A duck and the number 42, but NOT a fire engine

08/04/2006 08:40:54 PM · #26

You need a grill? Thought you just waved your torch over 'em.
Or did the firetrucks put those out?
(oops, I wasn't supposed to mention ... you know... Sorry!)

08/04/2006 08:50:49 PM · #27

Originally posted by BeeCee:

(oops, I wasn't supposed to mention ... you know... Sorry!)

08/04/2006 08:54:17 PM · #28

You're scaring me now... MOMMMMYYYY!!!!

Oh yes, the discussion was 42 ducks. Lotsa fertiliser...

08/04/2006 09:09:44 PM · #29

Ok, I thought I had it, but at the last minute that freakin fire engine drove across the outfield.

08/04/2006 09:14:41 PM · #30

Originally posted by BeeCee:

You're scaring me now... MOMMMMYYYY!!!!

Oh yes, the discussion was 42 ducks. Lotsa fertiliser...

You're gonna cook forty two ducks to feed Homeland Security!!!!!

08/04/2006 09:16:38 PM · #31

Originally posted by sfalice:

You're gonna cook forty two ducks to feed Homeland Security!!!!!

Hmmm... was that some sort of Jedi mind trick? Cuz I'm sitting here plucking like a madman and I don't know why.

08/04/2006 09:23:54 PM · #32

Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

Originally posted by sfalice:
You're gonna cook forty two ducks to feed Homeland Security!!!!!

Hmmm... was that some sort of Jedi mind trick? Cuz I'm sitting here plucking like a madman and I don't know why.

Geez, I hope you're plucking a banjo!
Let Homeland Security pluck their own ducks.

08/04/2006 09:26:16 PM · #33

Originally posted by sfalice:

Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

Originally posted by sfalice:
You're gonna cook forty two ducks to feed Homeland Security!!!!!

Hmmm... was that some sort of Jedi mind trick? Cuz I'm sitting here plucking like a madman and I don't know why.

Geez, I hope you're plucking a banjo!
Let Homeland Security pluck their own ducks.

Thanks for that advice. They showed up in full SWAT gear and I just told them to go pluck their ducks.

...how long does it take for the effects of a taser and pepper spray wear off?

08/04/2006 09:32:49 PM · #34

Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

Originally posted by sfalice:

Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

Originally posted by sfalice:

Thanks for that advice. They showed up in full SWAT gear and I just told them to go pluck their ducks.

...how long does it take for the effects of a taser and pepper spray wear off?

Depends. (ooops, sorry, wrong thread)

How much garlic was infused into your system before the spray went off? That would make a BIG difference. Beans are a catalyst, too.

08/04/2006 09:38:38 PM · #35

And why didn't you shield yourself behind the ducks? Then you wouldn't have had to add seasoning to them, either.

08/04/2006 09:48:08 PM · #36

Originally posted by BeeCee:

You're scaring me now... MOMMMMYYYY!!!!

Oh yes, the discussion was 42 ducks. Lotsa fertiliser...

And why didn't you shield yourself behind the ducks? Then you wouldn't have had to add seasoning to them, either.

But, BeeCee, think of all that fertilizer!

Um, oh, you thought of all that fertilizer. Yeah, good one.

08/04/2006 10:54:51 PM · #37

Now I'm not sure, though.... who would provide more fertiliser, the ducks or Homeland Security? :)

08/04/2006 11:00:37 PM · #38

Originally posted by BeeCee:

Now I'm not sure, though.... who would provide more fertiliser, the ducks or Homeland Security? :)

BeeCee, there's an old family expression that I use once in a while: "it's all grist for the mill." (Er) (but) I'm not sure it's appropriate for the seasoning situation we seem to be describing.
;>)
P.S. I'm still looking for the appropriate cookbook.

Message edited by author 2006-08-04 23:02:21.

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08/05/2006 12:16:57 AM · #39

Art seems to have vanished.... think they got him?

Or maybe he's just out duckplucking...

_eug

Nikon D50

08/05/2006 01:16:08 AM · #40

In the words of my still living father, "Oh, my..."

Message edited by author 2006-08-05 01:16:17.

jmsetzler

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Sony 16-50mm f/3.5-5.6 (E-mount)

08/05/2006 01:19:22 AM · #41

Ducks, especially the rubber ones, are the extent of the imagination of a lot of photographers.

42: The number of completely bandwidth wasting threads that get posted on DPC for each 1 that has some useful or interesting content.

_eug

Nikon D50

Nikon AF Nikkor 50mm f/1.8D

08/05/2006 01:21:48 AM · #42

Originally posted by jmsetzler:

42: The number of completely bandwidth wasting threads that get posted on DPC for each 1 that has some useful or interesting content.

Is it a crime to love the other 41?

jmsetzler

Sony Alpha a6000

Sony 16-50mm f/3.5-5.6 (E-mount)

08/05/2006 01:23:04 AM · #43

Originally posted by _eug:

Originally posted by jmsetzler:
42: The number of completely bandwidth wasting threads that get posted on DPC for each 1 that has some useful or interesting content.

Is it a crime to love the other 41?

No.. It's just indicative.

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08/05/2006 02:16:25 AM · #44

Yup, indicative that this is a true community of friends, not merely a photography site :)

Zoomdak

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08/05/2006 02:51:14 AM · #45

Why does everyone hate firetrucks these days! I mean, they're just truck that put out fire and save lives! And what is up with ducks, huh! I mean, those dang left-arm ducks! They steal our jobs, steal our social security, and even steal our socks! So I say Down with Ducks, FIRETRUCKS WILL PREVAIL!