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12/23/2006 04:46:47 PM · #76
um, i'm gonna guess the innuendo was that the lotion wasn't for moisturizing your visible parts, ifyouknowwhutimean. ;)
12/23/2006 04:48:59 PM · #77
Originally posted by ursula:

Ursula: At age 107 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

I might be a contender for oldest woman in the world :)


hmmm, so that software got you, too? :) I will only be 34 though when it happens...:)
12/23/2006 04:49:58 PM · #78
I'm gonna live forever, not gonna die.
12/23/2006 04:51:35 PM · #79
Originally posted by silverfoxx:

Originally posted by ursula:

Ursula: At age 107 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

I might be a contender for oldest woman in the world :)


hmmm, so that software got you, too? :) I will only be 34 though when it happens...:)


Oooh, you only have 9 years to go! Software - it's evil, you know. You better stick to making pictures rather than going into programming.
12/23/2006 04:52:06 PM · #80
Originally posted by muckpond:

um, i'm gonna guess the innuendo was that the lotion wasn't for moisturizing your visible parts, ifyouknowwhutimean. ;)


Hrmmph... And here I thought I was trying to protect my skin in my old age... Frankly, I think at 100 yrs plus, the "other" reading won't be of much (if any) interest to me...

R.
12/23/2006 04:55:54 PM · #81
Whoa, that might even be true.

Terje: At age 58 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.

I've almost had pryotechnics kill me twice before!

12/23/2006 05:07:06 PM · #82
Originally posted by terje:

Whoa, that might even be true.

Terje: At age 58 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.

I've almost had pryotechnics kill me twice before!


Maybe you should stick to landscapes :))))))
12/23/2006 05:09:36 PM · #83
Mike: At age 67 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

That would kill anyone!!!!
12/23/2006 05:13:38 PM · #84
Originally posted by cryingdragon:

Mike: At age 67 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

That would kill anyone!!!!


You know the really depressing part of this? We all have to put up with BS for 34 more years.
12/23/2006 05:15:09 PM · #85
Originally posted by ursula:

Originally posted by cryingdragon:

Mike: At age 67 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

That would kill anyone!!!!


You know the really depressing part of this? We all have to put up with BS for 34 more years.
Almost makes me want to die now :P
12/23/2006 05:53:59 PM · #86
At 49 from a Crystal Meths overdose!!! CAN'T WAIT!!
12/23/2006 08:44:49 PM · #87
kelly brannon: At age 83 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.
12/23/2006 09:00:06 PM · #88
Alicia: At age 85 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

Nice. Seems like a good way to go - blood and guts!
12/24/2006 01:44:06 AM · #89
Shannon: At age 66 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

:) i like the part about 12 straigh victories... thats pretty kick a$$ for a 66 year old!
12/24/2006 06:10:36 AM · #90
Originally posted by shannylee13:

Shannon: At age 66 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

:) i like the part about 12 straigh victories... thats pretty kick a$$ for a 66 year old!

I'm programming my Tivo for that right now...
12/24/2006 09:34:30 AM · #91
Rob: At age 83 you will die from an equipment malfunction in an exciting, fear based reality game show. Your death will receive the highest ratings of any episode of any reality show, ever.

That sounds right - They would have to drag my dead body on stage before I would participate in a "reality" show to start with.

Reminds me of that old joke - I want to die like my grandfather gently in my sleep unlike his screaming passengers.
12/24/2006 09:48:24 AM · #92
Leann: At age 90 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

I hope I fall in as a result of trying to get a good picture!

Leann
12/25/2006 06:29:25 PM · #93
Originally posted by Blue Moon:

Leah: At age 22 you will be struck by lightning while trying to move the antenna beside your mobile home in order to pick up late night adult movies.


Thought I would try it w/my username...

Blue Moon: At age 37 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

Ya know...I can live with that. As long as I'm famous when I die :)
12/26/2006 10:11:32 PM · #94
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12/27/2006 11:11:37 PM · #95
burpy
12/27/2006 11:14:11 PM · #96
Brian hopes to die like his grandfather did - peacefully in his sleep; not like the 3 other screaming passengers in the car when they crashed.
12/27/2006 11:15:46 PM · #97
At age 48 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Uhhh ...
12/27/2006 11:16:36 PM · #98
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

At age 48 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Uhhh ...


and what? no women involved??? Leroy - that is so inaccurate...
12/27/2006 11:17:28 PM · #99
David: At age 99 you will die lonely and alone.

How sad!
12/27/2006 11:18:10 PM · #100
Originally posted by crayon:

Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

At age 48 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Uhhh ...


and what? no women involved??? Leroy - that is so inaccurate...


Perhaps Judi shot a photo with a bicycle? LOL
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