you..."
Bob: "You may wanna show up to!"
J.R.: "Yea, some of my best deals were cut at funerals!"

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"Look up the word cheap in a dictionary, and you'll see his picture there!" (J.R. about Cliff Barnes)

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"The world is littered with the bodies of people that tried to stick it to ole J.R. Ewing!"

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"By the way honey, your a little too old to be running around without your clothes on." (JR to Mary Lee)

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"Honey, if you wanna hear your answer, you gotta ask the question at the right time; that's from J.R. Ewing's handbook!" (J.R. to Cally)

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"Hell will freeze over before you work in these offices!" (J.R. to Cliff upon learning he is a new partner in Ewing Oil)

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"Cliff, sharpen up your ice skates it's gonna be a long winter!"

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"Drivers like you tempt me to mount a machine-gun to the hood of my car!"
"I'll have to call you later, a tornado just blew in!"

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"That's O.K. honey, Bobby doesn't have a capacity to forgive and forget like I do. That's a shame, damn shame!"

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"You should go to sleep Sue Ellen, you know how haggard you look when you don't get your full eight hours!?"

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"Don't be so glum Lucy; rich folks are always happy!"

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"Go to bed Sue Ellen, there's nothing uglier than a woman who can't handle her liquor!"

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Fenton Washburn:"What would you like in your coffee Mr. Ewing?"
J.R.: "Bourbon!"

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"First that little British tramp, then Sue Elen... Clayton, you just can't keep your zipper up, can you!" (J.R. to Clayton)

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Harry McSween: "Heart attack is a serious thing. Hope Mr. Farlow pulls through!"
J.R.: "If he does, he does; if he doesn't, he dies! Never should've married my momma in the first place!"

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"Don't forgive and never forget; Do unto others before they do unto you; and third and most importantly, keep your eye on your friends, because your enemies will take care of themselves!"

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"I'm sure Ray will be great in the ranching business momma; he might even be able to tell one end of the horse from the other!"

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"Aren't you supposed to be out there feeding cows or something!"(J.R. to Ray)

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"Don't worry about her; the good Lord has ways of looking after drunks like her!"

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"Always keep your friends close, but your enemies closer!"

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Barnes:"We are related!"
J.R.: "We're not even the same specie Barnes!"

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.JR.: "Well, last night we went to the Oil Baron's and we ran into that termite brother of yours!"
Pam: "Are you talking to me?"
J.R.: "Anyone else in here gotta termite for a brother ?"

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"Well Sue Ellen, where did you spend the night, in a brewery!?"

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J.R."To call Harv Smithfield. I want him to set up that test first thing in the morning!"
Bob: "But it's one o'clock in the morning!?"
J.R.: "For what we're paying him, he oughtta be sleeping on our front porch! ..."

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"Sue Ellen, you're a drunk, a tramp, and an unfit mother."

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Pamela: "Digger is sick, and he's in the hospital" J.R.: "You mean, he's drunk!?"

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Sue Ellen, you're not a wife, you're not a mother, and you sure as hell are not a Ewing!"

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"I never forget those who do me a favor, and I never forget those who don't!"
"...the dirtier, the better!"


09/01/2004 10:39:29 AM · #499
JR rules!

09/01/2004 10:43:14 AM · #500
Beer anyone?

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