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03/07/2015 12:23:48 PM · #1 |
| Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. |
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03/07/2015 12:32:04 PM · #2 |
Say what?? Oooops, just caught the joke. hehe
Message edited by author 2015-03-07 12:33:55. |
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03/07/2015 12:32:39 PM · #3 |
| Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted. |
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03/07/2015 12:33:38 PM · #4 |
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03/07/2015 12:34:39 PM · #5 |
| What do eskimos get from sitting on ice too long? Polaroids. |
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03/07/2015 12:35:38 PM · #6 |
| A conductor stood in front of his orchestra directing Beethoven, and his worst fear was realized: it was the bottom of the 9th, no score and the basses were loaded. |
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03/07/2015 12:37:04 PM · #7 |
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03/07/2015 12:37:46 PM · #8 |
| Why did the fish get kicked out of school? Cause he was caught with seaweed. |
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03/07/2015 12:50:59 PM · #9 |
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's okay. He woke up. |
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03/07/2015 01:27:30 PM · #10 |
What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a jokebook?
A Yamahahaha! |
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03/07/2015 01:30:28 PM · #11 |
Next on Maury: Snow White confesses that 6 of the 7 dwarfs were not Happy.
Tim |
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03/07/2015 05:07:44 PM · #12 |
| Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now. |
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03/07/2015 06:14:50 PM · #13 |
When Ahhhhnold was a boy in Austria they used to play a game with him called composer.
He would say....."You be Beethoven, Ah'll be Bach!".
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03/07/2015 06:26:33 PM · #14 |
| The Proton checked into the hotel for the convention. The bellman asked if he needed help with his luggage and he said "No, I'm traveling light." |
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03/07/2015 06:30:14 PM · #15 |
| The Dentist married his Manicurist, but it didn't last long. Seems like they were always fighting tooth and nail... |
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