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08/07/2005 04:35:48 PM · #301 |
put it on her head and began modeling in front of a mirror. "Damn, I'm getting crazier and uglier by the minute!" she thought to herself.
Suddenly, she heard a loud noise behind her. She dropped the tin foil turned around and saw... |
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08/08/2005 01:04:16 AM · #302 |
A long line of tractors driven by the cult members. They had all converted and were now following her, chanting "Johnny Popper.. Johnny Popper..gimme a chew". She felt a swell of pride in the new lives these former fanatics had now taken up, soon, they would clammor for a war in a small country with lots of oil and then she could rule the world. Glancing down, she checked off convert cult from her to do list. Now, there was only one line remaining. In hastily scrawled line she read... |
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08/08/2005 01:42:49 AM · #303 |
MUST KILL BILL!
the talking pelican from the 'isle of cloudy day'
so she was off to get her...
Message edited by author 2005-08-08 01:43:17.
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08/08/2005 01:58:39 AM · #304 |
Poison Spider...
and her "Eye of Chaos"
to concoct a potion that could kill an eleph-- a pelican!
As she mixed the potion, she held it up and thought it needs a little bit of... |
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08/08/2005 04:17:01 AM · #305 |
Grasshopper thigh 
After she added the thigh to the potion, she found herself munching idly on the lettuce leaf upon which it had been resting. This turned out to be a mistake, because...
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08/08/2005 04:29:21 AM · #306 |
she ended up with a horrible rash on her tongue
She quickly gather up her belongings, especially her cell phone
just in case she needed to call.... |
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08/08/2005 04:32:58 AM · #307 |
Her girlfriend with the Bigma 
who always seemed to have a solution to such vexing problems as metamorphism and...
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08/08/2005 11:37:43 PM · #308 |
how to get your finger unstuck from your navel. That's right folks, she wrote the book entitled "Use a Q tip and you'll never have to make that embarassing phone call." Rumenating on her homely friend's success as an author, she jotted another note on her to do list. A quick glance revealed she had written...
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08/08/2005 11:50:32 PM · #309 |
a letter to her lover in Paris
who wanted her to move to Las Vegas so she could pursue a career in... |
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08/08/2005 11:53:10 PM · #310 |
Printer Repair
But she found the school was booked through the year 2010, so she continued her search, but not before stopping at a... |
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08/08/2005 11:56:17 PM · #311 |
Nascar race
where she ran into.. |
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08/09/2005 12:00:42 AM · #312 |
Polly Pocket!
Polly & crew were hauling grapes on the intercostal waterway on the Panhandle when their rig/duck took a sudden detour for unknown reasons to... |
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04/27/2006 11:04:51 PM · #313 |
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