You might be a redneck ... - DPChallenge Forums

Canon EF 70-200mm f/4.0L USM

02/13/2006 02:27:55 PM · #1

Take Jeff Foxworthy's theme into a photograph. Let the unsophisticated side shine. Duct tape anyone?

karmat

Apple iPhone 7

02/13/2006 02:28:51 PM · #2

I have so many photo ops for this within a 500 yd radius of my house it is not funny.

DjFenzl

02/13/2006 02:31:29 PM · #3

better be careful, the term "redneck" is surrounded in controversy:
//dpchallenge.com/forum.php?action=read&FORUM_THREAD_ID=331048

SJCarter

Canon EOS-7D

Canon EF 28-135mm f/3.5-5.6 IS USM

02/13/2006 02:31:54 PM · #4

karmat - you and me both! LOL

MadMan2k

Sony Alpha a6400

Tamron 70-180mm F/2.8 Di III VXD

02/13/2006 02:33:29 PM · #5

Good idea... I'd have to go out and take some shots of people in their pickups at night again to get one, and that's not such a good plan. :P

Canon EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6

02/13/2006 02:42:15 PM · #6

Originally posted by Megatherian:

better be careful, the term "redneck" is surrounded in controversy:
//dpchallenge.com/forum.php?action=read&FORUM_THREAD_ID=331048

Well, maybe ... but according to Jeff Foxworthy being a redneck is a glorious absense of sophistication.

gurlwithapen

Canon EOS-350D Rebel XT

02/13/2006 02:45:12 PM · #7

? i shot one of my friends this weekend...he got a new tattoo and he's definately a redneck :)

Sigma 18-200mm f/3.5-6.3 DC OS for Canon

02/13/2006 03:04:54 PM · #8

Originally posted by gurlwithapen:

? i shot one of my friends this weekend...he got a new tattoo and he's definately a redneck :)

LOL, yup, fits the challenge ;-)

ElGordo

Canon EOS-400D Rebel XTi

02/13/2006 04:08:46 PM · #9

Originally posted by karmat:

I have so many photo ops for this within a 500 yd radius of my house it is not funny.

I resemble that remark! Except that I have nearly perfect teeth...both of them are cavity free!

Canon EF 24-70mm f/2.8L USM

02/14/2006 01:21:14 AM · #10

bump

notonline

Canon EOS-350D Rebel XT

02/14/2006 02:07:53 AM · #11

If you mow your front lawn and find...

03/21/2006 10:19:20 AM · #12

hahaha I live in Redneck hell! I could take pics for this allllll day longggggg! And quite a few from my own backdoor haha But I wouldn't live any other way! Gotta love it! Running out now to take a pic of our porch...just a small low quality quickie but you get the idea...Hubby's doing, not mine....

03/21/2006 10:30:26 AM · #13

Originally posted by justahobby:

Nice racks :-)

Canon EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6

03/21/2006 12:49:32 PM · #14

:)~ thanks! His pride and joy is hanging in the living room though and when I get around to dusting it, I'll take a pic haha

smilebig4me1x

Canon EOS-400D Rebel XTi

03/21/2006 01:26:25 PM · #15

all Id have to do is take a picture of my livingroom and take the blue! Right now i have one deer mounted on wall, 2 turkey capes(complete with wings spread) one turkey tailfan, a jumble of deer antler sheads ontop of entertainment stand,tanned snakeskin(yellow rattler),bever hide dreamcatcher, and a deer hide on back of my couch. all of this centered around a pop(soda)bottle spittoon. Funny part is he feels like theres something still missing in all that junk....another turkey/deer from this comming season

God help me...Ive married rambo!

Message edited by author 2006-03-21 13:27:17.

NstiG8tr

Canon EOS-5D Mark IV

Canon EF 85mm f/1.2L II USM

03/21/2006 01:41:34 PM · #16

How does being an avid hunter, outdoorsman and having mounts qualify an individual as being a "redneck"? I enjoy hunting and I'm probably the farthest thing from the so-called "redneck". People from all walks of of life hunt for the sport or just the time to get away from things and enjoy nature and the peace and quiet that comes with it. Just because you have an animal head mount or some tail feathers from a turkey mounted, doesn't mean you're a "redneck".

Olympus 14-45mm f/3.5-5.6 Zuiko Digital ED

03/21/2006 02:11:36 PM · #17

ummm, well that may be true...but like all redneck jokes, etc, most of those things classified as "redneck" even apply to ppl that aren't rednecks (whatever that means) But when you mention these things, ppl automatically think "REDNECK!!!" And my example was just that, an example...not gonna show ya my camo duct taped fridge shelf or my hubby's perfect lawnmower hood ornament or what is duct taped on the front of my son's old bike....hahaha Oh jeez, I just keep digging deeper...really should shut up since the term redneck seems insulting to some, they'll be thinking horrible things about me ;-)~ And damn sure not gonna tell ya that my hair could possibly be damaged by a ceiling fan!!! hahaha(true, couldn't resist!)

Sincerely,
Proud Redneck! ;)

bcoble

Olympus E-300 EVOLT

03/21/2006 02:15:22 PM · #18

You might be a redneck if your telephoto lens is a old telescope that you duck taped to the camera.

You might be a redneck if you use your mother-in-law as a tripod.
(dressed in a moo moo of course, hair in curlers)

Message edited by author 2006-03-21 14:22:15.

David.C

Nikon AF Nikkor 50mm f/1.8D

03/21/2006 02:19:19 PM · #19

It's not that they have antlers mounted that makes them a redneck, it's where they have them mounted -- like as the hood ornament of their truck.

David

Canon EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6

03/21/2006 02:20:50 PM · #20

Ohhh wait...I do have to show ya something...if this ain't redneck, I don't know what is....I could really have fun with a redneck challenge hahaha

Easter 2005 - Hubby made our son an Easter basket, complete with pine straw for the grass hahaha Sorry, it's with my old HP camera...

smilebig4me1x

Canon EOS-400D Rebel XTi

03/21/2006 02:23:27 PM · #21

My hubby and oldest daughter would absolutely LOVE that easter basket. wish i hadnt gotten them already. maybe next year i will surprise them both!

sabphoto

Samsung Galaxy S8/S8+

03/21/2006 02:28:53 PM · #22

and on the otherside of being a redneck...not my creation but do see a lot of that redneck pride when I'm home in KY.

You might be a redneck if...

It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase,
"One nation, under God ... "

You've never protested about seeing the Ten Commandments posted in public places.

You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

You bow your head when someone prays.

You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You treat American Veterans with great respect, and always have.

You've never burned an American flag.

You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

03/21/2006 02:36:46 PM · #23

Since I created this thread, I have come up with the perfect accessory for every redneck woman ;-)

Introducing the duct-tape purse. I had designed it with intentions of selling them at the local flea market and perhaps e-bay. Ends up being too costly to produce.