Blending into the Artwork
by basia03

Comment:
Who the hell do you think you are and where's the fookin' beagle? I don't see any beagle. I don't like that look in your eyes. You have issues lady, major issues. And pay more attention to my hair in case I have a haircut that needs noticing. You are one screwed up individual. And that freaky art has to go. HELLO, heroin and hallucinations are not cool anymore.
I'm very upset.
I still don't see any beagle.

"Be the Person My Dog Thinks I Am"
by basia03

Comment:
Be the person your dog thinks you are? The dog clearly thinks you are a psycho with a camera. Conglomerations.

Circumference = 2 * Pi * Radius
by basia03

Comment:
Oh great, just what we need, one more hillbilly photographing crop circles in her back yard. What else do you see out there? Elvis, Santa Claus and Rudolph the red nose reindeer? Well guess what? Rudolph is DEAD and you know where to find him or at least his hooves. I'm so upset. I don't know why you continue your delusional assaults. And that blur in the far right corner looks like a beagle consuming feces.

Last Day of Summer
by basia03

Comment:
Last day of summer? Well who the hell are YOU to decide that it's the last day of summer? And what's with that swamp? And what's with that leash, where's the frigging dog? Oh let me guess, it chased a beagle en route to a shit pile. You never fail to upset me. And the clothes on your model are so screwy I can't tell if she's wearing white pants or if she's sitting in a pile of bird shit. Why don't you trade in your camera for a dildo? I'm very upset.

Chair of Bowlies?
by basia03

Comment:
What is a bowlie? What is your point? Are the bowlies alive? Where do you come up with this stuff anyway? And one fell on the ground, for God sake, didn't you notice that? Send me your address at the insane asylum and I will try to help you (stay there).
Once again I am very upset.

IT'S TIME FOR A HAIRCUT!
by basia03

Comment:
Is that a real dog or is it stuffed? Stuffed animals don't get haircuts. The numerous tags on the collar are distracting me. All your photos distract me and I'm very upset. I KNOW that is your blue brush and not the dog's.
Who put the blonde highlights on the dog? This is not normal.

Almost Real?
by basia03

Comment:
I would love this photo if it had a different subject. The worm seems very stressed out like it hasn't eaten in some time and it pains me to see such sadness in this world. Feed it next time then photograph it please.

WINNING THE RACE
by basia03

Comment:
The water is too distracting. If the pool had been drained and the child was floating on the air over the pool while flapping her arms and kicking her legs then it would have been much more effective. Especially if a large fan was placed strategically so that her hair was blowing backwards. It's too wet in this photograph. I also don't like her bathing suit color. It clashes with the color of the water and slows down the speed effect you were trying to achieve. What is your point here anyway? I'm very upset.

LITTLE WATER SNAKE WITH A RED TONGUE
by basia03

Comment:
Such a lovely creature. I didn't know they eat red licorice.

Max With His "Pet" Rock
by basia03

Comment:
Superdog!