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06/12/2006 08:58:36 PM · #1 |
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane.
He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business...The Annual Sexual Education Convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex education!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really," he said. "What myths are those?"
"Well," she explained. "One popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed...when in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories...is the Southern Redneck."
Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Goldsteinâ€Â¦But my friends call me Bubba."
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06/12/2006 09:15:04 PM · #2 |
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06/12/2006 09:19:03 PM · #3 |
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06/12/2006 09:37:38 PM · #4 |
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06/12/2006 09:58:13 PM · #5 |
| My name is Bubba too, any takers? :p |
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06/12/2006 10:48:49 PM · #6 |
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06/12/2006 10:56:19 PM · #7 |
This one old guy at my work tells that one like once a month...and he never remembers that he told it, so every time we have to laugh so he thinks its still funny.
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06/13/2006 01:39:46 PM · #8 |
I have a friend who is (1) a sex therapist in training, and (2) a drop-dead gorgeous professional model. So, of course, I had to send this to her. I just got an answer. She says:
> that is too rich! thank you.
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06/13/2006 01:43:47 PM · #9 |
Originally posted by deapee:
This one old guy at my work tells that one like once a month...and he never remembers that he told it, so every time we have to laugh so he thinks its still funny. |
I had a boyfriend like that once! ;)
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07/16/2006 10:26:26 PM · #10 |
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07/16/2006 11:11:11 PM · #11 |
Originally posted by frisca:
Originally posted by deapee:
This one old guy at my work tells that one like once a month...and he never remembers that he told it, so every time we have to laugh so he thinks its still funny. |
I had a boyfriend like that once! ;) |
I had to check your profile to see if you were my ex!
I'll admit, I do forget whether I've told a story or joke before...
Loved the joke. I'll probably tell my girlfriend four times. |
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07/16/2006 11:25:00 PM · #12 |
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07/17/2006 12:41:02 AM · #13 |
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