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12/27/2006 11:25:22 PM · #101
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

Originally posted by crayon:

Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

At age 48 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Uhhh ...


and what? no women involved??? Leroy - that is so inaccurate...


Perhaps Judi shot a photo with a bicycle? LOL


I was thinking it could probably go like this:
at age 48, on your birthday, Judi dropped by and offered to take a birthday photo for you, and you agreed. The idea was having you swim nekkid in a pool of lotion (a gallon, hmm?) And then, to spice things up, Judi suggested that you used a pair of 9v batteries with nipple-clamps (be creative here). I'm not sure where the photograph of a bicycle fits into the whole thing tho - maybe Judi decided to shoot a bicycle after all the mess u made? :p
12/28/2006 11:37:48 PM · #102
Apparently the global war on terrorism expands to Spain, Canada, Mexico and Venus. I live another 29 years and die fighting it in Mexico. Geez, do you think I'm drafted? Or did I volunteer??
I've already been to Mexico and Canada. I wanted Spain (or Venus)...
12/28/2006 11:44:04 PM · #103
Angela: At age 73 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

my husband...Dave: At age 87 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.

that was fun
12/28/2006 11:48:57 PM · #104
I always said (when I was young and didn't know better) that I would die at 36, because older than that was grumpy and settled and such... well I passed 36 and now I dunno, I don't care as long as I get to live life FULL right up to the last second.
12/28/2006 11:52:35 PM · #105
I don't really care how - as long as it's fast. Maybe a grizzly will devour me when I go out shooting them this spring. If so, oh well. As long as someone uploads my images to DPC.
12/29/2006 12:01:27 AM · #106
<===== Wants to die in bed at a ripe old age with the following options.

1) Peacefully in my sleep with no pain.
2) Of a massive Viagra-induced heart attack
12/29/2006 12:06:30 AM · #107
It̢۪s not how I die. I worry about my contribution to life's legacy.
12/29/2006 12:10:28 AM · #108
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

<===== Wants to die in bed at a ripe old age with the following options.

1) Peacefully in my sleep with no pain.
2) Of a massive Viagra-induced heart attack


hahahahha well lets hope it's not the second one because that's just sounding way too painful!
12/29/2006 12:17:37 AM · #109
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

<===== Wants to die in bed at a ripe old age with the following options.

1) Peacefully in my sleep with no pain.
2) Of a massive Viagra-induced heart attack


no way Leroy - I can see a vision of your death in my wood stove right now

12/29/2006 12:20:55 AM · #110
Originally posted by ShutterPug:

Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

<===== Wants to die in bed at a ripe old age with the following options.

1) Peacefully in my sleep with no pain.
2) Of a massive Viagra-induced heart attack


no way Leroy - I can see a vision of your death in my wood stove right now



Ummm NO!
12/29/2006 12:21:49 AM · #111
Originally posted by angela_packard:

Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

<===== Wants to die in bed at a ripe old age with the following options.

1) Peacefully in my sleep with no pain.
2) Of a massive Viagra-induced heart attack


hahahahha well lets hope it's not the second one because that's just sounding way too painful!


Was kinda rooting for the second option myself... hoping to be a bit too pre-occupied to notice the pain. :-)
12/29/2006 01:33:56 PM · #112
Sam: At age 80 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn".
12/29/2006 01:42:23 PM · #113
deb: At age 79 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

hey "major art gallery" - cool ;0
12/29/2006 01:57:28 PM · #114
Antsy: At age 61 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

My,my,my! Hilarious!
12/29/2006 02:00:54 PM · #115
At age 41 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.


03/03/2007 02:14:31 AM · #116
David Heffler: At age 61 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

haha, I don't think that could be any more perfect.



What am I doing to the poor ferret?

Message edited by author 2007-03-03 02:15:34.
03/03/2007 02:16:43 AM · #117
"Jacqui: At age 61 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay."

Bwahahahah!!!
03/03/2007 03:33:07 AM · #118
Linda: At age 97 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

YES !!!!!!!
03/03/2007 04:11:56 AM · #119
Urfa: At age 67 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

hehe.. It's actually plausible..

03/03/2007 05:08:06 AM · #120
howzit: At age 85 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.
03/03/2007 05:21:13 AM · #121
leslay: At age 119 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

i'm not joking...
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