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12/19/2005 08:52:29 PM · #1 |
OK, Since everyone wants comments and few of us get enough comments to satisfy, I am offering my services. I will comment on any photo that you choose in accordance with the following rate schedule:
Comment: Cost:
"Your Photo doesn't really suck that bad". $1.00
"Of all your sucky photos, this one sucks the least" $2.00
"Your photos used to suck. This one doesn't" $3.00
"Wow, You are good. This photo is inspiring. (Doesn't suck)" $4.00
"Bravo. The grestest. Beautiful POV. Excellent colors. Its hard to see that you overused neat image and almost ruined a perfectly good picture. Beautiful. $5.00
Or for $10, write your own comment, I will copy and paste it AND select your photo as a FAVORITE!. Add an additional $2.50 and I will also select you as a favorite photographer.
Thank you and tell your friends where you get all those good comments....
jrjr
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12/19/2005 08:54:13 PM · #2 |
| Hahahaa! You'll be rich by midnight! :) |
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12/19/2005 08:56:13 PM · #3 |
| Ya gotta love capitalism! I like how you put the typo on #5 for authenticity. |
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12/19/2005 08:56:32 PM · #4 |
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12/19/2005 09:12:16 PM · #5 |
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12/19/2005 10:09:01 PM · #6 |
| Good one jrjr. Can I do an even swap for some of my ewww GROSS comments I've received today. |
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12/19/2005 11:52:35 PM · #7 |
I wish to draw to your attention that this thread is against the guidelines laid down by the International Comments Trading Exchange in their Membership Terms & Conditions.
In an attempt to stamp out fly-by-night and 'cowboy' commenters from making sub-standard Comments or bringing Commenting into disrepute or threatening the respect held by bona-fide Commenters, the Comments Trading Exchange exists to protect Commenting internationally.
Members of the Exchange are stringently examined for their years of commenting, their adherence to established Commenting Best Practice, their acknowledgement of a Commenting Code of Conduct, their adherence to the Exchange's Code of Practice and their good standing in the commenting community.
Affilliated members of the Exchange sign a Compliance Declaration. Upon acceptance by the Membership Committee they are entitled to
- Use the letters AICTE
- Exchange Comments between parties
- Make unsolicited Comments in accordance with Exchange rules
- Charge a feee based on the International Comment Charging Fee Schedule (ICCFS)
No member of the Exchange may negotiate a fee outside of the Schedule upon threat of revocation of membership.
Compliance Directorate
International Comments Trading Exchange |
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12/20/2005 12:19:49 AM · #8 |
OMG:
I cannot believe that you brought that to their attention. They are only making fun of This site, which was posted earlier.
Lighten up everyone!!! |
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12/20/2005 12:26:45 AM · #9 |
Anyone interested in buying my vote ;-)
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12/20/2005 12:29:33 AM · #10 |
| how much for a "does not meet the challenge" or "I don't get it?"? |
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12/20/2005 12:30:27 AM · #11 |
Originally posted by kyebosh:
how much for a "does not meet the challenge" or "I don't get it?"? |
Those SHOULD still be free... |
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12/20/2005 12:35:35 AM · #12 |
Originally posted by shaver:
OMG:
I cannot believe that you brought that to their attention. They are only making fun of This site, which was posted earlier.
Lighten up everyone!!! |
hope & pray you're just playin along.
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12/20/2005 12:44:38 AM · #13 |
Originally posted by mavrik:
hope & pray you're just playin along. |
Ooops, didn't realise it was that good :)
Brett |
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12/20/2005 12:53:08 AM · #14 |
Originally posted by KiwiPix:
Originally posted by mavrik:
hope & pray you're just playin along. |
Ooops, didn't realise it was that good :)
Brett |
GOOD ?
I just nominated it for The S.A.R.C.A.S.M. Awards |
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12/20/2005 01:03:40 AM · #15 |
Originally posted by jrjr:
OK, Since everyone wants comments and few of us get enough comments to satisfy, I am offering my services. I will comment on any photo that you choose in accordance with the following rate schedule:
Comment: Cost:
"Your Photo doesn't really suck that bad". $1.00
"Of all your sucky photos, this one sucks the least" $2.00
"Your photos used to suck. This one doesn't" $3.00
"Wow, You are good. This photo is inspiring. (Doesn't suck)" $4.00
"Bravo. The grestest. Beautiful POV. Excellent colors. Its hard to see that you overused neat image and almost ruined a perfectly good picture. Beautiful. $5.00
Or for $10, write your own comment, I will copy and paste it AND select your photo as a FAVORITE!. Add an additional $2.50 and I will also select you as a favorite photographer.
Thank you and tell your friends where you get all those good comments....
jrjr |
You owe me $5.
LOL
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12/20/2005 01:05:47 AM · #16 |
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:
Anyone interested in buying my vote ;-) |
$20 for a top ten finish, and if you get me a ribbon (well, not a brown one) i'll double it!
If however, i finish lower than top 10, you owe me a new lens of my choice.
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12/20/2005 05:46:23 AM · #17 |
Affilliated members of the Exchange sign a Compliance Declaration. Upon acceptance by the Membership Committee they are entitled to
- Use the letters AICTE
- Exchange Comments between parties
- Make unsolicited Comments in accordance with Exchange rules
- Charge a feee based on the International Comment Charging Fee Schedule (ICCFS)
No member of the Exchange may negotiate a fee outside of the Schedule upon threat of revocation of membership.
Compliance Directorate
International Comments Trading ExchangeKiwiPix
KIWIPIX-
I think you have the organization wrong. I believe it is:
"Universal- Security Underwriters for Comments, Kudos" (U-Suck)
jrjr
I could be wrong, Maybe someone else knows the correct org. |
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12/20/2005 06:21:39 AM · #18 |
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12/20/2005 09:15:01 AM · #19 |
A beautiful post, I wish I would have thought of it first.
:-D |
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12/20/2005 12:58:52 PM · #20 |
MemberStrikeslip
Canon PowerShot A95 12/20/2005 09:15:01 AM
A beautiful post, I wish I would have thought of it first.
:-D
I am honored- High praise from Strikeslip!
--jrjr |
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12/20/2005 01:58:00 PM · #21 |
| Actually, I believe there was a member in the past that actually offered this service for real... |
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12/20/2005 01:59:54 PM · #22 |
Originally posted by eslaydog:
Actually, I believe there was a member in the past that actually offered this service for real... |
*Adding that to my "Where are they now" thread for later next year* ;-) |
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12/20/2005 02:04:03 PM · #23 |
Originally posted by eslaydog:
Actually, I believe there was a member in the past that actually offered this service for real... |
There was and still a member but I will leave the name blank for respect. I believe the person charged around $5.00 for an in depth critique.
Message edited by author 2005-12-20 14:41:41. |
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12/20/2005 02:33:40 PM · #24 |
ROFLMAO... Thanks! LOL
I'll be chuckling all day now!!! |
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12/20/2005 04:43:45 PM · #25 |
Originally posted by eslaydog:
Actually, I believe there was a member in the past that actually offered this service for real... |
Yup! But if nobody took HIM up on the offer, who's gonna take us up? :)
I still offer zeuszen translation services if anyone gets a comment from him.
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