Confucius Say.... - DPChallenge Forums

Canon EF 70-200mm f/2.8 L IS USM

12/02/2005 07:55:54 PM · #1

Hey, I noticed a few people have Confucius sayings in their signatures - let's hear your best Confucius'isms (is that a word?).

Reaching back into my 8th Grade memories, here's one:

Confucius Say: "He with Hot Rod, burn rubber"

wewillexplore

Canon EOS-1D Mark II

12/02/2005 07:58:31 PM · #2

He who chase car get exhausted. He who car chase get tired.

jsas

Sony Mavica CD250

12/02/2005 07:59:17 PM · #3

Originally posted by mavrik:

He who chase car get exhausted. He who car chase get tired.

LOL

Canon EOS-60D

Canon EF-S 55-250mm f/4-5.6 IS

12/02/2005 08:00:12 PM · #4

He who fish in other's hole often catch crabs.

Virgin just like balloon ... one prick, all gone.

Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key.

nsbca7

Mattel Barbie Photo Designer Digital Camera

12/02/2005 08:00:51 PM · #5

There are always a lot of Confucius like sayings in fortune cookies. The best 2 fortunes I have ever seen were opened by my son and by a friend, They read respectively "Buy more fortune cookies." and "Made in the USA."

Message edited by author 2005-12-02 20:02:14.

Elaine

Canon EOS R5

Canon EF 24-105mm f/4.0 L IS II USM Lens

12/02/2005 08:02:52 PM · #6

Man who farts in church sits in his own pew.

Beagleboy

Canon EOS-30D

Tokina AF 12-24mm f/4.0 AT-X Pro DX

12/02/2005 08:07:29 PM · #7

Man who goes to bed with itchy ass wakes up with smelly fingers.

Message edited by author 2005-12-02 20:07:40.

docpjv

Fujifilm X-E1

Fujifilm XF 18-55mm f/2.8-4 OIS

12/02/2005 08:08:48 PM · #8

'man who puts cock in peanut butter is f@cking nuts'

wavelength

Nikon D300

Nikon AF Nikkor 50mm f/1.8D

12/02/2005 08:09:11 PM · #9

Leica 18-56mm f/3.5-5.6 Vario Elmar-T ASPH

12/02/2005 08:17:03 PM · #10

Look out, my wife just got involved! I just mentioned this thread and she just rattled off the following zingers (I knew there was a reason I loved her so much)!

"A tight dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view"

"To circumcise a whale, send down four skin divers"

"For every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles"

"You know you are a geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, 'I have that font.' "

MAK

Leica CL

12/02/2005 08:21:19 PM · #11

Swinging chain denotes warm seat.

Canon EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6

12/02/2005 08:22:55 PM · #12

Viagra is like Disneyland... a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride

Adults are just wrinkled kids who owe money

ArpeggioAngel

Canon EOS-400D Rebel XTi

12/02/2005 08:32:54 PM · #13

Confucius Say:
A Shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

Man who catch many fish is Master Baiter

crowd in elevator smell different to midget

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money