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12/02/2009 03:49:03 PM · #1 |
Inspired by the activity in this thread, I couldn't help but think we needed to have:
The Top 10 Tiger Woods Pickup Lines:
#10. "Hey baby, wanna see my putter?"
I'll leave the rest up to you guys.
Message edited by author 2009-12-02 15:49:19. |
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12/02/2009 03:52:15 PM · #2 |
#9. Can I drive my balls into your rough?
Message edited by author 2009-12-02 15:54:53. |
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12/02/2009 03:52:31 PM · #3 |
After watching a babe make an incredibly decent long drive:
"Are you sure you don't have a little Tiger Woods in you? Would you like to?" |
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12/02/2009 03:55:45 PM · #4 |
#7. Wanna watch me swing my wood?
Message edited by author 2009-12-02 15:56:52. |
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12/02/2009 04:00:49 PM · #5 |
| #8 "Hey Babe, just bend over and replace that divot?" |
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12/02/2009 04:06:24 PM · #6 |
| #6 Will you kiss my balls for good luck? |
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12/02/2009 04:09:58 PM · #7 |
#5 You'll run better if you put a Tiger in your tank. 
Message edited by author 2009-12-02 16:22:55. |
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12/02/2009 04:10:20 PM · #8 |
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12/02/2009 04:11:03 PM · #9 |
nods to ramis:
#4a "it's in the hole"
#4b "bark like a dog. bark like a dog for me...." |
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12/02/2009 04:27:04 PM · #10 |
| I would not be surprised at all to see a Lettermann Top 10 list on this subject. |
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12/02/2009 04:28:02 PM · #11 |
Originally posted by BJokerud:
#4 Wanna polish my iron? |
Alot of #4s now, but I'll try one more:
"Hey Tiger, what ya got in your golfbag?" some woman asked.
"A driver and a pair of balls, pluss some extra grass cause' I tend to beat up the rough quite a bit ;)"
Message edited by author 2009-12-02 16:29:26. |
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12/02/2009 04:45:21 PM · #12 |
| #3 Are you the ball washer? |
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12/02/2009 04:51:41 PM · #13 |
Y'know, my best shaft isn't carbon fiber....
I know a great lie when I see one...
Wanna see what a Master can do in 68 strokes?
It's not a sand wedge, I'm just happy to see you.
Hey, what does it take to score a hole in one around here?
I'm running out of records. Wanna help me break Wilt Chamberlain's?
Is your place in driving range?
I got 6 birdies and an eagle today, but I still haven't scored a waitress.
Hey baby, you've got the best back nine I've seen all year.
You're the kind of person who could make me forget about tens of millions in endorsement contracts and a supermodel wife... (Oh, wait... he probably did use that one)
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12/02/2009 04:56:32 PM · #14 |
These can all start with " Hey baby...
1. "no one can put it in the hole like me"
2. "I'm #1 in the world at putting it in the hole"
3. "do you think my driver needs a better grip"
4. "I just finished 18 holes, wanna be the 19th,20th and 21st?"
(ok the last one was bad)
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12/02/2009 05:08:11 PM · #15 |
| Does it seem at all strange that no women have responded to this thread? |
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12/02/2009 05:12:54 PM · #16 |
Originally posted by alanfreed:
Does it seem at all strange that no women have responded to this thread? |
Funny, I've heard the retching (and kvetching) quite clearly, even with the sound card in my computer not working. ;-)
Originally posted by LVicari:
(ok the last one was bad) |
They're all bad -- I think that's the idea ... |
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12/02/2009 05:22:35 PM · #17 |
Originally posted by LVicari:
4. "I just finished 18 holes, wanna be the 19th,20th and 21st?"
(ok the last one was bad) |
Don't say that, I had it in mind just before I read yours... (but it is bad anyway, huh...).
They are all good! |
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12/02/2009 06:00:49 PM · #18 |
| I am incredibly rich, I am world famous. Who on earth would find out? |
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12/02/2009 07:08:24 PM · #19 |
Originally posted by scalvert:
I'm running out of records. Wanna help me break Wilt Chamberlain's? |
I had to wiki him. I like this;
Originally posted by wiki:
In 1991, Chamberlain wrote his second autobiography, A View from Above. There, the lifelong bachelor claimed he had sex with 20,000 women. For this to be true, he would have had to had sex with 1.14 women per day from the age of 15 up until the day of his death, a rate of almost eight women a week. (One wag asked if that number was "regular season only, or does that include the playoffs?") |
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12/02/2009 07:18:50 PM · #20 |
"are you a Careless Driving Ticket? Cause you've got FINE written all over you!!!!!!!"
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12/02/2009 07:20:19 PM · #21 |
Originally posted by Hatchet:
"are you a Careless Driving Ticket? Cause you've got FINE written all over you!!!!!!!"
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Nice! I must use that one sometime.
On my wife of course. :) |
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12/02/2009 09:24:00 PM · #22 |
Mind if I play through?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a 5 star country club resort like this?
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12/02/2009 09:36:14 PM · #23 |
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12/02/2009 10:01:47 PM · #24 |
Hi, I'm Tiger and I got a woody for you! ;)
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12/02/2009 10:29:12 PM · #25 |
Ha... how soon we forget :) I initially thought the same thing, but given Letterman's recent past, I'm betting he'll be a little less anxious to jump on the bandwagon.
Originally posted by Bugzeye:
I would not be surprised at all to see a Lettermann Top 10 list on this subject. |
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