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08/04/2005 01:30:21 PM · #1 |
Man Kills Wife After Sex To Watch Sports On TV
POSTED: 11:29 am CDT August 4, 2005
UPDATED: 11:45 am CDT August 4, 2005
PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A Florida sports fan has been sentenced to death for killing his wife after sex.
Christoper Offord got angry because his wife wanted to cuddle after they had sex -- but he wanted to watch sports on television. She died after being struck dozens of times with a claw hammer.
Offord later confessed to a bartender at a sports bar, and eventually pleaded guilty to first-degree murder.
In imposing the death sentence, the judge said the brutality of the crime outweighed any of the defendant's possible mental problems.
Offord did not speak in court, but admitted in a jailhouse interview that he deserved to die. |
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08/04/2005 01:48:52 PM · #2 |
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08/04/2005 01:50:31 PM · #3 |
Wow, and all I usually want is a sandwich.
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08/04/2005 01:51:12 PM · #4 |
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08/04/2005 01:55:38 PM · #5 |
edited out due to my total lack of compassion, my statement was wrong and is respectfully edited. I thank you for calling me on this.
Message edited by author 2005-08-04 15:24:08.
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08/04/2005 01:55:53 PM · #6 |
Man, I'm glad I'm a sports fanatic!
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08/04/2005 01:56:59 PM · #7 |
What is it with FLORIDA????
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08/04/2005 01:58:37 PM · #8 |
Christoper Offord a.k.a. Chit Rabbinton
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08/04/2005 02:07:15 PM · #9 |
| You mean couples keep having sex after they get married?! :-( |
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08/04/2005 02:08:12 PM · #10 |
Originally posted by Telehubbie:
You mean couples keep having sex after they get married?! :-( |
Yeah. My ex-husband missed that memo as well. ;)
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08/04/2005 02:13:40 PM · #11 |
Originally posted by Telehubbie:
You mean couples keep having sex after they get married?! :-( |
yes that is why they make the 12 pack of condoms...one for january, february, march...
sorry old joke.
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08/04/2005 02:15:22 PM · #12 |
So about an hour before bed a man walks up to his wife with two aspirin and a glass of water.
"Thanks honey, but I don't have a headache."
"Good to know."
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08/04/2005 02:15:48 PM · #13 |
Oh my....
I don't like sports and like to cuddle...
My wife likes sports and doesn't like to cuddle...
Note to self, no sex on a sportsnight.... |
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08/04/2005 02:19:28 PM · #14 |
Originally posted by sabphoto:
the death sentence is too good for him, they should stick him in prision with the word VIRGIN tatto'd on his forhead! |
Sheesh...now the grace in your post matches the grace in the signature below it.
Message edited by author 2005-08-04 14:19:37. |
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08/04/2005 02:20:50 PM · #15 |
Originally posted by Shannon:
In imposing the death sentence, the judge said the brutality of the crime outweighed any of the defendant's possible mental problems. |
Huh? That is a strange sentence. Doesn't the brutality of the crime make argument for the defendant's mental problems?
Like if you're crazy enough to kill someone, tough luck...you've gone too crazy? |
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08/04/2005 02:21:25 PM · #16 |
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08/04/2005 02:22:27 PM · #17 |
Originally posted by laurielblack:
Originally posted by Telehubbie:
You mean couples keep having sex after they get married?! :-( |
Yeah. My ex-husband missed that memo as well. ;) |
Must be in the air...my BF is like that too.....never encountered it before, just with him and we're not even married!
Message edited by author 2005-08-04 14:23:50. |
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08/04/2005 02:23:51 PM · #18 |
Originally posted by Fibre Optix:
Bitch |
That's a little harsh, she was just trying to cuddle...I know, I know, it's annoying but give her a break. |
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08/04/2005 02:26:43 PM · #19 |
| I doubt he just woke up one day and snapped..if he just snapped he probably would've choked her to death instead of beating her to a pulp with a hammer (probably not left on the night stand either). |
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08/04/2005 02:27:35 PM · #20 |
Originally posted by colyla:
Originally posted by laurielblack:
Originally posted by Telehubbie:
You mean couples keep having sex after they get married?! :-( |
Yeah. My ex-husband missed that memo as well. ;) |
Must be in the air...my BF is like that too.....never encountered it before, just with him and we're not even married! |
Wow, maybe we should start a not-gettin-any support group here. I'm sure we're not the only ones. lol |
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08/04/2005 02:30:51 PM · #21 |
| I think the guy is a DPCer - I'm looking for his Tools of the Trade entry now... |
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08/04/2005 02:31:40 PM · #22 |
Originally posted by Telehubbie:
Originally posted by colyla:
Originally posted by laurielblack:
Originally posted by Telehubbie:
You mean couples keep having sex after they get married?! :-( |
Yeah. My ex-husband missed that memo as well. ;) |
Must be in the air...my BF is like that too.....never encountered it before, just with him and we're not even married! |
Wow, maybe we should start a not-gettin-any support group here. I'm sure we're not the only ones. lol |
LOL...might be a good idea! Yeah.....he'll go MONTHES...which I think is....well, odd. I didn't know a man could be like that....but then again, he's from Florida! Panama City even!! *runs*
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08/04/2005 02:33:18 PM · #23 |
Originally posted by colyla:
LOL...might be a good idea! Yeah.....he'll go MONTHES...which I think is....well, odd. I didn't know a man could be like that....but then again, he's from Florida! Panama City even!! *runs* |
So, let us know how many PM's you get after that post... ;-) |
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08/04/2005 02:33:42 PM · #24 |
Originally posted by colyla:
LOL...might be a good idea! Yeah.....he'll go MONTHES...which I think is....well, odd. I didn't know a man could be like that....but then again, he's from Florida! Panama City even!! *runs* |
Blame yourself...then kill him with a hammer. |
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08/04/2005 02:34:06 PM · #25 |
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