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08/04/2014 09:51:33 PM · #1 |
My service provider emailed me and admitted a customer-wide mistake and asked me to feel free to reach out to them if I had any questions, and so I did.
Then... I thought again and emailed this:
"I extended my arm out to you as soon as I got your email telling me to reach out to you.
Then, I thought... 'Arg. Perhaps... they can't SEE my arm...'
So, I'm emailing you, too.
*grin*
I have been a subscriber for the last two years, and..."
Sigh...
And yet... I fear that they won't understand.
Perhaps... I should reach out BOTH arms toward them... at the SAME TIME??
Or maybe... one arm now... and then... the other arm in a few minutes?
Or... maybe ... a right arm in... and a right arm out... then...
No... That's the Hokey Pokey. This is a professional company...
Uhh... Maybe a Superman thing? Or... do you think that would intimidate them?
Ok. You're right.
Perhaps... uhhh... maybe just an elegant toe point... I could use... maybe... some really pretty heeled sandals?
What do you think?
Any suggestions on arm positions?
How do you think they'll react to legs? Is that too sexual? (If I sent a photo of my legs... that would negate the sexual part... do you think that's necessary?)
Sometimes body orientation... like North or South... means something to some religions. What direction do you think I should face to have the best "reception" for my reaching out?
I really want this to work.
Any truly helpful suggestions are appreciated.
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08/04/2014 10:01:41 PM · #2 |
Maybe reach out to a REALLY good mental health professional first? They probably have drugs for this...
(Runs for shelter) |
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08/04/2014 10:06:46 PM · #3 |
Good idea, Bear! I'd never thought about drugging the company!!
And... you're saying that I can just reach out and do that, too!? That's awesome!
Do you think that I have to wait until their business hours to extend my arm?
Or ... can I do it now, while it's convenient for me?
What are the extension rules?
Message edited by author 2014-08-04 22:10:23. |
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08/04/2014 10:12:37 PM · #4 |
| Hrmmmm. Think "whoopee cushion" delivery of an aerosol-based lorazepam derivative of clinical strength. Reach out and place it on the CEO's chair tonight... That work for you? |
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08/04/2014 10:30:33 PM · #5 |
Ok. I woke my doctor.
I got the prescription.
I got the whooppee cushion of lorzepam... and now I'm home.
What now.
I just hold it... and... uhhh... what?
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08/04/2014 10:42:15 PM · #6 |
| STOP! Don't SQUEEZE! Too late :-( Good night... :-) |
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