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08/04/2007 07:36:23 PM · #76 |
| A guy was visiting with his priest and the priest was remembering that the guy had a 50th wedding anniversary was coming up. The priest asked him âwhatâs the answer to your long marriage?â The man answered âI took my wife to Italy on our 20th anniversaryâ The priest responded âthatâs very nice, but what are you planning for this anniversary, I mean 50 is a big one!â The man responded âIâm going back to pick her up.â |
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08/08/2007 12:14:58 PM · #77 |
Timely with  sabphoto having problems on his here in this thread.
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from
school and said "If you get in, I'll give you a lollipop."
The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said
"Come on and get in the car with me and I'll give you two
lolly pops."
She kept her eyes on the sidewalk and continued on her way.
The man said "Get in with me and I'll give you this whole
bag of lollipops!"
Finally, the girl turned and said "Look daddy, YOU bought
the Ford, YOU ride in it!!!"
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02/19/2008 03:08:03 PM · #78 |
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks
into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $1,000.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up
to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female
bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the old biker, "are you the young
lady who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "I am."
The old biker replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger." |
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02/19/2008 03:11:53 PM · #79 |
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03/03/2008 09:19:01 PM · #80 |
A young man is showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend.
She is thrilled at the car's speed.
"If I do 200 mph, will you take off your clothes?" he smirks.
"Yes!" says his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200 mph,
she peels off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road,
the car skids onto some gravel and flips over. The naked girl is thrown
clear, but he remains jammed beneath the steering wheel.
"Go and get help!" he cries.
"But I can't! I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"
"Take my shoe, " he says, "and cover yourself."
Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl runs down the road and finds a
service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleads to
the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"
Billy-Bob -- the mechanic -- looks at the shoe and says,
"There's nothing I can do for you... he's in too far!" |
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03/03/2008 09:46:26 PM · #81 |
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03/06/2008 12:46:53 PM · #82 |
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,
'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble
these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, .. . . . .
'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
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07/14/2008 06:27:21 PM · #83 |
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07/15/2008 12:46:57 PM · #84 |
The Popular Mule
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly.
At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head "Yes" and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head, "No" and mumble a reply. Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.
The farmer replied, ''The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'"
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07/27/2008 08:46:41 AM · #85 |
Dunno if it's been posted before, but here's something you don't see every day...
Mandles
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07/27/2008 09:24:14 AM · #86 |
Originally posted by Dirt_Diver:
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,
'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble
these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice
cup of tea, and then ..' he said with a deep sigh, .. . . . .
'Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' |
L0L good one DD.
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01/11/2009 06:16:36 AM · #87 |
Two girls are sitting quite in a room.
I think this is the best joke, as girls can never sit quite.
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napster
I didn't understand anything about women until i started listening to this guy...his dvd distills all his secrets into one great video
//www.TheSeductionKing.com/DVD |
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