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06/11/2008 08:57:58 AM · #1 |
Inspired by  Stiger's comment on the contrast scores thread
Originally posted by Stiger:
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Went to bed with a 7. Woke up to a 5.4. (Isn't that a line from a country song?)
I have spent my lunchbreak with country music in my head...The result of which is verse one of the DPC Hoedown...Feel free to add verses
I went to bed with a seven
and woke to a five point four
There is no doubt
There's trolls about
Cos my shot aint that poor
I photoshopped my ass off
I could not do no more
I went to bed with a seven
and woke to a five point four
Hey ho back to work
Message edited by author 2008-06-11 17:11:46. |
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06/11/2008 09:02:38 AM · #2 |
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06/11/2008 09:06:25 AM · #3 |
Originally posted by jonfrommk:
I photoshopped my ass off
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THAT's gonna make an attractive album cover. . . |
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06/11/2008 11:00:28 PM · #4 |
| Ugh... country music..... |
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06/11/2008 11:04:32 PM · #5 |
Originally posted by cfarrell:
Ugh... country music..... |
Could be worse... could be gospel music. |
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06/11/2008 11:35:29 PM · #6 |
Well I spent the week day-dreamin'
I had it worked out, it's true,
But the deadline came
I was rushed, it's a shame,
Now I'm feelin' like a self-DQ.
In my dreams last night I was flyin high,
Cos I couldn' believe my score,
Well I went to bed with a seven,
And woke up with a five point four.
Of course, as a country song, one might misconstrue these lyrics to be about the "beer goggle" effect... =D |
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06/11/2008 11:46:31 PM · #7 |
All this is very funny :)
The closest I get to actually liking country music lays with Beck's, "Pay No Mind (Snoozer)".... but let's see if other's are up to making this sad little dpc challenge song work... |
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06/12/2008 12:07:07 AM · #8 |
Oh me dog died, me woman left me and me ute broke down........
(Sorry :P)
Carry on with the real version! |
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06/12/2008 12:41:20 AM · #9 |
No Country song̢۪s without a truck
Or somebody doing somebody wrong.
So enter (stage left) some freaking troll
Who ends my pictures̢۪s awesome roll.
Truck and troll, an apocraful song,
I think that I̢۪m the one done wrong!
I can̢۪t believe my photos suck!
But I went to bed with a seven,
And I woke up with a five point yuck!
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06/14/2008 10:45:53 AM · #10 |
Originally posted by cfarrell:
Ugh... country music..... |
Don't tell me, you prefer Michael Bolton (giggle) |
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06/14/2008 10:52:28 AM · #11 |
Slow journey on the train the other night so I give you...
My point of view's fantastic
Cos I shoot sky to floor
And my file
Stands out a mile
Because I shoot in RAW
I took six hundred photos
My Shutter finger's sore
Still went to bed a seven
And woke a five point four
I loathe every single voter
They're rotten to the core
Its plain wrong
So come along
stick ribbons on my door
I need some validation
Or I wont shoot no more
I went to bed with a seven
But woke with a five point four
The Site Council just hate me
And that sticks in my craw
Where the hell
Is DPL
Its really rather poor
I'll never be a ribbon hog
Cos that would be a bore
I went to bed with a seven
And woke with a five point four
we now return you to your normal programming |
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06/14/2008 06:48:19 PM · #12 |
It's the hair, I tell you! (ugh part 2!)
Originally posted by jonfrommk:
Originally posted by cfarrell:
Ugh... country music..... |
Don't tell me, you prefer Michael Bolton (giggle) |
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06/14/2008 07:47:18 PM · #13 |
Originally posted by jonfrommk:
Inspired by Stiger's comment on the contrast scores thread
Originally posted by Stiger:
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Went to bed with a 7. Woke up to a 5.4. (Isn't that a line from a country song?)
I have spent my lunchbreak with country music in my head...The result of which is verse one of the DPC Hoedown...Feel free to add verses
I went to bed with a seven
and woke to a five point four
There is no doubt
There's trolls about
Cos my shot aint that poor
I photoshopped my ass off
I could not do no more
I went to bed with a seven
and woke to a five point four
Hey ho back to work |
I'd be mighty greatful if you could photoshop my ass off! :) |
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