A Photographers NEVER ENDING STORY

05/30/2005 01:58:27 PM · #251

Downtown Indianapolis, the car wash capital of the world.

They dropped off the car and Larry stuffed the whole pack of gum in his mouth as the group headed out with their cameras for some sightseeing. The first landmark they came across was...

05/30/2005 02:13:14 PM · #252

Now, Larry has been there before, and he knows very well that this was not Indianapolis. Plus, whatever happened to the daylight? He fumbled with the spent pack of gum, and gasped in shock and despair upon realizing that what he had stuffed into his mouth was not gum at all, but rather...

05/30/2005 02:16:48 PM · #253

...the desert,

as they had to make a major u-turn, because someone
wasn't paying attention and they didn't have a car, but camels!

After they returned their camels, they went back to
downtown Indianapolis, the car wash capital of the world.

They dropped off the car and Larry stuffed the whole pack
of gum in his mouth as the group headed out with their cameras
for some sightseeing. The first landmark they came across was...

Now, Larry has been there before, but getting back on track
because someone wasn't paying attention, knew very well
that this was not Indianapolis. Plus, whatever happened to the
daylight? He fumbled with the spent pack of gum, and gasped in shock
and despair upon realizing that what he had stuffed into his mouth
was not gum at all, but rather...

ROFL

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05/30/2005 02:27:18 PM · #254

A Witchity Grub Sandwich!

Larry thought he was gonna hurl, but he relaxed and began to enjoy the taste and texture of this culinary treat. Now all he needed was something to wash it down with. As he came around the corner, he spotted...

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05/30/2005 02:32:14 PM · #255

the famed fruit spider, laying in wait. Larry reacted quickly...

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05/30/2005 02:51:37 PM · #256

pulled out

, the secret weapon he's been holding back all his life, which he kept in a surgically implanted sac near the base of his spine, and...

05/30/2005 03:08:31 PM · #257

...when he removed it, he was not aware that the Doctor
that implanted it there, forgot to caution Larry about
it's removal. It was the only thing holding the watermelon
in his bowels.

Larry had passed out.
His near lifeless body laid on the floor, unable to move.
Later that afternoon, he heard a knock at the front door.

It was....

05/30/2005 03:27:38 PM · #258

A little blond child, whose shining green eyes could have been a sign that she was blessed, or cursed. Larry was caught in a moment of indecision. The inertia of his confusion compounded the pain still pulsing through the lower half of his body, and he found himself unable to even lift a finger. In a surreal slow-motion sense, Larry saw the child ...

05/30/2005 03:35:43 PM · #259

...begin to tug at her face.

Hoping it was only a dream, rather than
a madman with Photoshop, he tried once again
to pinch himself, but alas couldn't.

It was going to take a miracle to ever be able
to move again, thought Larry. Just then....

05/30/2005 03:38:55 PM · #260

His mother appeared to him in a vision.

Her scratchy, cancerous voice muttered: "Go down to where...

05/30/2005 03:41:20 PM · #261

lives and pray for salvation. Larry tried and tried, but he was too weak to move. Just at the key moment, before he felt his head about to burst, another

ran into the room, screaming: "Yasmeen Jade...Don't you dare do it!" The girl with the green eyes stopped her tugging and her face returned to normalcy. Then quick as a whip, she turned and ran

, all the while cackling like a mad harpy and whistling "Waltzing Matilda." Larry's savior bent down and kissed him on the...

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Canon EF 17-40mm f/4.0L USM

05/30/2005 07:31:00 PM · #262

back of his autographed head.Yes it appears people had been leaving thier mark upon Larry. After the kiss...

dragonlady

Canon EOS-5D Mark III

05/30/2005 07:35:54 PM · #263

Larry felt a little peculiar and upon looking in a nearby mirror, he noticed a dryness problem with his skin

; this reminded him that he and the other two photographers, who were now missing, were SUPPOSED to be heading for the desert...after a few hands of

, he had accumulated enough money for the three of them to purchase some mounts

and head back into the desert to seek their photographic fortune. Upon their arrival in the Sahara, they were apprehended by...

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05/30/2005 08:21:17 PM · #264

a band of wandering ballroom dancers, who, unbeknownst to them, harbored a vampire. Larry pulled out a wooden stake and realized it had not been sharpened. Quickly he..

Canon EF 28-135mm f/3.5-5.6 IS USM

05/30/2005 08:27:04 PM · #265

...found a nearby

and tried with all his might to turn it,
but alas it had seized from lack of use.

He quickly summoned....

Neuferland

Google Pixel 2

05/30/2005 10:20:03 PM · #266

the little blonde boy with the sad blue eyes to counteract the possesed green eyed little girl....

But the little boy said..........

graphicfunk

Canon EOS-20D

05/30/2005 10:23:54 PM · #267

My, my have you grown and strange to find you in the dark.

05/31/2005 12:46:48 AM · #268

Realizing he was delirious from the heat, Larry and his companions looked ahead and saw something shimmering at the top of the sand dune.

This was the break they needed! When they reached the bottle they managed to pry the top off with the unsharpened wooden stake and they all engourged themselves on the refreshing ale. When they finished it, they...

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05/31/2005 01:07:40 AM · #269

hallucinated about health food. Larry had been to California once, and he knew quite a bit about nutritional stuff.

A nearby bedouin woman saw them drooling and invited them to dinner. After dinner, they felt drowsy and Larry fell into a deep sleep where he had a dream of

It was a nightmare to say the least, for Larry found himself outside of the box. What to do!

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Neuferland

Google Pixel 2

05/31/2005 06:04:26 PM · #270

As Larry watched the

he suddenly remembered the little puppy named Kitty

who had grown and was there to rescue him but Larry resisted saying...............

sfalice

Canon PowerShot SX60 HS

05/31/2005 06:24:28 PM · #271

Ah, but then, fully awake, after the stirring sunrise, and a good stretch

he thought to himself, why the little dog named Kitty really wanted to go chase horses,

So, Larry, who was by now thinking of himself as Larryetta "Lariat" for short, decided to help the little dog named Kitty to find the Wild ...

Canon EF 22-55mm f/4.0-5.6 USM

05/31/2005 11:18:00 PM · #272

, the one creature in the entire wide world that might have a shot at restoring a bit of reality into his suddenly overriden and meandering life. He and Kitty searched and looked, in the

, under the

, over the

and pretty much almost everywhere. Just at the point of despair and as he wanted to

everything around him, including poor

, Larry had a minor epiphany.

What if...

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mrsmaxsmart

Canon EOS-300D Rebel

06/01/2005 03:45:06 AM · #273

What if kitty has the

to all life's mysteries?

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