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06/07/2006 02:57:23 AM · #51
Originally posted by Makka:

At age 75, you will purchase a bowl of chili from a local fast food restaurant and choke to death on a parrot that somehow ended up in it.

That's not funny! It's happened to me TWICE! ... 'cept for the "death" part. ;-)
06/07/2006 02:59:16 AM · #52
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

Originally posted by Makka:

At age 75, you will purchase a bowl of chili from a local fast food restaurant and choke to death on a parrot that somehow ended up in it.

That's not funny! It's happened to me TWICE! ... 'cept for the "death" part. ;-)


Hehehe.....let me know where you buy your chili so I can avoid the place! :p

But then again, I'd be damn happy if I make 75! ;)
06/07/2006 03:26:06 AM · #53
bec: At age 77, a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.
06/07/2006 04:44:21 AM · #54
This was scarry:
Arjun: At age 77, you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

I am almost drawn 3 times in my life. I am so afraid of water already.

Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

Ok, go to this website and get your death prediction. Use the first one it gives you.

//evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

Leroy: At age 77, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

Sounds like a horrible way to die!
06/07/2006 04:47:25 AM · #55
Konrad: At age 35, you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.

That really sucks...
06/07/2006 05:14:59 AM · #56
I apparently will die at 36 due to starvation as i would be too engrossed to eat food while watching TV for 3 days
06/07/2006 06:40:44 AM · #57
At age 42, you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.
Hopefully I'll get a good picture of it though.
06/07/2006 07:18:02 AM · #58
Alice: At age 66, you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.
06/07/2006 07:18:47 AM · #59
Laurie: At age 93, you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

Well I guess I'll be a pretty hip grandma and great grandma if I can still get around in a pool...on a raft, no less...at 93. ;)
06/07/2006 07:19:18 AM · #60
This has got to be the best one yet

At age 97, aliens will abduct you and use your body for sick and often anally-oriented experiments before dropping you off outside of a local homeless shelter smelling of beer.
06/07/2006 07:39:23 AM · #61
Tim: At age 36, you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

Given that I'm 35 now, it's probably time to review and reduce my list of life goals.
06/07/2006 07:47:23 AM · #62
Christian: At age 87, you will become the target of a grand plot to overthrow the government of Ecuador, and be killed.

wel, at leat i'll have led an interesting life... i've always wanted to see south america - or is it central. o dear, my geography teacher is having fits...
06/07/2006 07:50:52 AM · #63
Kelli: At age 42, a group of strangely dressed children will ridicule you until you commit suicide.

Wow! Looks like I better get my will in order. That's this year!
06/07/2006 07:51:20 AM · #64
Bwahahahahahaha!

Jennifer: At age 76, you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

This so sounds like something that would happen to me. LOL
06/07/2006 07:51:27 AM · #65
Oh MY GOD! I died two years ago, and nobody ever told me.

"David: At age 42, you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish."

06/07/2006 07:53:44 AM · #66
Originally posted by Pug-H:

Oh MY GOD! I died two years ago, and nobody ever told me.

"David: At age 42, you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish."


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......suckerfish..........don't....even.....go.....there......Judi!!!
06/07/2006 07:55:45 AM · #67
Guess I'll be moving out of my house and renting:

Karen: At age 68, you will die from a gunshot wound to the pelvis. The only suspect is your landlord.

06/07/2006 08:02:28 AM · #68
Brent: At age 88, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.

Not quite the glory-filled way I had planned, but at least it's amusing.
06/07/2006 08:05:36 AM · #69
Zoe: At age 80, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

HAHAHA!!
I cant wait :P

Message edited by author 2006-06-07 08:05:54.
06/07/2006 08:19:16 AM · #70
mike: At age 68, you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved


06/07/2006 08:22:30 AM · #71
Rob: At age 33, you will die while partaking in a particularly intense meditation session.

Looks like something to look forward to actually :-) Shame I passes 33 a while back but that's just details (yes I checked I entered the right age).
06/07/2006 08:25:07 AM · #72
age 33, color blue, shoe 10, pets 0, watch No :

At age 35, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.

age 33, color gold, shoe 44, pets 4, watch YES

At age 102, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

I guess I have to grow bigger feet, get a pet and wear a watch ;)
06/07/2006 08:27:26 AM · #73
GuGi: At age 85, you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya.
06/07/2006 08:53:39 AM · #74
ralph: At age 85, you will die from a gunshot wound to the pelvis. The only suspect is your landlord.

wow .. atleast i make it to 85 ;)
06/07/2006 09:02:51 AM · #75
Ben: At age 101, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

Message edited by author 2006-06-07 09:03:22.
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