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09/21/2007 01:13:10 PM · #1 |
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09/21/2007 01:15:40 PM · #2 |
Now, THAT's nightmare city!
R.
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09/21/2007 01:20:02 PM · #3 |
| Kind of ironic he has a tattoo of the Grim Reaper on his arm. :-) |
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09/21/2007 01:39:04 PM · #4 |
They cut your face first in an autopsy??????? I thought they did the 'Y' incision first. Well, I guess the guy is pretty lucky to be alive.
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09/21/2007 01:40:46 PM · #5 |
Originally posted by Telehubbie:
Kind of ironic he has a tattoo of the Grim Reaper on his arm. :-) |
I'd vote that 2nd shot a 7 if he was wearing a hoodie. lol
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09/21/2007 01:41:48 PM · #6 |
Originally posted by fir3bird:
They cut your face first in an autopsy??????? I thought they did the 'Y' incision first. Well, I guess the guy is pretty lucky to be alive. |
Ya, that's the weird part of the story. And why down there on his lip/jaw? I thought perhaps the scar would be across his forehead so they could saw his skull to get at his brain.
I've been in on a number of autopsies, and I don't recall cutting there in any of them.
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09/21/2007 01:48:33 PM · #7 |
| They knew something was wrong when he started to bleed...wonder how they might of reacted if he had jumped up screaming!?! They would be looking for a clean pair of fruit of the looms for sure! |
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09/21/2007 01:50:50 PM · #8 |
| But imagine the wife surprise. Going in to identify her dead spouse's body only to find him alive and well! |
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09/21/2007 01:52:19 PM · #9 |
Originally posted by bdenny:
But imagine the wife surprise. Going in to identify her dead spouse's body only to find him alive and well! |
I wonder how disappointed she was. |
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09/21/2007 02:10:21 PM · #10 |
i would just like to say that i just recently turned signatures on and at first glance i thought the quote in drachoo's signature was from marilyn manson.
that is all.
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09/21/2007 02:12:37 PM · #11 |
I'm not sure that it's actually such a bad day. Waking up at one's own autopsy is preferable, in my book, to not waking up at all.
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09/21/2007 02:28:44 PM · #12 |
Originally posted by Mr_Pants:
I'm not sure that it's actually such a bad day. Waking up at one's own autopsy is preferable, in my book, to not waking up at all. |
Pity he's not American, he could sue for a bundle and have a good rest-of-his-life. I don't think it's that easy down there though...
R.
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09/21/2007 02:34:56 PM · #13 |
Reminds me of the winner of "world's funniest joke":
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help.
First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
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09/21/2007 02:44:44 PM · #14 |
That story has to be bogus to some major degree. The part about the hospital not being available for comment leaves a lot to be desired.
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09/21/2007 02:55:06 PM · #15 |
Originally posted by jmsetzler:
That story has to be bogus to some major degree. The part about the hospital not being available for comment leaves a lot to be desired. |
I'm pretty sure when they say so-and-so was not immediately available it means "we called 5 minutes before the deadline and got voicemail"...
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09/21/2007 03:19:25 PM · #16 |
Originally posted by Mr_Pants:
I'm not sure that it's actually such a bad day. Waking up at one's own autopsy is preferable, in my book, to not waking up at all. |
Bad day for the doctor... |
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09/21/2007 03:22:12 PM · #17 |
Originally posted by DrAchoo:
Originally posted by jmsetzler:
That story has to be bogus to some major degree. The part about the hospital not being available for comment leaves a lot to be desired. |
I'm pretty sure when they say so-and-so was not immediately available it means "we called 5 minutes before the deadline and got voicemail"... |
Or that hospital admin had a gag on their people while they figured out the facts and what to tell the press. This would be SOP.
R.
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09/21/2007 05:09:16 PM · #18 |
Originally posted by metatate:
Reminds me of the winner of "world's funniest joke":
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help.
First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?" |
This is a variation of the original joke by Spike Milligan, written in the early 1950s. |
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