You may remember I posted the story yesterday of finding Randy passed out in the yard clutching an empty boooze bottle.
Randy Passed Out Well, it's worse than I thought. He actually went out target shooting while drinking, a total no no! And look at him -- no ear protection, no eye protection, shooting straight up, how lame is that??? Oh, the sauce, the sauce. Yes, the liquor cabinet will be getting a lock. And maybe a bit of bot therapy would be called for. I know he feels a bit insecure about his lack of education, especially when Venus is around. Maybe he just needs more of my attention. Whatever it is, I intend to work it out!
BTW, for those who won't get the title reference, it seems to be overly popular in this state to shoot rounds straight up into the air at midnight at the New Year, of course after consuming copious amounts of alcohol. What a bunch of morons.