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09/15/2009 04:49:59 PM · #301 |
A: none...just like everyone else
Q:How long do I have to work for??
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09/15/2009 05:00:45 PM · #302 |
A. Until the bills are paid or you win the lottery.
Q. What is the reason for the little toe? |
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09/15/2009 05:14:41 PM · #303 |
A: That's the only one which knows the way home.
Q: Why do you have rocks in your head? |
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09/15/2009 05:27:48 PM · #304 |
A. It keeps the marble from rolling around
Q. When will it ever be enough? |
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09/15/2009 06:38:25 PM · #305 |
A: When there are eight.
Q: Who loves you? |
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09/15/2009 06:48:56 PM · #306 |
A: Kojak
Q: What does "Kodak" mean? |
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09/15/2009 11:29:27 PM · #307 |
What does "Kodak" mean?
A. For me it means a little instamatic camera with the rotating flash cubes and the pop-in film cartridges that I took my first pictures with some 40 years ago. I still have that camera.
Q. Who said "out damn spot!"
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09/15/2009 11:31:54 PM · #308 |
A. the frustrated dog owner.
Q. When is it all going to end? |
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09/16/2009 08:28:29 AM · #309 |
Q. When is it all going to end?
A. When you get back to the beginning.
Q. Why won't my son's hair stay down, he looks like Alfalfa? |
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09/16/2009 10:24:34 AM · #310 |
Q. Why won't my son's hair stay down, he looks like Alfalfa?
A: It's possesed by the devil.....LOL
Q: When will gas prices go down?
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09/16/2009 10:28:47 AM · #311 |
Q. When will gas prices go down?
A. Never
Q. When will it be safe for the USA to pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan? |
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09/16/2009 11:42:07 AM · #312 |
Q. When will it be safe for the USA to pull out of Iraq and Afghanistan?
A: When the people of those countries learn to run their own country and stop harboring terrorists.
Q: Why does "white-out" make me feel good?
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09/16/2009 12:06:45 PM · #313 |
Q: Why does "white-out" make me feel good?
A: Maybe you're getting high on the fumes...
Q: What did the monkey say to the banana? |
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09/16/2009 12:22:06 PM · #314 |
Q: What did the monkey say to the banana?
A: "Are batteries included?"
Q: Why is Kanye West an a-hole?
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09/16/2009 03:03:27 PM · #315 |
A: Between Obadiah and obbligato.
Q: Has anyone seen my little brother around here? |
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09/16/2009 03:05:03 PM · #316 |
Hey! No cutting in line!
Back to the main track . . .
Q: What did the monkey say to the banana?
A: "Are batteries included?"
Q: Why is Kanye West an a-hole?
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09/16/2009 04:57:26 PM · #317 |
Q: Why is Kanye West an a-hole?
A: because he is an egotstical moron and he thinks that he is a king....
Q: What should happen to Kanye West?
Message edited by author 2009-09-16 16:57:43.
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09/16/2009 08:18:55 PM · #318 |
Q: What should happen to Kanye West?
A: hhhhuummmm.... he should be locked in a closet and be forced to listen to country music (his favorite) for an entire day :P
Q: Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of a bottle? |
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09/22/2009 03:16:48 PM · #319 |
Q: Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of a bottle?
A: The same reason why butter doesn't stick to a hot knife.
Q: How can "it" bounce off me and stick on you? |
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09/22/2009 05:17:33 PM · #320 |
Q: How can "it" bounce off me and stick on you?
A: It's made of metal and I'm a magnet.
Q: Why don't we (in the U.S.) use the much superior metric system?
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09/22/2009 06:19:10 PM · #321 |
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09/22/2009 07:25:50 PM · #322 |
Q: Why try to change a good system that everyone is used to?
A: Being used to something is no excuse for not evolving. The roadside is littered with many corporations that were "set in their ways" and went out-of-business because they did not adapt to the changing business climate.
Q: Which tastes better, Coca Cola or Pepsi? (that's the 355 ml cans, of course!)
Message edited by author 2009-09-22 19:27:04.
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09/22/2009 08:44:17 PM · #323 |
Q: Which tastes better, Coca Cola or Pepsi? (that's the 355 ml cans, of course!)
A: Neither, Diet Coke tastes the best to me. Regular soda leaves a slimy sugary coating in my mouth for hours XP
Q: If you could have chosen a name for yourself, what would it be? |
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09/22/2009 08:46:42 PM · #324 |
Depends on whether you are talking diet or regular.
Q: Why 355 when 16 will do?....seems like a lot of wasted numbers to me. |
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09/22/2009 08:48:26 PM · #325 |
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