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04/05/2007 10:58:20 PM · #126
feck off, i'm full
04/05/2007 11:01:09 PM · #127
Originally posted by Louis:

What? This is still going on??


a friend and i used to be able to do the entire last supper skit. that was in high school when we had nothing better to do. study? what's that?

now, can you tell me, why in god's name are there three jesus?
it works, mate, it works!
it does not work!
it does, the fat one balances the two skinny ones!

and of course, the payoff at the end

look, mate, i may not know much about art, but i know what i like!

Message edited by author 2007-04-05 23:01:30.
04/05/2007 11:20:07 PM · #128
Originally posted by xianart:

a friend and i used to be able to do the entire last supper skit. that was in high school when we had nothing better to do. study? what's that?

This brings back memories. Among others, a friend and I could rattle off the entire "Who Cares" interview without missing a bit (elaphantoplasty, grafting a pederast onto an Anglican bishop, the depressed woman who's life is changed by being turned into a chesterfield). I can still do most of the skits from memory from Matching Tie and Hankerchief, Another Monty Python Record, etc.

What a wasted life. :D
04/05/2007 11:21:10 PM · #129
Originally posted by Louis:



What a wasted life. :D


The best kind!!!! :-D
04/05/2007 11:44:58 PM · #130
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
04/06/2007 12:01:30 AM · #131
Dennis! There is some lovely filth down here.
04/06/2007 12:49:25 AM · #132
Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...
--God
04/06/2007 01:36:25 AM · #133
On to Camelot!!
04/06/2007 01:56:41 AM · #134
Who's that there?
Dunno, must be a king
How do you know he is a king?
He hasn't got sh!t all over him!

signed a female with the book "all the words" (somewhere) and the MP boxed CD set...
04/06/2007 03:00:06 AM · #135
Dimsdale....
04/06/2007 03:33:33 AM · #136
Originally posted by blazelle:

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.


Let the Heathens spill theirs
on the dusty ground
God will make them pay
for each sperm that can't be found
04/06/2007 03:40:18 AM · #137
Grim Reaper : "SHUT UP! Shut up, you American! You always talk, you Americans. You talk, and you talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say this". Well, you're dead now, so shut up!"
04/06/2007 04:47:05 AM · #138
"Ooooh, I'm a lumberjack and that's okay...."
04/06/2007 07:49:13 AM · #139
1st Voice Over: Yes, it's Attila the Nun.

(Attila the Nun flashes past the camera, There is a loud sound of the bike crashing off camera.)

2nd Voice Over: A simple country girl who took a vow of eternal brutality.

__________________________

Narrator: ...were not involved. The Minister of Technology (cut to photograph of minister with a wombat on his shoulder) met the three Russian leaders (Russian leaders again all with wombats on their shoulders) today to discuss a £4 million airliner deal....none of them were indigenous to Australia, carried their young in pouches, or ate any of those yummy Eucalyptus leaves.Yum Yum. Thats the news for wombats, and now Attila the Bun!

ANIMATION: a vicious rampaging bun.

Voice Over: Well that's all for Attila the Bun, and now - idiots!
04/06/2007 07:55:20 AM · #140
Is this where I go for an argument?
04/06/2007 08:10:32 AM · #141
Albatross! Albatross! Get your albatross here!

Ermm, excuse me but what flavour is that?

Its fecking albatross flavour, init!
Albatross! Albatross! Get your albatross here!


The live versions were so much more profane :-)
04/06/2007 08:20:05 AM · #142
Old Idiot: I'm a completely self-taught idiot. I mean, ooh arh, ooh arhh, ooh arhh .... nobody does that anymore. Anybody who did that round here would be laughed off the street. No, nowadays people want something wittier.
04/06/2007 08:22:57 AM · #143
Someone bring me the machine that goes...BING! ah there it is
04/06/2007 08:24:34 AM · #144
Delta_6:
Is this where I go for an argument?

I told you once.
04/06/2007 08:26:37 AM · #145
Originally posted by krnodil:

Delta_6:
Is this where I go for an argument?

I told you once.


No you didn't.
04/06/2007 08:27:35 AM · #146
Yes, I did.
04/06/2007 08:43:00 AM · #147
'Good idea, Lord'

'OF COURSE IT'S A GOOD IDEA'
04/06/2007 09:22:54 AM · #148
Morning!
04/06/2007 09:27:59 AM · #149
That's not an argument, it's just contradiction!
04/06/2007 09:34:00 AM · #150
Originally posted by lynnesite:

That's not an argument, it's just contradiction!


no, it's not...
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