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11/21/2005 08:05:38 PM · #376
I'll tell you in another life, when we are both cats.
11/21/2005 08:07:23 PM · #377
I always feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out!
11/21/2005 08:11:54 PM · #378
This is a revolution of the mind.
11/21/2005 08:13:18 PM · #379
Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed.
11/21/2005 08:17:36 PM · #380
That's funny, that plane's dustin' crops where there ain't no crops.
11/21/2005 08:19:24 PM · #381
Do you think that's air you're breathing now?
11/21/2005 08:20:12 PM · #382
"Fat guy inna little coat!"
11/21/2005 08:21:30 PM · #383
I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.
11/21/2005 08:29:11 PM · #384
All right then, run, lady, and you keep on running. Buy yourself a bus ticket and disappear. Change your name, dye your hair, get lost--and then maybe, just maybe, you're gonna be safe from me.
11/21/2005 08:33:13 PM · #385
I'll tell you what I'm doing. I want to buy eight hot dogs and eight hot dog buns to go with them. But no one sells eight hot dog buns. They only sell twelve hot dog buns. So I end up paying for four buns I don't need. So I am removing the superfluous buns. Yeah. And you want to know why? Because some big-shot over at the wiener company got together with some big-shot over at the bun company and decided to rip off the American public. Because they think the American public is a bunch of trusting nit-wits who will pay for everything they don't need rather than make a stink. Well they're not ripping of this nitwit anymore because I'm not paying for one more thing I don't need. George Banks is saying NO!
11/21/2005 08:35:57 PM · #386
you got that guys? no more weiners OR buns for laurielblack!!!
you GO girl!
I'm with you on this one - toghether, we will stamp'm out!!
11/21/2005 08:36:05 PM · #387
Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That's, that's about it.
11/21/2005 08:38:16 PM · #388
Originally posted by Noggin:

you got that guys? no more weiners OR buns for laurielblack!!!


Hey now, let's not go THAT far... ;)
11/21/2005 08:38:44 PM · #389
"how much will it cost to just put him in a garbage bag?"
11/21/2005 08:39:12 PM · #390
Originally posted by laurielblack:

Originally posted by Noggin:

you got that guys? no more weiners OR buns for laurielblack!!!


Hey now, let's not go THAT far... ;)


LOL - jes seein' if you're paying attention.. ;-)
11/21/2005 08:42:00 PM · #391
nope nothin in my noggin
11/21/2005 08:46:07 PM · #392
Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth.
11/21/2005 08:47:44 PM · #393
You sum-bitches couldn't close an umbrella.
11/21/2005 08:50:20 PM · #394
"Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it."
11/21/2005 08:50:25 PM · #395
You see, to be quite frank, Kevin, the fabric of the universe is far from perfect. It was a bit of botched job, you see. We only had seven days to make it. And that's where this comes in. This is the only map of all the holes. Well, why repair them? Why not use them to get stinking rich?
11/21/2005 08:51:50 PM · #396
The woman is all we want! The others must die! They ALL must die! We do not even want the woman!
11/21/2005 08:53:57 PM · #397
She's my sister and my daughter!
11/21/2005 08:55:23 PM · #398
"Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?"
11/21/2005 08:57:10 PM · #399
So, uh, what do you wanna do tonight?

I dunno. Get a pizza, watch "Degrassi Jr. High".

You got a weird thing for Canadian melodrama.

I got a weird thing for girls who say, "Aboot."
11/21/2005 09:01:03 PM · #400
Wilkins! Wilkins! If that damn dog craps in the courtyard one more time, I'm just gonna bake his little butt for breakfast!
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