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03/24/2008 09:54:33 PM · #126 |
| Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. |
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03/25/2008 01:01:06 AM · #127 |
Originally posted by MaryO:
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." |
Inconceivable ! ;O) |
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03/25/2008 01:10:11 AM · #128 |
Originally posted by Phil:
Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. |
can there be a better movie than that? that movie snuck up on me, when i first saw it i didnt laugh, then the next day the more i thought about it the more i started laughing |
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03/25/2008 07:45:59 AM · #129 |
From Naked Gun:
[Jane climbs a ladder]
Frank: Nice beaver!
Jane: [producing a stuffed beaver] Thank you. I just had it stuffed.
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03/25/2008 07:59:37 AM · #130 |
| Crash Davis from Bull Durham says, "I believe in the soul ... the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." |
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03/25/2008 10:01:38 AM · #131 |
| Cypher, The Matrix: "I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I take the BLUE pill?" |
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03/25/2008 10:33:07 AM · #132 |
From Aliens-
"Get away from her you BITCH!"
Twister -
"Cow!"
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03/25/2008 11:30:49 AM · #133 |
What don't die can't live. What don't live can't change. What don't change can't learn.
Course, they haven't made a film of it yet . . . |
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03/26/2008 10:15:04 AM · #134 |
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. - Dr. Hannibal Lecter
Have you ever been on a real shrimp boat?
No, but I've been on a real big boat. - Forrest Gump |
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03/26/2008 10:29:09 AM · #135 |
Steve Martin lines from "The Jerk"
"I was born a poor black child."
"He hates those cans!"
"Wait a minute - what's happening to my special purpose!" |
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03/26/2008 10:56:05 AM · #136 |
From Fargo:
[Marge is pregnant]
Lou: You alright there, Margie?
Marge Gunderson: Oh, I just think I'm gonna barf... Well, that passed. Now I'm hungry again.
[Marge is interviewing the two hookers whose clients were the two suspects]
Hooker No. 1: Well, the little guy was kinda funny-lookin'.
Marge Gunderson: In what way?
Hooker No. 1: I dunno, just funny-lookin'.
Marge Gunderson: Can you be any more specific?
Hooker No. 1: I couldn't really say. He wasn't circumcised.
Marge Gunderson: Was he funny lookin' apart from that?
Hooker No. 1: Yah...
Marge Gunderson: So, you were havin' sex with the little fellow then.
Hooker No. 1: Uh huh... |
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03/26/2008 11:29:35 AM · #137 |
"Deserve's got nothin' to do with it" - Unforgiven.
"Stop. Or I'll stop you." - Speed Racer.
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03/26/2008 07:29:40 PM · #138 |
I'd like to give a Laurel, and Hardy welcome to our new.........Ni***r.
"Blazing Saddles."
Message edited by author 2008-03-26 19:31:26.
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03/26/2008 07:34:32 PM · #139 |
| 'It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.' Buffalo Bill, Silence of the Lambs |
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