It's the newest fitness craze and Godzilla has lost 4,500 pounds with these techniques he's created and now YOU CAN, TOO. The DVD comes with an exercise mat and if you order right now, you'll also receive a George Foreman grill.
Oh, darnit. I've run out of George Foremans to grill, and the local supplier doesn't stock George Foremans anymore (something to do with the import tariffs, I think). Otherwise, it's a very tempting offer... ;-Þ