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01/06/2009 10:19:06 AM · #1 |
:)
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the clerk. He can see from
her name plate that her name is Patricia Whack.
'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take
a holiday.'
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog
says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that
it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
collateral.
The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the
bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog named Kermit Jagger
out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he
wants to use this as collateral.'
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is
this?'
(you're gonna love this)
(it's a real treat)
[i](wait for it) [/i]
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's
a Rolling Stone.'
(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are....)
Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!
Have a good day and good year and remember not to take life too seriously.
...back to your regular schedualed DPC.
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01/06/2009 10:24:45 AM · #2 |
Just as good as the first time I heard it, Brother Horse. Jejeje�
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01/06/2009 10:25:47 AM · #3 |
| Thanks for sticking that in my head for the rest of the day!!!! ;-) |
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01/06/2009 11:52:20 AM · #4 |
| That was horrible! Not because of the joke, because I can't sing!. |
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01/06/2009 02:36:49 PM · #5 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Just as good as the first time I heard it, Brother Horse. Jejeje�
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When was that, 20 years ago? I think that's when I first heard it, maybe even longer ago. LOL |
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01/06/2009 03:15:32 PM · #6 |
Originally posted by KarenNfld:
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Just as good as the first time I heard it, Brother Horse. Jejeje�
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When was that, 20 years ago? I think that's when I first heard it, maybe even longer ago. LOL |
Maybe even longer. I'd say at least 30 years... But it ages gracefully, doesn't it? Kinda like mick Jagger, come to think...
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01/06/2009 11:00:55 PM · #7 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Originally posted by KarenNfld:
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Just as good as the first time I heard it, Brother Horse. Jejeje�
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When was that, 20 years ago? I think that's when I first heard it, maybe even longer ago. LOL |
Maybe even longer. I'd say at least 30 years... But it ages gracefully, doesn't it? Kinda like mick Jagger, come to think...
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Exactly. :)
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01/06/2009 11:04:09 PM · #8 |
| lol that gave me a laugh:) |
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01/06/2009 11:05:08 PM · #9 |
| some classics never go away. |
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