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09/19/2005 07:14:31 PM · #1 |
The Fart Equation:
The Force of the Fart = (The Torque of the Pork x The Heat of the Meat)/(The Sine of the Angle of the Dangle)
Discuss.
Lee
(My dad taught this to me --- great role model is he) |
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09/19/2005 07:15:50 PM · #2 |
Completely false...
Everyone knows that it's not the angle of the dangle, it's the heat of the meat.
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09/19/2005 07:16:05 PM · #3 |
Is this what I have to look forward to when my boys are teenagers? ;)
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09/19/2005 07:16:45 PM · #4 |
Originally posted by laurielblack:
Is this what I have to look forward to when my boys are teenagers? ;) |
This is more typical pre-teen behavior :) |
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09/19/2005 07:20:30 PM · #5 |
hang time plays a key role - and seems to be missing from the equation...
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09/19/2005 07:21:31 PM · #6 |
Originally posted by soup:
hang time plays a key role - and seems to be missing from the equation... |
Ah, very well said. I think that requires another equation, from which the sine of the angle of the dangle is derived. |
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09/19/2005 07:57:41 PM · #7 |
Originally posted by Tranquil:
Originally posted by soup:
hang time plays a key role - and seems to be missing from the equation... |
Ah, very well said. I think that requires another equation, from which the sine of the angle of the dangle is derived. |
Don't forget the all important frequency and volume of air displaced while doing calculations.
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09/19/2005 08:03:06 PM · #8 |
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09/19/2005 08:06:35 PM · #9 |
I shall devote the full resources of my evil underground laboratory to computing a PROPER algorithm of fartnicity. My research will be published here on DPC with all due dilligence. |
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09/19/2005 08:14:15 PM · #10 |
Spam and Egg sandwiches with Chili = Silent but Deadly
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09/19/2005 08:30:23 PM · #11 |
Originally posted by colyla:
Spam and Egg sandwiches with Chili = Silent but Deadly |
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09/19/2005 08:41:30 PM · #12 |
| There's also the Mass of the Ass to consider. |
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09/19/2005 08:42:34 PM · #13 |
Originally posted by Spazmo99:
There's also the Mass of the Ass to consider. |
Oh and just thought of this: Potential Tear of the Hair... |
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09/19/2005 08:46:36 PM · #14 |
on the lines of my hang time theory..
Originally posted by :
Spam and Egg sandwiches with Chili = Silent but Deadly |
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09/19/2005 08:54:33 PM · #15 |
yet another gaseous thread but at least you're staying on topic
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09/19/2005 08:55:14 PM · #16 |
Don't forget the popular Fart Scoring System (FSS);
0-3 points for odor
0-3 points for "Hang Time"
0-3 points for sound effect
0-1 point for judges discretion
Mike
Message edited by author 2005-09-19 21:03:14.
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09/19/2005 09:00:47 PM · #17 |
| A very interesting post I think we should consult a "Master Farter"... I'll just go and ask my wife. |
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09/19/2005 09:01:02 PM · #18 |
Originally posted by laurielblack:
Is this what I have to look forward to when my boys are teenagers? ;) |
Either that or brats like me. :-) |
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09/19/2005 09:03:43 PM · #19 |
Originally posted by keegbow:
A very interesting post I think we should consult a "Master Farter"... I'll just go and ask my wife. |
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09/19/2005 09:03:48 PM · #20 |
a sure beer drinker, and a definate qualifier for the type of farts mentioned here...
Originally posted by :
Sponsored by the New Improved Super Gut Suck |
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09/19/2005 09:23:14 PM · #21 |
Originally posted by mfairbanks:
Don't forget the popular Fart Scoring System (FSS);
0-3 points for odor
0-3 points for "Hang Time"
0-3 points for sound effect
0-1 point for judges discretion
Mike |
Bonus points can be gained by other factors as well, such as 1 bonus point for each person driven to vomit, number of people in the crowd dispersed, the aroma being noticable over CS tear gas or pepper spray and, of course, points are added for flames.
Message edited by author 2005-09-19 21:23:31. |
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09/19/2005 09:50:25 PM · #22 |
| Whatever you do..... DO NOT FART IN AN ECHO CHAMBER..... You'll never hear the end of it......hehehehehehe |
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09/19/2005 09:54:37 PM · #23 |
DFC = Digital Fartography Challenge?
R.
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09/19/2005 09:56:11 PM · #24 |
Anyone up for joining the International Dutch Oven Society?
:) gotta love google
Message edited by author 2005-09-19 21:56:33. |
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09/19/2005 09:59:46 PM · #25 |
I had a co worker that had time release potency. He would walk back to where we were working and leave, a few minutes later we were all gagging and our eyes would start to water.
Also he sit in a cussioned cloth seat and rip one, wait a minute, get up and go in the next room, someone would come and sit in that chair and release the stench.
we soon got wise to his antics and avoided him and chairs he sat in.
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