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03/01/2005 02:36:52 AM · #1 |
...the ladies have requested that we put the seat down when we are through. Your cooperation would be appreciated.
Thank you,
The management |
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03/01/2005 02:40:43 AM · #2 |
Originally posted by TooCool:
...the ladies have requested that we put the seat down when we are through. Your cooperation would be appreciated.
Thank you,
The management |
And then they bitch cause ya splash drops all on it. Oh, you were supposed to lift the damned thing first?
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03/01/2005 02:45:57 AM · #3 |
What seat? Let her sit on the cold porcelain.
Kidding... I'm kidding
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03/01/2005 02:56:12 AM · #4 |
Originally posted by Beagleboy:
What seat? Let her sit on the cold porcelain.
Kidding... I'm kidding |
OH!!! you're in big trouble now, mister!!! :P |
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03/01/2005 03:40:50 AM · #5 |
Now if the ladies would learn to close the lid then we'd be in business.
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03/01/2005 03:59:24 AM · #6 |
I just close the lid every time....so everyone is equally inconvenienced.
Plus we have dogs and cats....so, there's that.
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03/01/2005 04:00:32 AM · #7 |
a bunch of guys whining about toilet sits and females?
now who's bitching ?
he he he :-)
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03/01/2005 04:01:41 AM · #8 |
MY house rules...it stays up...
the "dog's bathroom (male)" if the seat is left down..the dog is unable to get his water and he gets cranky.
My bathroom...enough said. Me, the 2 year old boy , and the Male dog...only have visiting women here, though. (C:
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03/01/2005 07:07:34 AM · #9 |
Theres only one thing worse than sitting on a cold toilet seat - and that's sitting on a warm one!
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03/01/2005 07:13:10 AM · #10 |
Originally posted by Ecce Signum:
Theres only one thing worse than sitting on a cold toilet seat - and that's sitting on a warm one! |
..or a wet one |
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03/01/2005 07:56:55 AM · #11 |
If you want to get the wife. Remember to put the seat back down for a month or two then one time leave it up. She will be so used to you putting it down she won't even look. You will hear a splash followed by a scream. It is hilarious.
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03/01/2005 08:00:30 AM · #12 |
I live in a house with three sons and a husband (AND a male dog)... the position of the toilet seat is the LEAST of my concerns. As long as they keep it clean, I don't care what position it's in - up, down, closed, open... I'm too outnumbered to care.
I do, however, wish to find out why in HELL men of any age can't seem to find the laundry hamper? As a professor used to tell us in class before tests, and we'd clear our books and put them inside our desks, "Adjacent to and inside are NOT the same." The hamper is right there, the dirty clothes are found next to it, behind it, under it, on top of it with the lid still closed... but not INSIDE it. What gives, guys??????
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03/01/2005 08:05:35 AM · #13 |
Originally posted by laurielblack:
I live in a house with three sons and a husband (AND a male dog)... the position of the toilet seat is the LEAST of my concerns. As long as they keep it clean, I don't care what position it's in - up, down, closed, open... I'm too outnumbered to care.
I do, however, wish to find out why in HELL men of any age can't seem to find the laundry hamper? As a professor used to tell us in class before tests, and we'd clear our books and put them inside our desks, "Adjacent to and inside are NOT the same." The hamper is right there, the dirty clothes are found next to it, behind it, under it, on top of it with the lid still closed... but not INSIDE it. What gives, guys?????? |
That what we have you wives for. You know the effort that is involved in lifting that hamper lid??? ;-)
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03/01/2005 08:05:44 AM · #14 |
Originally posted by laurielblack:
I do, however, wish to find out why in HELL men of any age can't seem to find the laundry hamper? As a professor used to tell us in class before tests, and we'd clear our books and put them inside our desks, "Adjacent to and inside are NOT the same." The hamper is right there, the dirty clothes are found next to it, behind it, under it, on top of it with the lid still closed... but not INSIDE it. What gives, guys?????? |
I always thought the laundry hamper was just the nickname for whatever section of floor I was occupying the last time I felt encumbered by my wardrobe choice. Looking around... I suppose I have many laundry hampers. In fact there is a large laundry hamper under my desk that seems to be filled with nothing but socks. Go figure.
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03/01/2005 08:09:26 AM · #15 |
Originally posted by TooCool:
...the ladies have requested that we put the seat down when we are through. Your cooperation would be appreciated.
Thank you,
The management |
My friend grew up believing what his Dad told him: "Toilet seats are for women...real men sit on the rim."
I'm not kidding...
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03/01/2005 08:17:53 AM · #16 |
Originally posted by thatcloudthere:
My friend grew up believing what his Dad told him: "Toilet seats are for women...real men sit on the rim."
I'm not kidding... |
Did he file a claim for child abuse?! |
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03/01/2005 08:23:49 AM · #17 |
There's a easy fix to all this. Just put a compact fridge full of beer, a TV w/remote in the bathroom. The men will sit to tinkle then :)
Easy as training ... well, a dog :) |
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03/01/2005 08:26:18 AM · #18 |
| It takes more energy for women to scream at you from the bathroom than to just look and see if the seat is down. |
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03/01/2005 08:26:19 AM · #19 |
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03/01/2005 08:31:49 AM · #20 |
Originally posted by Shiiizzzam:
There's a easy fix to all this. Just put a compact fridge full of beer |
How about this built into the vanity:
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03/01/2005 08:32:21 AM · #21 |
The guys will do the toilet seat thing, but only in exchange for at least a 4 square inch space on the bathroom vanity that we can call our own.
Message edited by author 2005-03-01 08:37:13.
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03/01/2005 08:34:42 AM · #22 |
| my man cant find the stove, hamper or the toilet seat..but he can find the sports channel, the playstation controller, and beer!!! |
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03/01/2005 08:42:33 AM · #23 |
There is 1 man and 1 woman in our house (now). It use to be 3 men and 1 woman. This was never an issue in our house :) Most of the time it was up.
As for the dogs they are so short (Pomeranians) I do not have to worry about them getting into the toilet water :)
Although it has always been a habit in our house to keep all the doors shut. Otherwise the youngest dog would string the paper all through the house.
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03/01/2005 08:44:50 AM · #24 |
Add some wine coolers in that fridge and put that TV on the Soap channel and the women would never come out!
Originally posted by Shiiizzzam:
There's a easy fix to all this. Just put a compact fridge full of beer, a TV w/remote in the bathroom. The men will sit to tinkle then :)
Easy as training ... well, a dog :) |
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03/01/2005 09:11:30 AM · #25 |
Ever wonder how most kitchen appliances are white..... and so are most wedding dresses.
There's got to be a connection.
(any wonder I'm on my 3rd marriage) |
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