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08/26/2004 08:02:11 PM · #26 |
Originally posted by Digital Quixote:
Come on Laurie, you'd prefer a ouija board, perhaps? How about cutting apart live pigeons on a stone alter under one of heida's skies and messing about with entrails? What do you say, want to give it a go? |
What was it i said before...?
Oh yeah, you blue shirts are crazy! |
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08/26/2004 08:04:25 PM · #27 |
Originally posted by Artyste:
Now see.. you're not thinking outside the box.. these would be micro-sensors that completely outstrip the performance of *anything* on the market today! Built by secret labs in.. say.. Sweden. They would name it.. Ikornea |
would this 'Ikornea' company be using "L" glass from canon, or develop their own really expensive... well... er... eyes? |
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08/26/2004 08:08:43 PM · #28 |
Originally posted by kirbic:
Originally posted by Ecce Signum:
How about 'advanced membership'?
$50/year and you don't need to click update as it does it automatically every time you get a vote, it opens a popup, sends you a text, pages you and gives you a running average with the predicted next vote :)
Welcome to the update gang Joe ;) |
...and logs it in a spreadsheet for later analysis, LOL. Sign me up! |
great more popups... just what the internet needs. |
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08/26/2004 08:10:50 PM · #29 |
Originally posted by wimbello:
Originally posted by Artyste:
Now see.. you're not thinking outside the box.. these would be micro-sensors that completely outstrip the performance of *anything* on the market today! Built by secret labs in.. say.. Sweden. They would name it.. Ikornea |
would this 'Ikornea' company be using "L" glass from canon, or develop their own really expensive... well... er... eyes? |
I'm not exactly sure.. but I *do* know that you'd have to assemble it yourself! |
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08/26/2004 08:44:22 PM · #30 |
Originally posted by Artyste:
I'm not exactly sure.. but I *do* know that you'd have to assemble it yourself! |
In the warranty, it will quote:
"Ikornea corporation is not responsible for any damage caused to the product or 'surrounding person' during installation of said product. If user is not comfortable in their ability to install this product, please contact an authorised installation agent."
authorised installation agent = optometrist. |
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08/26/2004 11:06:02 PM · #31 |
| Dang it! I've got dust on my eyeball again. Can someone lend me a Pec Pad? |
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08/26/2004 11:06:35 PM · #32 |
Originally posted by scalvert:
Dang it! I've got dust on my eyeball again. Can someone lend me a Pec Pad? |
K... but if you use the squeegie on it I'm throwing up! ;o) |
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08/26/2004 11:10:03 PM · #33 |
| then I would get a series of monicles. polarizing monicle, N-D Monicle, UV monicle. and best of all.. have a flash installed in your forehead |
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08/26/2004 11:21:39 PM · #34 |
| Does Hoya make UV sunglasses? |
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08/26/2004 11:24:59 PM · #35 |
Originally posted by magicshutter:
then I would get a series of monicles. polarizing monicle, N-D Monicle, UV monicle. and best of all.. have a flash installed in your forehead |
And a retracting lens cover complete with dust filter and a 5 frame per second strobe...no wait, that's already available on the base model. |
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08/26/2004 11:30:10 PM · #36 |
| Sheesh! Now I'm impatiently hittin' the update button to see the forum threads change. Forget the eyeball camera- now I want a third arm dedicated to that cursed button. |
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08/26/2004 11:30:20 PM · #37 |
And it needs to come with in eyeball red eye reduction...hmm. Would you get red eye? The flash might have to be off the earlobe...Hotshoe!
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08/27/2004 09:03:25 AM · #38 |
Originally posted by wimbello:
would this 'Ikornea' company be using "L" glass from canon, or develop their own really expensive... well... er... eyes? |
Ummmm..."I" glass! Neyekon! Soneye
Message edited by author 2004-08-28 02:50:03.
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08/27/2004 09:13:08 AM · #39 |
Hmm, Camera Eye, Third Update Hand, Interface intracranial chip (Wireless of course), What else....
Aha! An alternate function for the Update hand: Inkjet Printer! Inktanks in the forearm, nozzles in the hand (disguised as pores, of course). Just wipe your hand across the photo paper and access the jpg file, and voila! Instant print!
Message edited by author 2004-08-27 09:13:35.
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08/27/2004 04:39:55 PM · #40 |
Originally posted by computerking:
Hmm, Camera Eye, Third Update Hand, Interface intracranial chip (Wireless of course), What else....
Aha! An alternate function for the Update hand: Inkjet Printer! Inktanks in the forearm, nozzles in the hand (disguised as pores, of course). Just wipe your hand across the photo paper and access the jpg file, and voila! Instant print! |
why not just have the print pop out of your ass! lol. ;) |
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08/27/2004 05:49:39 PM · #41 |
Originally posted by magicshutter:
why not just have the print pop out of your ass! lol. ;) |
because that's my fax |
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08/27/2004 06:05:30 PM · #42 |
Originally posted by kadac00:
Originally posted by magicshutter:
why not just have the print pop out of your ass! lol. ;) |
because that's my fax |
get one of those all-in-one devices.
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08/27/2004 06:14:06 PM · #43 |
Three men, an American, Japanese and Irishman were sitting naked in the sauna.
Suddenly, there was a beeping sound. The american pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my pager," He said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
Paddy felt decideldy low-tech. So as not to be out-done, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his arse. The others raised their eyebrows...
"Ah will you look at dat," says Paddy, "I'm getting a fax." |
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