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Nikon AF-S DX Zoom-Nikkor 12-24mm f/4.0G IF-ED

07/04/2011 12:19:10 AM · #27

Originally posted by MattO:

You are going to be required by Federal Law to redo the drawing, I went through the entire list and I didn't see my name once. Meaning you violated fair Raffle laws. Sorry to Yanko and Spork99 but your winning was flawed.

Matt

Nonsense. I had the results certified by the Florida Raffle Certification Board.

jbsmithana

Nikon D300

07/04/2011 01:33:46 AM · #28

Darn! And I had already researched how to mount an inferior Canon lens on a Nikon body.

vawendy

Sony Alpha 1

Sony FE 200-600mm f/5.6-6.3 G OSS

07/04/2011 02:16:31 AM · #29

Personally, I think the person who started the ill fated "art roflmao needs your vote" thread should have won... (wait, I already have that cup... That person should have won the actual lens!)

Even though we performed pitifully...

I mean, only getting you to third...

Ummm... Spork, I'd be a little nervous about what's in the cup... Open carefully!!

Spork99

OM System OM-1

Canon EF 100mm f/2.8 USM Macro

07/04/2011 03:39:42 AM · #30

Originally posted by vawendy:

Ummm... Spork, I'd be a little nervous about what's in the cup... Open carefully!!

I'm ready.

Delta_6

Canon EOS-7D

Canon EF 100mm f/2.8 USM Macro

07/04/2011 03:45:23 AM · #31

Originally posted by Spork99:

Originally posted by vawendy:

Ummm... Spork, I'd be a little nervous about what's in the cup... Open carefully!!

I'm ready.

That ain't level 4 mate, you don't stand a chance.

Spork99

OM System OM-1

07/04/2011 03:46:44 AM · #32

Originally posted by Delta_6:

Originally posted by Spork99:

Originally posted by vawendy:

Ummm... Spork, I'd be a little nervous about what's in the cup... Open carefully!!

I'm ready.

That ain't level 4 mate, you don't stand a chance.

Fine...I'll get out my MOPP gear...

Art Roflmao

Canon EOS-6D Mark II

07/04/2011 03:50:50 AM · #33

I have two totally random questions that have nothing to do with anything, nor with each other:

How long does it take priority mail to get from Seattle to Kalamazoo?

How long does it take for a body (or body parts) to decompose?

Just curious.

Canon EF 28-135mm f/3.5-5.6 IS USM

07/04/2011 08:59:08 AM · #34

what a ridiculous question.

however, for your second question, you can use calcium oxide, or quick lime (it's all the same thing). It has a two fold advantage for body disposal. The first use is to help disguise the smell of decomposition, thus confusing the cadaver dogs or just for general aesthetics. The second is to speed the rate of decomposition. the flesh of an average adult body will decompose in about 4 months, however, bones take much longer and probably up to a year.

Kelli

Canon EOS-D60

07/04/2011 09:51:00 AM · #35

Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

I can tell you it takes priority mail 7 days to go from NJ to Conn. I could have walked faster.

07/04/2011 10:36:44 AM · #36

Originally posted by FourPointX:

...you can use calcium oxide, or quick lime (it's all the same thing). It has a two fold advantage for body disposal. The first use is to help disguise the smell of decomposition, thus confusing the cadaver dogs or just for general aesthetics. The second is to speed the rate of decomposition. the flesh of an average adult body will decompose in about 4 months, however, bones take much longer and probably up to a year.

Not even going to ask how you came to know this! Is there a confession looming?

Canon EF 28-135mm f/3.5-5.6 IS USM

07/04/2011 10:57:50 AM · #37

Originally posted by fldave:

Originally posted by FourPointX:
...you can use calcium oxide, or quick lime (it's all the same thing). It has a two fold advantage for body disposal. The first use is to help disguise the smell of decomposition, thus confusing the cadaver dogs or just for general aesthetics. The second is to speed the rate of decomposition. the flesh of an average adult body will decompose in about 4 months, however, bones take much longer and probably up to a year.

Not even going to ask how you came to know this! Is there a confession looming?

dave dave dave....if you REALLY want to know come over for my "bbq" today....:D

Kelli

Canon EOS-D60

07/04/2011 11:04:29 AM · #38

Originally posted by FourPointX:

Originally posted by fldave:

Originally posted by FourPointX:
...you can use calcium oxide, or quick lime (it's all the same thing). It has a two fold advantage for body disposal. The first use is to help disguise the smell of decomposition, thus confusing the cadaver dogs or just for general aesthetics. The second is to speed the rate of decomposition. the flesh of an average adult body will decompose in about 4 months, however, bones take much longer and probably up to a year.

Not even going to ask how you came to know this! Is there a confession looming?

dave dave dave....if you REALLY want to know come over for my "bbq" today....:D

Oh, and don't mention where you're going to anyone. He's planning another bbq in a few weeks and needs time to marinate ~~you~~ the meat.

07/04/2011 11:06:25 AM · #39

Originally posted by Kelli:

Oh, and don't mention where you're going to anyone. He's planning another bbq in a few weeks and needs time to marinate ~~you~~ the meat.

"tastes like chicken" - j dahmer

07/04/2011 11:12:56 AM · #40

Liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti?

Art Roflmao

Canon EOS-6D Mark II

07/04/2011 01:04:12 PM · #41

Well this thread has taken a macabre turn. I blame myself.

Canon EF 28-135mm f/3.5-5.6 IS USM

07/04/2011 01:20:31 PM · #42

blame? blame indicates a negative turn, and i posit that you know exactly where we'd take it. take credit for pete's sake.

let this serve as a reminder this thread is about the incredible generosity of one member and the great family-like qualities of dpc that come through when asked, that makes us keep coming back.

Kelli

Canon EOS-D60

07/04/2011 01:35:28 PM · #43

Originally posted by FourPointX:

Hear, hear! Or is it here, here? LOL!

Revecca

Nikon D5000

Nikon AF-S DX Zoom-Nikkor 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6G VR

07/04/2011 01:38:39 PM · #44

Aww, poopie! I wanted to win too! :(

Congrats to the winner though!

Oh and

Art Roflmao,I thought I should point out that your post was very comical and made me chuckle :)

Canon EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 USM

07/04/2011 01:47:38 PM · #45

Originally posted by FourPointX:

Let this serve as a reminder this thread is about the incredible generosity of one member and the great family-like qualities of dpc that come through when asked, that makes us keep coming back....

...for more village burning FUN!

MinsoPhoto

Canon EOS-7D

Canon EF 50mm f/1.4 USM

07/04/2011 01:53:38 PM · #46

Very cool. I didn't even know you were giving away a prize... Would probably help if I read more carefully but where is the fun in that.

sfalice

Canon PowerShot SX60 HS

07/04/2011 02:35:38 PM · #47

Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

Well this thread has taken a macabre turn. I blame myself.

Macaw birds?
What! What! How did birds get into this!

In other business: Tell that nice friend of yours to resubmit that song next year. We'll sing its praises again! Only louder.

RayEthier

Canon EOS-5D Mark II

07/04/2011 06:02:35 PM · #48

Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

How long does it take for a body (or body parts) to decompose?

Just curious.

Quite quickly actually... if you place the body in a shallow grave, sprinkle lime over the body and spray it with water...or you could use acid, or throw it (the body) in a slag dump...goes right quick there. :O)

Ray

Message edited by author 2011-07-04 18:03:02.

bergiekat

Canon EOS-5D Mark IV

Canon EF 24-70mm f/2.8L II

07/04/2011 09:12:06 PM · #49

Oh, THAT Yankoed...I get it!
Joe, is that how you are planning on getting rid of Marco (again)? I heard he was going to Ken's BBQ today, lol.
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