This photo is so wonderfully weird that it insists on getting a 10. You get my purple ribbon. What a face! And the weirdness of her head being yellow amidst the purple grapes. And the old-timey flavor of the high contrast. It all works together for a mind-numbing yet hilarious effect.
Sir, I'm afraid your nipples are inverted. This would have kicked butt in the 'stupid, stupid' challenge. Anything this goofy gets a big score from me ;-)