Thank you very much for all the acclamations. It would, of course, be remiss of me not to give credit where credit is due. Firstly, to that hard-working peasant, Mao Tse-tung, without whose valuable contributions to the stability of the great nation of China in the 20th Century things would be very different in this world.
And also a nod of thanks to my chocolatier, Mr Rocher - I really enjoy your work.
Also thanks to my models, Woody, Li'l Woody II, and Black Woody. I know you put up with a lot during a photo shoot. If the money comes in, I'll be sure to pay you immediately.
Anyone else? Oh yes, some internet guy called Ken. He's a shy, retiring type and wouldn't want much attention, but thanks, buddy. I'll buy a beer one day.
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If this doesn't ribbon I'll ... I'll ... I'll be really surprised!! Hysterically funny interpretation and so very appropriate to use woodies for Art's username.