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12/06/2007 10:57:32 PM · #1
May whatever higher power you believe in have mercy on my soul, because I know the horrors of neverending knock-knock jokes, but I gotta share this. :)

Knock, knock.
12/06/2007 11:02:51 PM · #2
I can't believe I'm encouraging this behaviour, but "Who's there?"
12/06/2007 11:03:33 PM · #3
ROFLMAO... I'll bite too.

Who's there?
12/06/2007 11:04:10 PM · #4
Sheesh. Thanks, you two. :)

Control freak.
12/06/2007 11:04:21 PM · #5
Now YOU say "control freak who?"

ROFL.
12/06/2007 11:05:37 PM · #6
control freak who?
12/06/2007 11:09:36 PM · #7
Originally posted by gwe21:

control freak who?

Err ... that's the punch line - that the control freak tells you what to do next.
12/06/2007 11:10:47 PM · #8
Originally posted by levyj413:

Originally posted by gwe21:

control freak who?

Err ... that's the punch line - that the control freak tells you what to do next.


'doh

12/06/2007 11:23:07 PM · #9
Originally posted by levyj413:

Now YOU say "control freak who?"
ROFL.

Good one! :-D You know, if the joke goes awry, you could always add on, like:

-Knock-knock.
-Who's there?
-Control freak. Now you say Control freak who.
-Control freak who?
-No, say it with more feeling. Try again.

:-)
12/06/2007 11:25:18 PM · #10
Originally posted by citymars:

Originally posted by levyj413:

Now YOU say "control freak who?"
ROFL.

Good one! :-D You know, if the joke goes awry, you could always add on, like:

-Knock-knock.
-Who's there?
-Control freak. Now you say Control freak who.
-Control freak who?
-No, say it with more feeling. Try again.

:-)


LOL.

Here's my other current favorite, but it won't work in print because it relies on timing:
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupti-
MOO!
12/06/2007 11:29:44 PM · #11
Originally posted by levyj413:

Originally posted by citymars:

Originally posted by levyj413:

Now YOU say "control freak who?"
ROFL.

Good one! :-D You know, if the joke goes awry, you could always add on, like:

-Knock-knock.
-Who's there?
-Control freak. Now you say Control freak who.
-Control freak who?
-No, say it with more feeling. Try again.

:-)


LOL.

bwahhahahaha

my 7 yr old loves knock knocks
Here's my other current favorite, but it won't work in print because it relies on timing:
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupti-
MOO!
12/06/2007 11:36:06 PM · #12
Originally posted by gwe21:

my 7 yr old loves knock knocks


Yep, mine, too! :)

She has a whole book of 'em, and for a while there that was what she wanted to read at bedtime.

My favorite one was at the end:
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle be the last knock-knock joke!
12/06/2007 11:45:27 PM · #13
My 3 year old is so cute, he only knows 2 knock knock jokes, but he laughs so hard after he tells them, you can't help but laugh along every time. And they are the most basic ones, everyone has probably heard them before...

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your Welcome.

and

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana.
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