If she doesn't burn to death, then she IS a witch!by
Art RoflmaoComment by Kavey: "We have found a witch. May we burn her?"
"Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!"
"How do you know she's a witch?"
"She looks like one!"
"Bring her forward."
"I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch."
"Uh, but you are dressed as one."
"They dressed me up like this."
"Augh, we didn't! We didn't..."
"And this isn't my nose. It's a false one."
"Well?"
"Well, we did do the nose."
"The nose?"
"And the hat, but she is a witch!"
"Did you dress her up like this?"
"No! No. No. No. No. No."
"Yes. Yeah, a bit."
"She has got a wart."
...
"Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch."
"So, why do witches burn?"
"B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?"
"Good! Heh heh."
"So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?"
...
"If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood."
"And therefore?"
"A witch! A witch!..."
"Here is a duck. Use this duck."
etc. etc.
Love this, very funny!
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