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10/24/2007 01:45:17 PM · #1 |
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband. It was laid out in four floors.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands.
First floor The door had a sign reading, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and have strong romantic tendencies." "Wow," said the women, "But, just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fourth floor they went.
Fourth floor The sign read, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left." |
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10/24/2007 01:55:47 PM · #2 |
| Lol, I must be in the "bargain basement" then. :-/ |
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10/24/2007 02:10:34 PM · #3 |
Sigh..... so true!
Not the bargain basement part :P
Message edited by author 2007-10-24 14:11:27.
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10/24/2007 02:49:43 PM · #4 |
A new WIVES STORE opened across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited. |
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10/24/2007 03:15:54 PM · #5 |
Originally posted by Creature:
The third through sixth floors have never been visited. |
So you think ;-)
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10/25/2007 12:36:54 PM · #6 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Originally posted by Creature:
The third through sixth floors have never been visited. |
So you think ;-) |
You've been up there having your way with the lonely ones ... you dawg! So fill us in, what are the attributes of the 3rd-6th floors?! :-D |
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10/25/2007 12:53:19 PM · #7 |
hot wives with money, who watch sports, dont talk about feelings, and dont make their husbands do chores.
Originally posted by Creature:
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Originally posted by Creature:
The third through sixth floors have never been visited. |
So you think ;-) |
You've been up there having your way with the lonely ones ... you dawg! So fill us in, what are the attributes of the 3rd-6th floors?! :-D |
Message edited by author 2007-10-25 12:53:43.
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10/25/2007 12:58:27 PM · #8 |
Originally posted by Chinabun:
hot wives with money, who watch sports, dont talk about feelings, and dont make their husbands do chores.
Originally posted by Creature:
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Originally posted by Creature:
The third through sixth floors have never been visited. |
So you think ;-) |
You've been up there having your way with the lonely ones ... you dawg! So fill us in, what are the attributes of the 3rd-6th floors?! :-D |
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Ah, Leroy's been hanging out with guy's with moobs then.
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10/25/2007 01:09:06 PM · #9 |
Originally posted by Chinabun:
hot wives with money, who watch sports, dont talk about feelings, and dont make their husbands do chores.
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Yes, the perfect ones, like you ;-)
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10/25/2007 01:10:21 PM · #10 |
Originally posted by Chinabun:
hot wives with money, who watch sports, dont talk about feelings, and dont make their husbands do chores. |
like you?
D'OH!! I'm slow ... dammit Leroy!
Anyway, I'd still stop at the 2nd floor. Does that make me a better or worse person?
Message edited by author 2007-10-25 13:12:16. |
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10/25/2007 01:11:28 PM · #11 |
*day dreams*
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10/25/2007 01:14:10 PM · #12 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
*day dreams* |
well, yeah, okay ... if she does the chores like that, I'm going all the way up!
Back to being a worse person again. :-( |
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10/25/2007 02:40:16 PM · #13 |
Of course I do them like that. How does your wife do them?
Originally posted by Creature:
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
*day dreams* |
well, yeah, okay ... if she does the chores like that, I'm going all the way up!
Back to being a worse person again. :-( |
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10/25/2007 04:07:50 PM · #14 |
ummm .. like .... THAT! yeah, just like that ... yeah, that's the ticket!
;-) |
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