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07/17/2007 10:36:07 PM · #76
when returning from a long trip your wife meets you at the door wearing next to nothing and you actually contemplate how much trouble/pain you'd be in if you passed her by to check dpc.

(of course a good wife would have the laptop on the night stand with DPC already up and running :) j/k ladies lol)
07/17/2007 10:44:00 PM · #77
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

...when you do stuff like this. ;-P


wait is this one of those trick things? lol.

When you try to mark comments as helpful on myspace and get mad when you realize it's only a delete button.

When your significant other talks about DPC like a dirty mistress.

When friends join and then you get mad they aren't participating any more. LOL. LilBunnyRabbit, candi20

When you realize your whole portfolio is random DPC photos with little context outside of challenges... and you agree to yourself to do more "personal pictures" but oh wait the new challege is so cool! (ooops is that too detailed and personal? lol)
07/17/2007 11:11:30 PM · #78
Originally posted by escapetooz:

Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

...when you do stuff like this. ;-P


wait is this one of those trick things? lol.

Nope. That was just for you, you sick, demented, DPC addict, you. :P

Originally posted by escapetooz:

When your significant other talks about DPC like a dirty mistress.

...when you think of DPC as a dirty little mistress, pretending to be away on a business trip when you are really down at the internet cafe posting away, occasionally looking over your shoulder.

Let's face it. DPC IS a dirty little mistress.
07/17/2007 11:30:08 PM · #79
When you are laying in a hospital bed recovering from a heart attack, and all you can think of is a way to scheme your way to an internet connection and check your Negative Image entry that was doing so well before you went in.
Then when you find out it ribboned, get panicky cuz' you have no way to send in your original for validation.


Edit to add:
This IS a true story btw.

Message edited by author 2007-07-18 07:17:00.
07/18/2007 01:35:38 AM · #80
when you forget to wash the conditioner out'v your hair in the shower coz you're trying to think of another title, that's not so lame, on your most recent challenge entry ...
07/18/2007 06:43:08 AM · #81
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

Originally posted by escapetooz:

Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

...when you do stuff like this. ;-P


wait is this one of those trick things? lol.

Nope. That was just for you, you sick, demented, DPC addict, you. :P

Originally posted by escapetooz:

When your significant other talks about DPC like a dirty mistress.

...when you think of DPC as a dirty little mistress, pretending to be away on a business trip when you are really down at the internet cafe posting away, occasionally looking over your shoulder.

Let's face it. DPC IS a dirty little mistress.


lol! Well it wasn't actually my plan it just sort of evolved that way because I was alone with no one to make fun of me and it came to mind after buying all these veggies and realizing I can't do still life... well until my roommate woke up and saw me. But he just grabbed a drink and went back to his room slightly confused but acting super nonchalant... lol.

when you set yourself a bedtime (DPC cutoff time)... and then can't keep it.

when you share your dirty mistress with other people... and then actually want to meet them! ;)

when you avoid submitting a shot you like because it is done too much on dpc

when you avoid submitting a shot youi like because it is too similar to a well-known shot on DPC

when you PURPOSELY do a shot because its done a lot on DPC (Oh what a contradiction I just made!)
07/18/2007 07:38:19 AM · #82
when you...

HOLY SH*@ ITS ALMOST 5 AM!

07/18/2007 08:15:05 AM · #83
10 - When you define the words âbumpâ and âupdateâ in DPC terminology.

9 - When your spouse buys you a gray shirt your first though is, âwhen does my membership expireâ?

8 - When you have more pictures of your family in your DPC portfolio than on your wall.

7 - The first thing you do Monday morning at work is begin putting up posted notes around your office of ideas for the challenge that was announced the night before.

6 - When you refuse to shave until you win a ribbon. (Note to self, I need a ribbon)

5 - When part of your New Years resolution contains something about DPC.

4 - Instead of going to the doctor you begin asking medical advice in the forums.

3 - When you purposely renew your membership on your wedding anniversary so you will not forget your anniversary â next year! (This oneâs for the men)

2 â When you spouse wakes you and says âROLLOVERâ, you jump up and run to check the computer.

1 - When you have you therapist under you favâs list.


Message edited by author 2007-07-18 08:26:56.
07/18/2007 12:56:23 PM · #84
Originally posted by swhiddon:

10 - When you define the words âbumpâ and âupdateâ in DPC terminology.
2 â When you spouse wakes you and says âROLLOVERâ, you jump up and run to check the computer.


haahahahah
07/18/2007 12:56:45 PM · #85
Originally posted by swhiddon:


2 â When you spouse wakes you and says âROLLOVERâ, you jump up and run to check the computer.


haahahahah
07/23/2007 07:37:30 PM · #86
i really NEEDED to see the dentist ..
i really WANTED to take photographs for a challenge ..
i could only do one or the other ..
i'm sure you can guess which road i took .. !! ..
shame really coz, now i have a painful tooth and a painful score !!! ..


07/23/2007 07:41:33 PM · #87
Originally posted by roz:

i really NEEDED to see the dentist ..
i really WANTED to take photographs for a challenge ..
i could only do one or the other ..
i'm sure you can guess which road i took .. !! ..
shame really coz, now i have a painful tooth and a painful score !!! ..


Hmm...I don't suppose X-rays really work for submissions. Even if you do set the shot up. (My dentist has gone digital for her X-rays)

Over the weekend I took pictures of my dad racing his chuckwagon. I wanted a fresh angle so I actually laid down on the ground (i.e. dirt) to get my shot. One of the people he was racing with dropped a line and lost control of his horses. I am sad to say that I stopped shooting and stuffed the camera into my mom's hands with a "Here!" and ran to help.

My fiancee is happy to know that if she were in danger I wouldn't stand there and take pictures.

Unless the light was good of course... :)

Message edited by author 2007-07-23 19:42:09.
07/23/2007 08:04:16 PM · #88
You see the world's largest camera tattoo and find yourself a bit jealous of it's size.
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