Sneezy Award
by yanko

Comment:
it seems my time has arrived...

Dead Poet Laureates
by dannylee

Comment:
ah, Yorick! I knew him, Horatio. He was a man of infinite jest. I'll never forget the time he drank from my glass while I wasn't looking. Trouble was I was a painter and the glass was full of turpentine. Oh, but the painting I made of his death! Ecstatic! It was so beautiful I wept turpentine tears... and ruined it. So I had to use a photo of his skull for my album cover. Luckily he had excellent teeth.

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Dom Perignon Lushes
by scarbrd

Comment:
I'm sorry but this album was ruined for me by the bartender of McGee's Tavern on 37th street. He insisted on playing it every night. I suppose I could have gone to another tavern, but there was this girl who sat at the bar every weekend, you know how it is. So every single Saturday night I would screw my courage to the sticking point and slide over to talk to her, and sure as clockwork "Tiny Bubbles" would start playing, and she would laugh like it was the first time she ever heard it. And then she would cry. And, without fail, I would ask her if there was anything I could do. And then she would throw her beer on me and ask for champagne. Every single Saturday night. It got so I stopped wearing my best shirts.

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Digital PeaShooter Lovers
by awpollard

Comment:
The band name doesn't sound like a real band name, but I love the photo and the album title! 7

Delicate Painted Ladies "Behind the Mask"
by Melethia

Comment:
The ironically-named Delicate Painted Ladies came late to the Punk Rock scene, but quickly made up for lost time. During every show they would paint each other with metallic colors, but not delicately! Mostly, they would just throw cups of paint at each other. They broke up in 1982 when their lead singer was arrested for attempting to dig up John Lennon.

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Deepest Power of Love
by bvlindalou

Comment:
DPofL was started by Yanni when he felt his solo work wasn't soulful enough. He hoped that by teaming with Michael Bolton and Kenny G he would find the deep meaning he sought. This power trio achieved its greatest depth on their second album, "the soul's journey." A concept album, it followed the soul of a dung beetle through fifty-seven reincarnations until finally it ended up as David Crosby where it achieved Nirvana at the business end of a Joni-Mitchell-shaped bong. This co-opting of 60s hippieness finally gave Yanni the serenity he needed to accept his profound superficiality, at which point he dissolved into a giant smile.

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Dedicated Peace Lovers
by escapetooz

Comment:
DPL were not content to make protest music. They organized rallies against the second Gulf War, and thought of themselves as the Greenpeace of peace. Their beautiful lead singer, who was featured on their first album, "Stand," chained herself to a mosque in Kabul. She is now believed to be in Guantanamo.

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Data Processing Logic
by splidge

Comment:
They did the Chemical Brothers one better, creating completely binary music based on time-lapse photography of lights going on and off in downtown Hamburg overnight. Unfortunately, the Chemical Brothers were far enough for most people and Blinkenlights was their first and only album.

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Ducks Paddling Loudly
by SteveJ

Comment:
Some say that DPL went too far with this album, trying to capture the sound of radiation poisoning. They claimed that no ducks were harmed during the making of this album, but few believed them.

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Deranged Psychotic Linens
by DefyTime

Comment:
She started out as a groupie. After a while, they would invite her onstage. She even ended up on the cover of their first album. Finally, she attained her goal. She became responsible for washing the deranged psychotic linens. She knew that her favorite band just needed one little push to get them over that "edge" they needed for true success. So she started washing the linens in PHP. Sure enough, the performances of DPL got more and more deranged and finally, psychotic. Their final, tragic performance occurred at Jones Beach, fifty feet from shore. The first and last underwater rock concert.

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