You there!
by taylorpage

Comment:
Marge was shocked when her assailant suddenly reached in and beeped her nose.

"Who's a good little mugging victim? Who is? You are!" *beep*.

The assailant ran off giggling, and Marge just continued to stand there shocked. He ... he hadn't even taken anything.

Classic Baroque
by Ristyz

Comment:
Pineighchio suddenly gasped as The White Fairy touched him with her wand. Since his creation at the hands of the old, gentle chess master, he'd been a wooden knight that only had one dream.

Today, his dream was a reality.

"I am a real horse!" He cried.

A Celestial Iris
by jlanoue

Comment:
In a tribute never seen before, the universe aligned to pay respects to Bob Marley.

Beautiful Bride
by keone

Comment:
She grinned as best she could, but silently cursed the photographer for taking so long. This thing was HEAVY, and she was about to topple backwards. Did nobody care?

"Just about, give me a smile, just about, one more second..."

She grinned as best she could. She was going to kill him.

Lonely Beautiful Beach Day
by jumboshrimp

Comment:
In the aftermath, some still remained. They milled about in smaller numbers, sure, but one could never know if and when they'd strike again. Poor Miller the Lifeguard, not a scrap of him was ever found after that day, the day the Sandpipers struck.

Staredown
by kellyo

Comment:
"Tell me about the Aphids George."

"Well Lenny, one day we'll have a bush all of our own, and we'll raise aphids on it Lenny."

"Can I pet the Aphids George? Can I huh? Can I?"

"Yes Lenny, you can pet all the Aphids you like."

"Oh George, I'll have my very own Aphid, and I'll hug him, and squeeze him, and call him George."

"One day Lenny, one day."

Noone Falls
by notesinstones

Comment:
Gordon had had a rough life, and now he was at the edge of ending it all. It would be simple. One step, and it would all be over. Gordon looked down into the churning morass, steeled himself, and took the plunge.

Moments later he cursed himself once again, as he soared over the stream. Perhaps it wasn't the best suicide method for a bird.

where'd you go?
by phreak

Comment:
Billy was finally free. FREE!!

As he stood there for a moment, contemplating where he would go, he heard a sound behind him. He turned, and there, flapping in the wind, was an old cloth caught on the fence of his old pen.

With a sigh and pout, Billy walked back into his pen to munch on the piece of fabric. Freedom could wait.

Product Placement
by dpcollins

Comment:
Little did they know the smile wasn't because she was about to open a fresh, tasty can of Pepsi, no, the smile was because she was pretending to open it for her little brother, but had earlier put a spider in the can!

Mamy, dady, you and I
by Oded

Comment:
When the probe came down, it held the beach goers riveted. As it tried to communicate in the millions of interstellar languages it knew, it suddenly found itself attacked. Confused, but angered, it sent off a distress call to the home-world as it found itself constantly smacked back and forth by these evil creatures!

Thus, was a major interstellar war started because of an unfortunate similarity between an alien probe, and the object of a popular earth game.