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09/02/2005 11:07:59 AM · #1 |
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed.
It was addressed, "Dad".
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter.
"Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene
with mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice-even with
all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight Motorcycle clothes. But it's
not only the passion dad,
she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very happy.
Even though you don't care for her as she is so much older than I, she
already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the
whole winter.
She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my
dreams too.
Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine
and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime,
we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get
better; she sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 16 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself.
Someday
I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your
grandchildren.
Your son, John
PS: Dad, none of the above is true.
I'm over at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card that's in my desk center drawer.
I love you!
Call when it is
safe for me to come home."
Just had to share the giggle! :)
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09/02/2005 11:12:39 AM · #2 |
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09/02/2005 11:14:51 AM · #3 |
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09/02/2005 11:18:38 AM · #4 |
ROFLMFAO - Very funny! LOL
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09/02/2005 12:44:03 PM · #5 |
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09/02/2005 12:45:53 PM · #6 |
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09/03/2005 12:13:40 AM · #7 |
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09/03/2005 01:21:06 AM · #8 |
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09/03/2005 01:30:34 AM · #9 |
Thanks for the good giggle....I love it!!
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09/03/2005 01:34:14 AM · #10 |
| made my night. I needed the laugh after all of the depressing news this past week. |
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09/03/2005 07:27:38 AM · #11 |
LOL looks like another tribute to Joey Lawrence.
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09/03/2005 09:26:31 AM · #12 |
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09/03/2005 09:33:10 AM · #13 |
OMG - what a hoot! Kinda like what I'd like to send for revenge to all those people who mail out the Holiday "form letter" to all their friends to brag about how well the entire family is doing.
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09/03/2005 09:56:13 AM · #14 |
Originally posted by woohoopepper:
OMG - what a hoot! Kinda like what I'd like to send for revenge to all those people who mail out the Holiday "form letter" to all their friends to brag about how well the entire family is doing. |
whats a holiday "form letter"???
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09/03/2005 10:04:44 AM · #15 |
why didn't I think of that?
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