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 11/10/2005 11:27:39 AM · #26
Originally posted by melodee:
why the long face?


think about it or have another cocktail. If you still don't get it I'll post it but... :D
 11/10/2005 11:27:53 AM · #27
Originally posted by Telehubbie:
-Just got the blender plugged in. Who's up for margaritas?


Margaritas sound fine to me, but I'll have the original -- equal parts tequila, triple sec, and fresh lime juice over ice. Of course, they have salt on the rim. Then transport me back to Isla Mujeres in 1967 when there was only one car (a Model A Ford) on the island.
 11/10/2005 11:29:54 AM · #28
Originally posted by notonline:
A horse walk into a bar, the bar tender says "why the long face???"


no no its:

A rope ties himself in 2, rolls around in the dirt and walks into the bar. The bar tender says "we don't serve ropes here." The rope says "I'm afraid knot."
 11/10/2005 11:32:20 AM · #29
Originally posted by notonline:
Originally posted by Telehubbie:
-Just got the blender plugged in. Who's up for margaritas?


me, me, I am, me too please. :D


Slosh some this way - Just before lunch in this little cube hell and the guys that used to do lunch time margs with me are long gone......
 11/10/2005 11:32:37 AM · #30
Originally posted by MQuinn:
Originally posted by notonline:
A horse walk into a bar, the bar tender says "why the long face???"


no no its:

A rope ties himself in 2, rolls around in the dirt and walks into the bar. The bar tender says "we don't serve ropes here." The rope says "I'm afraid knot."


hahahaha thats good.
 11/10/2005 11:33:45 AM · #31
Originally posted by melodee:
why the long face?


Ok so since then my 2 cocktails are sittin might perdy. To answer your question, a horse always has a long face.
 11/10/2005 11:34:14 AM · #32
Next round we kick it up a notch and make 'um Cadillac style.
 11/10/2005 11:34:53 AM · #33
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He says to the bartender, "I'll take one for me and one for the road!"

Who offered margaritas? ;)
 11/10/2005 11:35:10 AM · #34
MQuinn, the "frayed knot" joke is my all time favorite!

OK, off to work now. I'll meet y'all this evening for the Hangover Thread.
 11/10/2005 11:36:50 AM · #35
Originally posted by greatandsmall:
MQuinn, the "frayed knot" joke is my all time favorite!

OK, off to work now. I'll meet y'all this evening for the Hangover Thread.


Nah I'll be napping by then. I gotta hit the dance floor tonight and can't be smashed.
 11/10/2005 11:37:26 AM · #36
Originally posted by Telehubbie:
Next round we kick it up a notch and make 'um Cadillac style.


whats cadillac style??? and do they come in doubles???
 11/10/2005 11:38:36 AM · #37
Originally posted by notonline:


Sorry mate. Just give her a shot for the pain she'll be ok. Just don't let her drive. Sorry to hear about her arm tho.


no prob/
no pain - just a 'hiderance' .. chicken noodle soup for lunch .
& it started snowing aagahhh....
 11/10/2005 11:40:27 AM · #38
how about a greybull or a redgoose, lol, vodka and redbull, it gives you wings. and side effects.
 11/10/2005 11:41:32 AM · #39
Originally posted by notonline:
Originally posted by Telehubbie:
Next round we kick it up a notch and make 'um Cadillac style.


whats cadillac style??? and do they come in doubles???


On the rocks, with an extra shot of Cuervo 1800 thrown in. Mmmmm....
 11/10/2005 11:41:55 AM · #40
Originally posted by TroyMosley:
how about a greybull or a redgoose, lol, vodka and redbull, it gives you wings. and side effects.


I heard about that but what side effects does it give??? Is that kinda like taking a vaigara just before bed when you live alone???
 11/10/2005 11:45:32 AM · #41
Originally posted by TroyMosley:
how about a greybull or a redgoose, lol, vodka and redbull, it gives you wings. and side effects.


Side effects = "I see dead people"

I wonder how people would have voted on shutter speed totally blasted.
LOL imagine the comments
 11/10/2005 11:47:21 AM · #42
Originally posted by Telehubbie:
Next round we kick it up a notch and make 'um Cadillac style.


I gotta be careful with that there tequila... you know what they say 'bout it. ;)
 11/10/2005 11:49:14 AM · #43
Originally posted by laurielblack:
Originally posted by Telehubbie:
Next round we kick it up a notch and make 'um Cadillac style.


I gotta be careful with that there tequila... you know what they say 'bout it. ;)


One tequila, two tequila, three tequila... FLOOR!
 11/10/2005 11:50:07 AM · #44
Originally posted by laurielblack:
Originally posted by Telehubbie:
Next round we kick it up a notch and make 'um Cadillac style.


I gotta be careful with that there tequila... you know what they say 'bout it. ;)


Ya it goes to your tummy with all the other party guests, and convences them to exit quickly the same way they came in.
 11/10/2005 11:55:23 AM · #45
A crate of Erdinger and a bottle of Russian vodka please :)
 11/10/2005 11:55:43 AM · #46
Jager, and desert martinis please!

edit: and i mean with rum... if it's gotta be vodka, make it van goh or chopin please ;-) NO grey goose!

Message edited by author 2005-11-10 12:04:31.
 11/10/2005 11:59:35 AM · #47
Keep these coming.
 11/10/2005 12:04:20 PM · #48
ha!ha!hee!hee!notonline you make me laugh long time -i think after one more shot of the "lord" i might just add you to my favorite photogs till i sober up
Originally posted by notonline:
Originally posted by melodee:
why the long face?


Ok so since then my 2 cocktails are sittin might perdy. To answer your question, a horse always has a long face.
11/10/2005 12:07:14 PM · #49
A guy walks into a bar and there are no patrons but one. She, a rather unattractive woman, is sitting at the other end of the bar. After a few drinks himself, he summons the bartender and says "Send that douchebag down there a drink."

The bartender willingly approaches her, hoping for yet another sale on a dismal night. He tells her the gentleman down at the other end wants to buy her a drink. "What'll ya have?" he queries.

"Vinegar and water."

ROFL = sorry that is my all time (yes I know it's dated) joke. ha ha ha
 11/10/2005 12:08:17 PM · #50
Originally posted by Jutilda:
Heh, what is a Mojito??? I'm sure I could look it up, but I'd rather hear from a photog buddy. Robert????


www.bacardimojito.com

try one - awesome drink :)
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