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01/04/2011 04:25:37 PM · #176
Originally posted by smardaz:

why do i feel like we have all been the butt of a big practical joke by a group of performing pirates?

But the way, what the hell are performing pirates?


There are quite a few Pirate Festivals and Pirate centric ren fairs in the area, of which (I believe) Byron's friend is performer at.
01/04/2011 04:26:26 PM · #177
Originally posted by Simms:

Originally posted by coryboehne:

anal intercourse by a man with a man or woman,[1] or sexual intercourse by either a man or a woman with an animal.


Just when I felt that the lowest point of this thread was Slippy talking about his adolescent voyage of discovery, it now surely cant get any worse (with some help from my completely out of context snipping)


LOL... Dirty Simms, dirty... :)

Is that even fair, since the quoted text was me quoting a source? In essence haven't you now engaged in 3rd party plagiarism?

Message edited by author 2011-01-04 16:31:48.
01/04/2011 04:31:41 PM · #178
Well, Bwian, you've given us a good wun for our money.
01/04/2011 04:32:35 PM · #179
Originally posted by keegbow:

Well, Bwian, you've given us a good wun for our money.


Ok, seriously, I'm grabbing the straight jacket for you...
01/04/2011 04:32:42 PM · #180
Originally posted by coryboehne:

Originally posted by smardaz:

...what the hell are performing pirates?

No idea, but I've heard you can rent two of those, plus a midget and a donkey in Mexico for around forty bucks...

LMAO! :-D
01/04/2011 04:36:31 PM · #181
Originally posted by Strikeslip:

Originally posted by coryboehne:

Originally posted by smardaz:

...what the hell are performing pirates?

No idea, but I've heard you can rent two of those, plus a midget and a donkey in Mexico for around forty bucks...

LMAO! :-D


I still don't get it... I'm thinking maybe you'd let the midget ride the donkey and then at some point, the pirates attack and board them? Is that proper pirate speak? "Board them"?..

Message edited by author 2011-01-04 16:37:00.
01/04/2011 04:36:49 PM · #182
Most amusing thread EVAR.
01/04/2011 04:46:40 PM · #183
Dunno about you, but I've worn out my F5 waiting for Byron to post.
01/04/2011 04:58:11 PM · #184
Originally posted by JH:

Dunno about you, but I've worn out my F5 waiting for Byron to post.


Welease Bwian!
01/04/2011 05:02:03 PM · #185
Originally posted by keegbow:

Originally posted by JH:

Dunno about you, but I've worn out my F5 waiting for Byron to post.


Welease Bwian!


I swear, I'm really going to get out the etorphine hydrochloride... :)

Message edited by author 2011-01-04 17:02:38.
01/04/2011 05:33:21 PM · #186
OK, the suspense is killing me...
01/04/2011 05:38:57 PM · #187
Originally posted by Simms:

OK, the suspense is killing me...


Better it than me.. Suspense can't go to trial.
01/04/2011 05:46:50 PM · #188
Originally posted by coryboehne:

Originally posted by Simms:

OK, the suspense is killing me...


Better it than me.. Suspense can't go to trial.


I`m feeling tension here.
01/04/2011 05:51:52 PM · #189
Originally posted by Simms:


I`m feeling tension here.


You enjoying yourself, Simms?....
01/04/2011 06:08:43 PM · #190
Originally posted by SaraR:

Originally posted by Simms:


I`m feeling tension here.


You enjoying yourself, Simms?....


No worries - all done now.
01/04/2011 06:09:39 PM · #191
That was quick - were you using an orange as well?

Edit - and make sure you wash your hands...

Message edited by author 2011-01-04 18:10:15.
01/04/2011 06:10:21 PM · #192
Originally posted by SaraR:

That was quick - were you using an orange as well?


Years of practice.
01/04/2011 06:10:27 PM · #193
Originally posted by SaraR:

That was quick - were you using an orange as well?


More likely liver, I'd say.
01/04/2011 06:27:11 PM · #194
Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Originally posted by SaraR:

That was quick - were you using an orange as well?


More likely liver, I'd say.


Oh my!
01/04/2011 06:37:35 PM · #195
oh dear.
01/04/2011 06:52:50 PM · #196
oh yeaaaah!
01/04/2011 06:54:20 PM · #197
Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Originally posted by SaraR:

That was quick - were you using an orange as well?

More likely liver, I'd say.

Crissy Snow's breasts aren't sounding so bad now, are they?
01/04/2011 07:13:08 PM · #198
Originally posted by JH:

Dunno about you, but I've worn out my F5 waiting for Byron to post.

There's a formula to the amount of time to keep people waiting with the promise of a great post.

Where:

Quality of post = g
Time to wait = t
Interim replies = r
Disappointment = d
Satisfaction = s
The DPC constant = x

t = x/r

g = (s/d) * (x/r)

t = ((g)/(s/d))
01/04/2011 07:46:13 PM · #199
Originally posted by Strikeslip:

Quality of post = g
Time to wait = t
Interim replies = r
Disappointment = d
Satisfaction = s
The DPC constant = x

t = x/r

g = (s/d) * (x/r)

t = ((g)/(s/d))

Now you're messing with my head - I had to check that equation made sense. Besides, the value of 'd' increases with time, as it becomes more likely the issue is resolved 'off-line' in a gentlemanly manner. We also seem to have lost the pirates, not to mention Byron's assorted relations.

Unless..... unless he's translating his reply from pirate-talk to English! That's it!
01/04/2011 08:17:10 PM · #200
Originally posted by JH:

...Unless..... unless he's translating his reply from pirate-talk to English! That's it!

Haaarrrrr matey! My Dad taught me from an early age to expect disappointment.
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