| Author | Thread |
|
|
10/13/2005 10:33:09 AM · #26 |
Get a bright orange kooler and put a big sticker on it labled Human Organs and get a paramedic uniform and get on a packed elevator or subway and just stand there.
Message edited by author 2005-10-13 10:33:32.
|
|
|
|
10/13/2005 10:33:57 AM · #27 |
Humpf, I've been wondering why there are so crazy people around these days...
|
|
|
|
10/13/2005 10:35:48 AM · #28 |
lol # 2 reminds of when my dad and I set off all the musical cards in hallmark and left them open
Originally posted by rex:
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your girlfriend is taking her sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"Code3" in house wares...and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
And last but not least:
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
text
Message edited by author 2005-10-13 10:36:12.
|
|
|
|
10/13/2005 10:35:59 AM · #29 |
On your next road trip with a friend, get a bunch of keys made up and attach a key tag with the note "Reward if found. Contact:" along with your friends name and telephone number.
Now, while on the road trip, discreetly drop the keys at various points along the road trip, say at gas stations, variety stores, donut shops. Hopefully some nice people will find the keys and call your friend looking for their reward. |
|
|
|
10/13/2005 12:25:19 PM · #30 |
I knew there was a reason I liked the people on this site... You're all as sick as I am!!! LOL Funny stuff!
<--- Admits to performing at least some of the aforementioned pranks. ;-) |
|
|
|
10/13/2005 12:35:12 PM · #31 |
| When you pay for dinner at a restaurant, slip your library card in to pay.... the server will walk all the way over to the cash register ... hopefully they have a good sense of humor |
|
|
|
10/13/2005 12:38:19 PM · #32 |
Originally posted by SCI 009:
Ride your bike or walk through the drive through at any fast food restaurant |
This is marginally (?) off-topic, but as many of you know I'm deaf. Being deaf, as you can imagine, drive-through windows aren't rvery functional for me. It's amusing enough to just go through and "talk at" the order mic, explaining that I'm deaf and repeating several times what I want to order. Always an adventure to see if there's nayhting waiting for me at the pickup window, and if there IS, whether it's what I ordered.
But better yet is an EMPTY drive-thru lane. When I come across one of those, I just drive straight up to the pickup window and try to place my order face-to-face there. More than a few times I've actually had them REFUSE to take my order; they tell me I have to go back to the mic and do it there. Go figure...
Robt.
|
|
|
|
10/13/2005 01:08:48 PM · #33 |
Add a touch of blue food dye to the water in the water cooler and relabel it as glass cleaner.
When buying something at a shop, ask if you get a discount for having the correct change.
My favourite... in Microsoft Word, play with the auto correct function. With a little mucking around, you can get the computer to change 'Dear Sir' into 'You pathetic, snivelling idiot' or any number of hilarious and possibly career-threatening combinations.
Message edited by author 2005-10-13 13:11:23.
|
|
|
|
10/13/2005 01:17:20 PM · #34 |
Originally posted by pianomom:
8. Don't use any punctuation |
I wont |
|
|
|
10/13/2005 02:15:41 PM · #35 |
If someone has a water fountain, especially on their desk or something like that, unplug it and add just a bit (not much needed but of course more the merrier) of dish washing detergent to it. When they come back and turn it on they get tons of bubbles.
This happens almost yearly in a LARGE park fountain near by but I'm certian they use bottles of the stuff then just run like crazy. Fills the place with tons of bubbles.
|
|
|
|
10/13/2005 04:12:52 PM · #36 |
Originally posted by digitalpins:
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
I really need to try this one. I would probably be laughing to hard to do it though.
Message edited by author 2005-10-13 18:46:11.
|
|
|
|
10/13/2005 05:21:16 PM · #37 |
Actually have done this.....
Get a friend a go around making chalk outlines all over the place. Get creative, leave off legs (make the outline for the leg further down the road), make some aliens, give them funny hats, do a large group and put them all in party hats.
|
|
|
|
10/13/2005 06:24:42 PM · #38 |
Extending on Bear's problem with drivethrus: They have a security camera feeding so they can see when a car pulls up.
Sign at the camera what you would like to order and see if the worker continues to voice prompt you. |
|
|
|
10/13/2005 06:29:19 PM · #39 |
I was thrown out of McDonalds once when I was in university. They were slow getting around to taking my order at the counter, so I grabbed the microphone and said "One whopper with cheese, please."
It must have given the kids in the kitchen a laugh. I don't know if they threw me out more for talking into the microphone, or more for uttering their competition's burger. The amount of beer in my system may have been a factor.
|
|
Home -
Challenges -
Community -
League -
Photos -
Cameras -
Lenses -
Learn -
Help -
Terms of Use -
Privacy -
Top ^
DPChallenge, and website content and design, Copyright © 2001-2025 Challenging Technologies, LLC.
All digital photo copyrights belong to the photographers and may not be used without permission.
Current Server Time: 08/17/2025 02:19:00 PM EDT.
