Photoshop in real life!!!! - DPChallenge Forums

12/13/2006 12:26:20 PM · #1

Just think how good photoshop would be in real life!

How easy it would be to decorate your house - magic wand and paint bucket
You could do it everyday.
If you get into an accident, just "ctrl+z"
Going out on the town and don't like how you are looking-simply paste someone elses head onto your shoulders.
Woman would only take a couple of minutes to get ready - noise ninja and perhaps some liquify on the breasts :-)

What would you do?

12/13/2006 12:29:13 PM · #2

Go naked with only a censor box over my stuff :-)

Do not click that you have been warned

And ofcourse, I'd have a nice sepia tan :-)

12/13/2006 12:35:44 PM · #3

Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

Go naked with only a censor box over my stuff :-)

Do not click that you have been warned

And ofcourse, I'd have a nice sepia tan :-)

sepia tan!
I hadn't thought about that one.

Gordon

RIM BlackBerry Curve

Canon EF 85mm f/1.8 USM

12/13/2006 12:48:34 PM · #4

This will be an Adam Sandler movie any day now.

Carl Zeiss 50mm ZE f/1.4 Planar T for Canon

12/13/2006 08:13:32 PM · #5

Originally posted by Gordon:

This will be an Adam Sandler movie any day now.

Might be a bit slower paced than Click though. :-)

yanko

Canon EOS-5D Mark II

12/13/2006 08:17:11 PM · #6

Yeah I'd love to run a few "actions", batch scripts, etc. Depending on my home "processor" all of my days work could be completed in a matter of seconds. When can we have this technology?

Message edited by author 2006-12-13 20:17:36.

Apple iPhone 5

Nikon AF-S DX Zoom-Nikkor 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 ED

12/13/2006 08:56:04 PM · #7

Instead of wearing glasses I could just unsharp mask everything.

Art Roflmao

Canon EOS-6D Mark II

Canon EF 24-105mm f/4.0L IS

12/13/2006 08:57:38 PM · #8

You could have a cool bathroom mirror like mine...

And in the kitchen, if you like your steak rare but you overcooked it, a little Hue adjustment can bring the pink back.

Clone the sharp edges off the furniture to child-proof your living room.

Little Johnny comes in crying with a scraped up elbow? Apply the ouchless healing brush.

Need to vacuum under the couch? Just turn off the furniture layer and you can do the whole floor without breaking your back! Stains? Clone 'em out!

Crappy, rainy weather outside? Apply the "Clear Skies" Action to the windows and cheer up instantly!

For the laundry room, get rid of the bleach and use the brightness adjustment and/or levels to bring your old tshirts back to life!

Melt away unwanted fat quickly with the Liquify tool!

Your teenager comes home late and is acting funny, but doesn't appear stoned or drunk - a look through the history palette reveals she applied some red-eye reduction - Busted!

12/13/2006 09:03:32 PM · #9

LMAO! I was waiting for you to post in this thread, man. I knew I'd get a good chuckle.

Canon EF 70-200mm f/2.8L IS USM

12/13/2006 09:14:10 PM · #10

Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

LMAO! I was waiting for you to post in this thread, man. I knew I'd get a good chuckle.

He's thought about this way too much!!!

Marjo

Canon EOS-7D

12/13/2006 09:20:42 PM · #11

Too funny! I can finally appreciate photoshop.
Can't wait to heal those wrinkles.

12/13/2006 09:24:20 PM · #12

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12/13/2006 09:41:44 PM · #13

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