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04/15/2005 01:42:44 PM · #1

Try these two:

1;
There is a rich merchant who lives at the top of one of the tallest skyscrapers in New York 220 floors it stoodd and he lived at the top. Every morning he would use to the elveatot to get to the bottom floor then go off to work. But in the evening on his return from work he would get in the elevator and go up only to150th floor and walk the rest of the way up. why ????

No he does not need the excerise and no hes not visitng someone

2 a man and he walked into a bar and asked for a glass of water. The barman pulled out a gun, the man smiled thank the barman and walked out. Waht just happened?

Gordon

RIM BlackBerry Curve

Canon EF 85mm f/1.8 USM

04/15/2005 01:47:24 PM · #2

should we just post the answers or... :)

Though I'm sure in the first instance, he goes all the way to the top floor on rainy days, only.

04/15/2005 01:51:28 PM · #3

Originally posted by Gordon:

should we just post the answers or... :)

Though I'm sure in the first instance, he goes all the way to the top floor on rainy days, only.

See if you can hint it without giving to much way + i will post some more

and sorry but your wrong the merchant goes to the top in sun rain or shine .. What did you think?

Canon EF 24-70mm f/2.8L USM

04/15/2005 01:51:33 PM · #4

Q1)If it was raining - could he go all the way up to the top?

brianlh

Canon EOS-450D Rebel XSi

04/15/2005 01:52:26 PM · #5

1) cuz he has diarrhea and can't wait to get to the top floor! so obvious.

04/15/2005 01:52:52 PM · #6

or just email me

04/15/2005 01:56:19 PM · #7

Originally posted by brianlh:

1) cuz he has diarrhea and can't wait to get to the top floor! so obvious.

Way way way way way offf keep trying

Canon EF 28-135mm f/3.5-5.6 IS USM

04/15/2005 01:56:43 PM · #8

A man falls asleep in his bed and is awoken much later by a crash outside his house. He rushes outside to see what happened. He realises that his sleeping caused the accident - why?

Kelli

Canon EOS-D60

04/15/2005 01:57:59 PM · #9

because he's a midget and can't reach the elevator button to get to the top without his umbrella...

RayEthier

Canon EOS-5D Mark II

Canon EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 USM

04/15/2005 02:00:31 PM · #10

Is there something missing in the second question........" a man and he" is that all there is to it???

04/15/2005 02:02:07 PM · #11

some more

As a father was driving his son to school his car was hit by a truck. The pair were rushed to hospital both knocked out were they were then rushed to surgery. The surgeon came in to the room and gasped in horror, looking at the son the surgeon proclaims
"that is my son!!!"
How can this be?

Romeo and Juliet were found dead in a pool of water all around them. They had no markings on the body and had not died by drowning in the water
How did they die?

04/15/2005 02:03:06 PM · #12

Originally posted by RayEthier:

Is there something missing in the second question........" a man and he" is that all there is to it???

No typo soz

Canon EF 75-300mm f/4.0-5.6 III

04/15/2005 02:03:07 PM · #13

Q2) I would have asked him when last he saw a white horse - works just as well for his "condition"

sofap

Canon EOS-10D

04/15/2005 02:07:01 PM · #14

Originally posted by Jecto:

The Doctor is the fathers father

Sigma 24-70mm f/2.8 EX Aspherical DF for Nikon

04/15/2005 02:07:13 PM · #15

Q3) Mother must be upset with you?
Q4) They are going to be visiting the toilet bowl soon I am sure?

My next question: two fathers, two sons, one grandfather and one grandson are walking on the beach holding hands - what is the fewest number of people present?

Apple iPhone

04/15/2005 02:08:34 PM · #16

Originally posted by Jecto:

some more

As a father was driving his son to school his car was hit by a truck. The pair were rushed to hospital both knocked out were they were then rushed to surgery. The surgeon came in to the room and gasped in horror, looking at the son the surgeon proclaims
"that is my son!!!"
How can this be?

Daughter

Romeo and Juliet were found dead in a pool of water all around them. They had no markings on the body and had not died by drowning in the water
How did they die?

hit with a block of ice

phreakon

Olympus C-740UZ

Canon EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6

04/15/2005 02:09:16 PM · #17

2
edit: answer to the fathers and sons question

Message edited by author 2005-04-15 14:09:52.

kdkaboom

Canon EOS-350D Rebel XT

Canon EF-S 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6

04/15/2005 02:11:50 PM · #18

Originally posted by walbland:

My next question: two fathers, two sons, one grandfather and one grandson are walking on the beach holding hands - what is the fewest number of people present?

3? :)

04/15/2005 02:12:43 PM · #19

a man with a backpack was found in the middle of an empty field.. There was nothing apart from grass in the field. yet the man was dead.. what part of the field killed him? Note hes not allergic to anything, n heart attacks or strokes etc and did not trip

Nikon AF-S DX Zoom-Nikkor 18-70mm f/3.5-4.5G IF-ED

04/15/2005 02:13:37 PM · #20

KDKABOOM - first right answer.
What walks on four legs, then two legs and finally three legs as it ages?

eqsite

Nikon D7100

04/15/2005 02:14:31 PM · #21

Originally posted by walbland:

KDKABOOM - first right answer.
What walks on four legs, then two legs and finally three legs as it ages?

Isn't that the riddle of the sphinx, man?

04/15/2005 02:15:35 PM · #22