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09/16/2006 11:27:05 PM · #1 |
Think of a phrase that has two separate meanings that form an Oxymoron and show it within an image. This is an advance challenge.
Some Oxymorons just off the top of my head=
Military Intelligence
Pretty Ugly
Flaming Hedrosexual
Soft Rock
Timid Aggression
Focused Spread
He She (for those in W. Hollywood)
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09/16/2006 11:28:28 PM · #2 |
Who you callin' an Ox Moron? :-P
Love it, let's do it.
My favorite has always been Dodge Ram trucks... which do you do when you drive up fast behind one? ;-)
Message edited by author 2006-09-16 23:30:40.
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09/17/2006 12:03:25 AM · #3 |
You forgot one of classics:
Jumbo Shrimp |
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09/17/2006 12:04:45 AM · #4 |
Safe sex!
Tell me about it, baby! |
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09/17/2006 12:09:50 AM · #5 |
Originally posted by Joey Lawrence:
Safe sex!
Tell me about it, baby! |
I think you're thinking of "Happy Marriage" |
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09/17/2006 12:11:42 AM · #6 |
| How about Honest Politician ... |
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09/17/2006 12:30:45 AM · #7 |
Originally posted by GeneralE:
How about Honest Politician ... |
i was about to say honest lawyer...
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09/17/2006 12:35:58 AM · #8 |
Originally posted by Mo:
Originally posted by GeneralE:
How about Honest Politician ... |
i was about to say honest lawyer... |
Same Difference :-)
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09/17/2006 01:28:23 AM · #9 |
Actually, A Dictionary of Wit, Wisdom, and Satire by Herbert V. Prochnow (and his son, Jr.) lists the perfectly useful:
Honest Politician: One who, when bought, will stay bought. |
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09/17/2006 03:01:03 AM · #10 |
"Authentic Reproduction", "Forgotten Memories", "Double Solitaire" come to mind :-)
R.
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09/17/2006 05:10:00 AM · #11 |
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09/17/2006 09:22:02 AM · #12 |
Original Copy
One Man Show
Solo Concert
One Hundred Percent Chance
Highly Underestimated
Detailed Summary
Practical Joke
Message edited by author 2006-09-17 09:25:18. |
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09/17/2006 10:16:57 AM · #13 |
Originally posted by Artan:
Microsoft Works? |
My favorite!
Here's a classic,
Military Intelligence
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09/17/2006 10:23:07 AM · #14 |
Working Vacation
Semi-retired
Responsible Teenagers (personal experience has proven this one to be an oxymoron)
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09/17/2006 11:09:48 AM · #15 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Originally posted by Mo:
Originally posted by GeneralE:
How about Honest Politician ... |
i was about to say honest lawyer... |
Same Difference :-) |
How about Same Difference?
How you'd shoot that I dunno...... |
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09/18/2006 08:53:32 AM · #16 |
I have one:
State worker. :) |
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09/18/2006 09:16:29 AM · #17 |
I actually had this idea myself the other day for a challenge.
but here is my contribution,
Intelligent Man :D
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09/18/2006 09:18:01 AM · #18 |
@ LMAOOO @ microsoft works too funny
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09/18/2006 09:25:05 AM · #19 |
Originally posted by diginux:
I have one:
State worker. :) |
HEY! I resemble that remark!
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09/18/2006 10:59:25 PM · #20 |
1. How do you make a slow horse fast? Take away his hay.
2. Have you ever seen a catfish? How did he hold his pole?
3. Fast food? What's there to eat?...Really?
4. Internal Revenue SERVICE?
5. Sophomore (i.e. "Wise Fool") Education Major...
6. The "seedy" side of town rarely plants a garden.
7. You drive on a parkway & Park on a driveway.
8. A Slow Lane on a Superhighway.
9. Do "Head Hunters" get the job because they cannibalize their companies?
10. The sign says, "Slow Children Playing", and you think, "Now that wasn't very PC!"
11. The sign says, "Dip in Road," and you think "Yeah, Yeah, Yeah! Same to you, Buddy!"
12. The sign says, "Fine for Parking," but you get a ticket anyway!!!!
13. Your Blind Date (again...not very PC) owns a seeing eye dog.
14. Your fiancee' FINALLY shows you his wooden leg,...(Let's Prepare! Are you sitting down?)...and you want to break it off! (That was a Dear Abby response from year's ago...I saw it reprinted in the Reader's Digest.)
Enjoy! Me? ROFLMGO!!!!!!!
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09/18/2006 11:03:42 PM · #21 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Originally posted by Mo:
Originally posted by GeneralE:
How about Honest Politician ... |
i was about to say honest lawyer... |
Same Difference :-) |
Not really. A lawyer, very occasionally, can actually accomplish something useful....... it's rare, but it does
happen.
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09/18/2006 11:06:34 PM · #22 |
Originally posted by overclover:
Intelligent Man :D |
whoa, whoa! :-P
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09/23/2006 07:31:07 AM · #23 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
My favorite has always been Dodge Ram trucks... which do you do when you drive up fast behind one? ;-) |
If you can't Dodge it, RAM it. |
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09/23/2006 08:22:34 AM · #24 |
How about . . .
Vegetarian meatball
victimless crime
tomorrows' headlines today
truth in advertising
sight unseen
original reproduction
Anarchy Rules!
Bitter Sweet |
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09/23/2006 08:26:42 AM · #25 |
If I have a great tool for household cleaning, would it be more an oxymoron or more irony to say, "This vacuum really sucks!"? /;)
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