Just too funny to keep to myself...

05/11/2005 04:05:46 AM · #1

As I'm keeping an eye on the votes destroying my "Triangle" submission, I'm also working on pictures I'm doing for this contract I got. The owner of the restaurant where my mom works also owns an "erotic boutique" (too nice and classy to call a Sex Shop)... Anyways, not only am I going to shoot a swimsuit/lingerie show june 4th that he organises, I'm also doing pictures of the store for his web site.

So after doing a night shot of the store (wich he was really pleased with) I'm now working on the interior shots. I did the clothes display, the erotic litterature, the massage oils...

There I am at 4:00 in the morning, editing pictures of dildo displays trying to get the best light, contrast and colors. To think that a couple of months ago, I was working in an office from 9 to 5 selling cars by the dozen to car dealers from all across Canada.

I'll tell you, sometimes, life takes the weirdest turns...

;-)

Edit I'll post some of the pictures (not the dildos) later when I convert them from RAW to JPEG.

Message edited by author 2005-05-11 04:11:56.

05/11/2005 04:19:40 AM · #2

Simon.............you know what you gotta do so now you just go out there and make us proud! The hell with cars! ;-)

05/11/2005 04:23:33 AM · #3

Originally posted by Ivo:

Simon.............you know what you gotta do so now you just go out there and make us proud! The hell with cars! ;-)

My fellow Canadians... I promise to ban all pollution caused by automobiles and and replace it with kinky accessories for your intimate fun!

Edit I was joking but now that I think about it... Isn't it election time ? He he he he... Anybody wanna help me form a party?

Message edited by author 2005-05-11 04:25:28.

05/11/2005 04:28:04 AM · #4

Come to think of it....... what evre happened to the Rhino party?? They promised to move some of the mountains into Saskatchewan. I'M STILL WAITING!!

05/11/2005 04:29:25 AM · #5

Originally posted by Ivo:

Come to think of it....... what evre happened to the Rhino party?? They promised to move some of the mountains into Saskatchewan. I'M STILL WAITING!!

I think they started hanging out with the marijuanna party and... Well you know how those potheads are...

05/11/2005 04:35:02 AM · #6

You know that just might be the reason they want to legalize pot. They figure if we all smoke it, we might have a better understanding of what they do in Ottawa or Otawa or utuwoo or ........damn I'm trippin already. :O

05/11/2005 04:37:22 AM · #7

Watch out for the munchies!

05/11/2005 04:38:33 AM · #8

I say we spend 15 million to examine that statement a little bit closer. Ya think?

05/11/2005 04:43:23 AM · #9

Originally posted by Ivo:

I say we spend 15 million to examine that statement a little bit closer. Ya think?

Huh? Dave's not here man...

Canon EF 24-70mm f/2.8L USM

05/11/2005 04:54:56 AM · #10

Well, I can barely stay awake and I've seen enough c**ks for tonight... I'm going to bed!

(I'm not really sure how that statement sounds but...)

notonline

Canon EOS-350D Rebel XT

05/11/2005 07:34:21 AM · #11

Originally posted by grandmarginal:

Originally posted by Ivo:
Simon.............you know what you gotta do so now you just go out there and make us proud! The hell with cars! ;-)

My fellow Canadians... I promise to ban all pollution caused by automobiles and and replace it with kinky accessories for your intimate fun!

Edit I was joking but now that I think about it... Isn't it election time ? He he he he... Anybody wanna help me form a party?

Sure we can call the party the DPC THC Party. On a seperate not the best way to photograph vibrators is to have a 15 sec exposure with low light and have them all running at once. Oh yea and under black lights. lol

jonr

Olympus OM-D E-M5

Olympus 9-18mm f/4.0-5.6 M.Zuiko Digital ED

05/11/2005 07:54:57 AM · #12

Originally posted by grandmarginal:

Originally posted by Ivo:
I say we spend 15 million to examine that statement a little bit closer. Ya think?

Huh? Dave's not here man...

LOL... I wonder how many get this reference...

Strikeslip

Canon EOS-5D

Canon EF 100-400mm f/4.5-5.6L IS

05/11/2005 08:16:05 AM · #13

Originally posted by grandmarginal:

I'll tell you, sometimes, life takes the weirdest turns...

Congrats, I think that sounds like a lot of fun!

dewed

Canon EOS-350D Rebel XT

Canon EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6

05/11/2005 08:29:08 AM · #14

Think we can get a discount of we use your name? The old toy box is getting a little boring.

Canon EF 28-135mm f/3.5-5.6 IS USM

05/11/2005 01:24:54 PM · #15

Here's the night shoot for the store. It was a pretty wicked job as I had to clone out a bunch of neon signs from stores across the street and rebuild the image underneath.

I noticed a few flaws after sending it to him (that I'm ready to live with since this one is allready on his site). The owner was really happy with it. Still any comments could bring up things I hadn't noticed right away and to check out more carefully in future jobs.

SJCarter

Canon EOS-7D

05/11/2005 01:27:39 PM · #16

Originally posted by jonr:

Originally posted by grandmarginal:

Originally posted by Ivo:
I say we spend 15 million to examine that statement a little bit closer. Ya think?

Huh? Dave's not here man...

LOL... I wonder how many get this reference...

ROFL - I get it... Man, the hours I spent listening to Cheech & Chong.

05/11/2005 01:41:14 PM · #17

Originally posted by grandmarginal:

I can relate!!!!
I work full time - in desktop publishing for a company that works for the Catholic church and when i get free time - at work or home i'm working on with my best friend - her project! She writes erotica and we're working on some of her webpages and graphics ... www.cityofsyn.com (adult natured stories)

life takes some strange routes - some more colorful than others :)

05/11/2005 01:43:33 PM · #18

Originally posted by PhotosByAyme:

Thanks for the link, I'm going to check it right away...

Edit The site doesn't load in my browser, are you sure it's up and running?

Message edited by author 2005-05-11 13:46:56.

05/11/2005 02:04:47 PM · #19

Originally posted by grandmarginal:

Originally posted by PhotosByAyme:
I can relate!!!!
I work full time - in desktop publishing for a company that works for the Catholic church and when i get free time - at work or home i'm working on with my best friend - her project! She writes erotica and we're working on some of her webpages and graphics ... www.cityofsyn.com (adult natured stories)

life takes some strange routes - some more colorful than others :)

Thanks for the link, I'm going to check it right away...

Edit The site doesn't load in my browser, are you sure it's up and running?

yeah its working .... try www.poisynangel.com ... it'll take you to the same place ...

05/11/2005 02:11:17 PM · #20

Originally posted by PhotosByAyme:

yeah its working .... try www.poisynangel.com ... it'll take you to the same place ...

Sorry nope... Maybe it's not available through my server... ;-(

05/11/2005 02:14:03 PM · #21

weird ... i'll send you a pm later with the long address ... it's through yahoo and geocities.com

05/11/2005 02:15:46 PM · #22

Originally posted by PhotosByAyme:

weird ... i'll send you a pm later with the long address ... it's through yahoo and geocities.com

Allright, thanks!

05/11/2005 02:17:10 PM · #23

//www.geocities.com/poisynangel/

here will get you to most of it :)

05/11/2005 02:22:35 PM · #24

Originally posted by PhotosByAyme:

//www.geocities.com/poisynangel/

here will get you to most of it :)

Ah ha! There we go! I like the illustration for "Diary of a bad girl". Did you do that?